Not content with just making Mark Foley seduce House pages, and causing Jeanine Pirro’s husband to cheat on her so she would be forced to bug hubby’s boat, it seems that Bill Clinton is also responsible for North Korea’s purported atomic bomb test. Or so says NewsMax.
And in a completely different part of the world, today the puppy called Flossie chewed up a TV remote, a door frame, and a dead field mouse (at least it was dead when I pulled the slimy thing out of her mouth) that she stole from Tibby. Damn that Clinton for causing all this death and destruction in my home!
The Clinton Legacy: North Korea’s BombI knew it! And you know, my sources say that Max Boot was wrong when he blamed Pakistan for the deteriorating situation in Afghanistan, as that too was really Clinton and Carter’s doing.
NewsMax details how Clinton administration policies during the 1990s — and Jimmy Carter’s meddling, gave North Korea the time to build a small arsenal of nuclear weapons.
And in a completely different part of the world, today the puppy called Flossie chewed up a TV remote, a door frame, and a dead field mouse (at least it was dead when I pulled the slimy thing out of her mouth) that she stole from Tibby. Damn that Clinton for causing all this death and destruction in my home!
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I know it’s all Clinton’s fault that my roof is leaking. I’m sending him the repair invoice and he can damn well pay for his carelessness.
Behold the Power of the Clenis!
I was going to make some joke about how we should harness it for cheap, clean energy, but I got sort of distracted long about the word “harness”. Lucienne, Peggy, Chris Matthews, you people are all nuts. Clinton, now *that’s* hot. And apparently also omnipotent.
I was going to make some joke about how we should harness it for cheap, clean energy, but I got sort of distracted long about the word “harness”. Lucienne, Peggy, Chris Matthews, you people are all nuts. Clinton, now *that’s* hot. And apparently also omnipotent.
It’s Clinton’s fault I can’t get laid. He took all the good liberal poon, and left the rest of us with the dried up old Republican crap that takes a whole jar of vaseline to make wet enough…
Nevermind, of course, that in 2002, Bush waived the right to inspect NorKor’s nuclear facilities…nothing to see here, move along, move along, oh look! It’s CLINTON’S PENIS!
Nevermind, of course, that in 2002, Bush waived the right to inspect NorKor’s nuclear facilities…nothing to see here, move along, move along, oh look! It’s CLINTON’S PENIS!
Cartoon translation: Bush attempted to cock-block the nuclear-tipped Clenis back in 2000, but was foiled by the Scooby Gang! He would have succeeded if it weren’t for those meddling kids, and their special guests Jimmy Carter and Sonny and Cher!
I’m sure that Bush would disagree with the methodology you used to arrive at the dead field mouse figure.
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