Letters, We Get Letters

 Actually, we mostly get porn spam, white supremacist boilerplate, and come-ons for online gambling, cruise lines, and narcotics of suspect origin.  Nevertheless, if you’d like to write us, free free, using the newly restored links in the upper left corner.

If you choose not to write us, that’s fine, but we reserve the right to pretend you did in order to manufacture a wholly fraudulent post, since we don’t think Dr. Professor Mike Adams, Ph.D should get to monopolize all the imaginary correspondants.

Posted by scott on Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 at 2:34 am.

i’ve always wanted to be an imaginary correspondent- either that or a real live boy- or maybe a six-foot tall invisible rabbit (its sooo hard to choose)- what do you want to be when you grow up?

Left by Dalton Periphery on October 11th, 2006

I am more imaginary than most people–the current ratio is something like one part real to two hundred and sixteen parts imaginary. So feel free to pretend I said anything you like. God knows I won’t know I didn’t say it. My partner uses this tactic all the time.

Left by D. Sidhe on October 11th, 2006

Can I write if I have nothing interesting to say? The odds are better of my writing you if that’s the case.

Left by Bill S on October 11th, 2006

I guess I never realized that Kevin Costner is so tall. Also, do you know where I can meet a woman who instinctively clutches her bodice like that? It’s for an experiment.

Left by Doghouse Riley on October 11th, 2006

hey Doghouse, that’s not the real Kevin Costner, it’s the statue of him they made at the end of the movie. you can tell because not only is it taller, it’s the better actor of the two

Left by preznit giv me turkee on October 11th, 2006

I’ve never in my entire life clutched my bodice like that.
But I can learn.

Left by D. Sidhe on October 11th, 2006

North Korea was added to the ‘Axis of Evil’ list because the Bush administration did not want the masses to figure out that the only real targets were Iraq and Iran (for Israel’s benefit). NK was a throw in. As everything else with this administration, it blew up in their face (literally). So the gov’t will do what it always does, surpress our rights by suspending habeas corpus, detaining demonstrators, banning books like “America Deceived” from Amazon, conducting warrant-less wiretaps and starting more illegal wars (to benefit Israel) based on lies.
Support indy media.
Last link (before Google caves to the gestapo and pulls the title):
http://www.iuniverse.com/bookstore/book_detail.asp?&isbn=0-595-38523-0

Left by 5th of November on October 11th, 2006

What if Kevin Costner clutched his bodice? Would he act any better?
And what’s up with those airline peanuts?

Left by Jerry Seinfeld on October 11th, 2006

Speaking of Seinfeld, next time you refer to the mail can you post a picture of Wayne Knight as Newman the postman instead? He’s much funnier, and he’s pure evil.

Left by trashfire on October 11th, 2006

Bodices are for ripping, not clutching, dammit.

Left by Mentis Fugit on October 11th, 2006

Teh tallest Congressional Page must, by law, be shorter than Kevin Costner. There’s some debate as to whether this refers to the actual Kevin Costner, or his image as reproduced on the DVD sleeve of “Teh Postman.” If it’s the latter case, there’s gonna be trouble.

Left by Marq on October 11th, 2006

I wrote you once! It was great. Thanks for replying.

Left by BrianD on October 12th, 2006