It’s the weekend, so let’s get crazy with Swank, who still hasn’t recovered from Halloween (he never should have watched Satan’s Cheerleaders while drinking Old Dad and snorting Pixie Stix)
If Dems sit upon America’s throne, we will have:Wow, that’s a lot of abortion clinics! In my town, we don’t have anything on every corner, except maybe rocks (it’s probably a zoning issue). So, if you’re in the construction business, it sounds like you’ll be getting a lot of business if the Dems get their chance on the throne. Just a little tip.
Abortion clinics on every corner.
Same-gender ‘marriages’ blessed on every blissful boulevard.In my town, none of our boulevards are particularly blissful, so I guess we won’t have to worry about same-gender marriage chapels springing up next to all of our abortion clinics.
Schools engineered for European secularism cloning.We’ll be cloning Europeans in our schools? Cool! Even if we have to do it secularly, it should make biology class a lot more interesting!
Condom machines under every lamppost.My town does have a lot of lampposts, so I should probably invest in condom machine stocks now, before the boom.
Christmas symbols stored in underground caves in favor of “Season’s greetings” stamps on every envelope.Underground Christmas caves? Okay, now the Pastor is just having us on.
Evangelicals judicially categorized as social nuisances, their publications and preaching examined by the state.Can the judicial system officially categorize people as “social nuisances?” Because if so, I have some suggestions for the court to consider, starting with the columnist who wrote this:
The John Kerry idiot sentence reveals a blockhead typical to the Dem genre.