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Friday, October 10, 2014

Happy Birthday AnnPW!

I’m seriously at risk of turning into Willard Scott here, but Heydave was kind enough to remind us that today is the natal anniversary of AnnPW, a longtime, valued member of the World O’ Crap commentariat, and proprietrix of the very smart blog Beginning to Wonder.  In honor of this auspicious occasion, here’s the traditional photo of Ann Coulter:
And hey, we must have caught Ann on her birthday too, since she’s obviously just received a vaguely slutty-looking spaghetti strap baby-tee.  Here’s hoping that all the gifts AnnPW receives today will be just as appropriate.
Ann shares her birthday will with many distinguished celebrities, including:
Adam Curry, pioneering VJ
Zheng Zhang, whose famous deeds and celebrated life were summed up thusly: “Zheng Zhang was born on September 3, 1920 in Shanghai, China and she is a famous person.”  So she’s got that going for her.
Amber Lynn “was born on Tuesday, September 03, 1963 and she is a famous actress.”  According to, Amber has 227 films to her credit, including Vixens in Heat (1983), The Good, the Bad, and the Horny (1985) and Jane Bond Meets Octopussy (1986), continuing all the way into Anal Kinksters 2 (2003) which sounds like a delightful romp.
She also shares her birth date with Charlie Sheen, whose resume I’m not going to post, since it’s kind of sleazy.
Other September 3rd celebrities include Albert DeSalvo, the Boston Strangler; Ferdinand Porsche, designer of the Volkswagon Beetle; and Levi Mwanamasa, President of Zambia and father of Barack Obama.
According to your horoscope, “Mars in square to Pluto around the time of your birthday this year suggests that you possess powerful, transformative energy, and much will depend on how you handle it.”  Channeled positively, you can improve your own life, and the lives of those around you by achieving long sought goals.  Mishandled, and you could start a chain reaction that will annihilate all matter and cause the entire universe to wink out of existence.  So no using that powerful, transformative energy before you’ve had your coffee, eh?
Happy birthday, Ann!

Posted by scott on Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 at 11:01 am

16 Responses to “Happy Birthday AnnPW!”

Don’t forget that the zany F. Porsche also is credited with designing the Tiger tank during WWII.
About today being someones birthday;
” Mishandled, and you could start a chain reaction that will annihilate all matter and cause the entire universe to wink out of existence.”
Must be a big day for the tea-baggers. So many birthday parties, so little time.
Happy Birthday, AnnPW!
Also sharing your birthday with actor Merritt Buttrick, who died in 1988 at the tragically young age of 29, but who I fondly remember as “Johnny Slash” on the early ’80’s sitcom “Square Pegs”.
I believe scott was making a funny by suggesting it’s LaCoulter’s birthday. According to her bio, she was born Dec. 8, 1961. I’m skeptical about the year. I think the author didn’t know her actual birth year, and so was rounding off by a few decades to be gentlemanly.
Anal Kinksters 2 (2003) which sounds like a delightful romp rump.
Sorry, it just hit me that hard when I got here. Happy Birthday, uh, Missus Scary Political Lady, and Jeezus Fucking Christ, can’t you do anything about your face?
Still reeling. wooo….woo…etc.
Thanks [you are so going to pay for this, if it’s the last thing I do] Scott!
And happy birthday, Ann.
AnnPW, I mean, not the trannie up top here.
Happy birthday, Ann!
Didn’t Levi Mwanamasa almost become Sarah Palin’s son-in-law?
Happy bday, Ann!
Happy birthday, Ann. I wanted to say it in an unusual way, so here it is, I swear to jeebus, from the Malagasy:
Arahabaina tratry ny tsingerinandro naterahanao manaova tsingerinandro naterahana finaritra!
I do not promise that it is correct, only that it purports to be. And it sounds festive.
Happy Birthday Ann! From way over here 12 miles away :^)
Happy Birthday Ann.
Memphis Slim, also.
Actually, the appropriate term for Ms Lynne is “performer,” cuz, uh, y’know, there’s really not much, um, er “acting” involved with what she does.
You could put that jaw on a silverback, and it would fit.
Happy birthday, Ann.Not.Coulter.
Memphis Slim??? Really? Now THAT is cool!
Really, all of you, thanks so very much. I promise to try to channel my Transformative Energy in the most, shall we say, creative way!
Actually, the appropriate term for Ms Lynne is “performer,” cuz, uh, y’know, there’s really not much, um, er “acting” involved with what she does.
She has to pretend to enjoy it!
Happy Birthday, AnnPW - just went to your blog for the first time, only to be hit with the ENTIRE comments to a post on the upcoming theft of schoolchildren’s pure essences by Barackarlmarx Osamabama by some blogger named TexasFred. I’m not strong enough. But I’ll go back later, I don’t hold it against you. And I thought your post about your birthday dinner and prezzies was very cool indeed.
Many happy returns!

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