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Saturday, July 19, 2014

Winner Of The Salinger Award For Productivity In Blogging

I apologize for the slow pace of blogging around here, but I’ve recently hit a personal Trifecta: a rash of story meetings (impervious to any ointment!), the Return of the Herniated Disc, which as sequels go is just slightly suckier than Star Wars Episode I:  The Phantom Menace if you edited out everything but Jar Jar, and a bout of cluster headaches, which feels, as I’ve remarked elsewhere, as if Keebler Elves made cookies in your head, then got claustrophobic and tried to drill their way out through your eye.  But beyond that, I’ve come down with a touch of the Blogger Malaise that’s afflicting so many of us who ply the wingnut spoofery trade.  After all, the GOP is out of power, and in the first flush of a new administration, it seemed mean-spirited and a trifle obsessive-compulsive to continue mocking the Old Believers and their stubborn, pathetic attachment to the superannuated liturgy of Bush and Cheney.  On the other hand, you don’t ignore the termites devouring your house just because their name isn’t on the deed and they don’t get to choose the drapes.
At the moment, though, there doesn’t seem to be much going on, although the RNC did make history today by electing Michael Steele as chairman…
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Steele is only the second bassist — after Mike Huckabee — to achieve a position of national prominence in the Republican Party, and the first to have a song covered by Shonen Knife.
Okay, that didn’t work out too well.  How ’bout some cat pictures?
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Here’s Riley’s photo from her Craigslist ad:  Evil feline supervillain looking for small human to stroke while ordering the death of foriegn agents and clumsy subordinates.  Longhair preferred.
Meanwhile, Moondoggie is still flabbergasted by recent political events:
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“‘President Obama.’  I just can’t believe it…”

Posted by scott on Saturday, January 31st, 2009 at 1:42 am

19 Responses to “Winner Of The Salinger Award For Productivity In Blogging”

I think I know what’s causing your cluster headaches: you seem to be under the impression that cats can have human thoughts.
Local band finally gets discovered, whisked to LA, wined, dined, and led to a penthouse office to ink a big contract.
The singer thinks, “We’re signed! Now I can get all the drugs I want!”
The guitarist thinks, “We’re signed! Now I can get all the equipment I want!”
The drummer thinks, “We’re signed! Now I can get all the chicks I want!”
The bass player thinks, “G…A…D…G…”
Get well soon, man.
Herniated disc? I had one a couple years ago. Unbelievable pain followed me throughout my 3 weeks in Germany for the World Cup. I didn’t want to have surgery but my doctor was a pushy prick and I relented. I entered the hospital at 5am, and walked out at 11:30am, pain-free. It’s a little more complicated than that but totally worth it if you have insurance. Big if, I know, but all the fruity hippy treatments in the world and hanging upside down won’t cure it. Go under the knife if you can. You won’t regret it. Unless you die, or get one of those hospital staph infections. But that’s relatively rare, right?
O God, cluster headaches.
I started getting them in my early twenties, and they’d show up irregularly like a bad penny, usually just in time to ruin a date or otherwise fuck my schedule over.
Oddly, I last had one back in 2002, and since I made no changes whatsoever in diet, lifestyle, or anything else, still haven’t a clue why they’ve been dormant these past seven years.
Tell you this much, I’m pretty goddam glad of it, and recall that I once characterized the cluster headache as “like the ‘brain freeze’ caused by eating ice cream too fast, only instead of lasting only a few seconds, it goes on, and on, and on, until you’re screamingmake it stop and banging your head against the wall in an attempt to render yourself unconscious.”
Keebler Elves armed with power tools sums it up nicely too. :-)
You have my deepest sympathy, Scott, and I hope we live long enough to see some bright boy figger out what causes ‘em.
Cats don’t have “human” thoughts, Me, they are operating on a whole other, higher plane, which is why they rule over us. They’re cookin’ on a whoooooole other planet. I think that the living-in-the-middle-of-La-La-Land is what’s causing Scott’s headaches, personally.
Though that herniated disk thing might be contributing… You never know which nerve branches are being crushed, or what part of your spinal cord is being yanked in the wrong direction by the out-oozing of the disk & contents. Hey, maybe we can have our disk surgeries concurrently, and do a live-blogging recovery event! I can just see it now, both of us stoned off of our asses, me in a friggin’ halo, you utterly prone, trying to hunt-and-peck what it’s like on the other side of the pain wall. Sounds like OODLES of fun, doesn’t it? But y’know, honestly? YOU FIRST. Lemme know how it goes, and then I’ll deal with my neck shit. If I don’t hunt that ambulance-chasing scum Morris Bart down and have him taxidermied to hang on my wall FIRST.
What was creepy about the Michael Steele link (has ANYBODYever actually been born with that name?!?!?!? Even Alison Steele never pretended that HER radio name was “authentic”!) is that HIS big CNN picture pose is eerily reminiscent of the arm-waving picture of Obama for CNN’s “first 100 days” or whatever the count is, ad for their coverage of Obama’s beginning presidency. Except that “Steele” looks like the world’s most awkward JCPenney model, and Obama looks natural and friendly. Biz-to-the-fucking-zarre.
All Hail The Feline Overlord Riley, and commiserating baggies of Meowie Wowie and/or Cosmic Catnip for Moondoggie. That child looks utterly flustered.
Unclarified re: CNN picture/CNN Obama ad: They were RIGHT NEXT TO ONE ANOTHER, when I hit the link, hence teh weirdness. Like Michael was aspiring to the charisma and missed it by a MILE.
It’s true the Herniated Thang is a prolific headache factory, if only because the muscle spasms tend to migrate, but the clusters predate the back problem. Like Chris, I was first visited by the Intracranial Jackhammer Elves in my early twenties, and had ‘em for quite awhile before they invented a drug that had any effect on them at all. It was sort of like having major surgery once a day for three to five weeks several times a year, before they invented ether.
I used to get something akin to cluster headaches with severe debilitating pain, but a fun drug (Fiorinal w/Codeine) killed ‘em dead. They weren’t cluster headaches after all (neurologist told me so), and the only other drug that did any good (ergotamine) was taken off the market. After the headaches came on in the mid ’80s, they finally abated about seven years ago and haven’t returned.
and the only other drug that did any good (ergotamine) was taken off the market.
Still legally available as a prescription drug, as far as I know (in NZ).
Until the recent few months of neurological/facial freak-outs, I hadn’t had anything approaching a migraine or of similar severity in YEARS. Amateur version of a “neurology” clinic @ Charity gave me some of those lovely anti-psychotic/drool-a-rific Depakotes, and I did not enjoy the experience, could only stand the chemical lobotomy for a couple weeks, but then migraines were, indeed, gone, even after the drool-o-matic Depakote was out of my system.
But since this latest spate of neuro issues, the “enraged wolverine, trying to dig his way out of my skull through my right eyeball”sensation has returned. Don’t know if that counts as a “cluster” headache, never really dealt with those, as far as I know. The really heartening thing is that my new neurologist is, like, TWELVE, and smiles at me like I’m senile/mentally retarded/the world’s worst hypochondriac when I try to explain to her how my face is seizing-up mid-word and my brain goes blank, which is utterly infuriating in the middle of a conversation, not to mention humiliating as fuck. She assumes that I’m making it up, and as I have no VISUAL witnesses, only over-the-phone witnesses to these episodes, she wants EVIDENCE. Oh, no, that’s not condescending/infuriating/discriminatory IN THE FUCKING LEAST.
And, after having explained to her that I am poor, I do not own a video camera OR a cell phone with a video camera, Perky McNeuro says, “Well, okay then! Just try to get that on video for me before your next appointment!”
Would it be considered “premeditated” if I took the four-way tire-tool into the exam room with me? She was in such a rush to get on to her “important” customers, I didn’t even get to tell her dainty little spinner ass about the Lyrica lobotomy OR the headaches. Did some lovely “sleep-deprived” tests on Thursday, MRI & EEG, and if I never see another fucking strobe light, it’ll be too soon. Tools of sadistic Mengele-wannabes, the damned things. I’m surprised that I didn’t start bleeding outta the eyes. And yeah, I gotta wait until Perky McNeuro gets around to reading & interpreting the test results before I know if I can do the neck surgery without stroking-out.
If I was a horse, they’d have shot me back in ’95.
So Scott, if it’s not the disk/disc issues causing yer brain to try and escape from your eye sockets, do you know what it is, or are you waiting for a diagnosis, or are you just pretending that it’ll go away if you never go to a doctor? And yes, thus far, that’s been your “treatment plan” with the back problems, so I’m familiar with your methodology.
If we’ve learned NOTHING from Annti’s many spinal/medical misadventures, it’s that you should never LET SHIT STAY THAT WAY, ‘CAUSE IT ONLY FUCKING GETS WORSE.Sheesh. You’re giving me even more grey/white hair, dammit.
My most sincere sympathies to all of you. Feel better, Scott. And while it’s tempting, I gather self-trepanation is rarely useful. Though Depakote can accomplish the same thing, actually.
Annti, rest assured, I’ve consulted doctors repeatedly over the years, but no one knows exactly (or even approximately) what causes cluster headaches, only that they provide “the most intense pain known to medical science.” So thanks for the validation, Medical Science! On the other hand, since I’ve discovered Zomig, they’ve become manageable. On the third, mutant hand growing out of my back, Zomig is criminally expensive (1 to 2 doses per day for 3 to 5 weeks is required, and the stuff retails at $450 for a blister pack of nine pills) so those periods I’ve been without insurance are when I’m most likely to adopt the original name for the condition: “suicide headaches.”
As for the disk, I’ve been to see my internist, who sent me to a pain specialist, and at the moment they’re having an above-my-pay-grade dispute about how to proceed. But I’m not just sitting and hoping things get better; I am being proactive about my health.
I come here and complain about it.
Zomig goes generic in 2013, by which time it probably won’t work for you anymore if yours are anything like mine. But cheer up, my last neurologist says they aren’t. Because apparently women don’t get clusters, just something that acts the same but probably for different reasons.
I have *got* to get a new neurologist.
On the possibly plus side, you can now get generic Imitrex, if that works for you.
Ah, good to know. Mary uses Imitrex for her migraines.
Thanks, D.
Cough- nothing I like better than a nice headache cure discussion, unless its insomnia chat, or PMS solutions. Oddly, one drug I took for over a year completely stopped the headaches: Effor, an antidepressant. Sadly, for me, it did not anti-depress and I went “off” it. 2 months later headaches are back with a vengeance. I’m pondering asking Doctor to subscribe a low dose. See if it helps. After a headache-free year+, I’m willing to try.
DANG IT! Effexor. Not Effor.
My mistake, Scott. I couldn’t remember you saying that you’d gone for specialized medical treatment before, so forgive me.
But if I could offer a bit more unwanted advice, avoid “pain specialists” and similar drug dealers at all costs. They don’t treat the CAUSE of the pain, they just want you to have to come in every fucking month and pay them to write the scripts. And if they try to talk you into those obscenely-useless cortisone or other steroid injections at the disc sites or facet joints, RUN, don’t walk, to an orthopedist or neurologist. Too much pain for absolutely no gain, in my experience, and when at Charity, I was the Human Voodoo Doll, with dozens of those four-foot-long fucking needles sticking out at all angles.
Kathy: I’m glad that Effexor helped your headaches, but if you’re planning on reproducing in the future, drop that shit. My great-nephew was conceived two months after his mother stopped taking Effexor (as directed by the Big-Pharma manufacturers), and he was born with a hole in his heart, a clusterfucked valve, and at a little over 2 years old, has barely survived one catheterization and four open-heart surgeries. You can’t even DRIVE BY a hospital without that poor child freaking out. And Our Lady Of The Lake Hospital/Medical Center of Baton Rouge, LA, are the motherfuckers who killed him on the table during a “routine” catheterization. I’m just damned thankful for helicopters and Children’s Hospital of New Orleans, where the REAL pediatric surgeons work.
Hi, Scott.
I’m sorry about your disc(k?), but have a (no, no, I didn’t plan it!) bone to pick with you.
It’s RILEY who should be in shock. After all, PBHO (PBUH) is JUST LIKE HER.
The occasional post will have to suffice, I guess. I sincerely hope you don’t plan to give up blogging altogether. I’m not sure I can survive that.
Hey, Scott?
How’s that PJs Media thing working out for you?
*grin*

Nathan Tabor Worries Obama’s White Side Will Kill His Black Side

Many conservative pundits, even those on the split-end fringes of the movement, seem hilariously flummoxed by Barack Obama, unsure how to vilify a black president without turning their tacit racism explicit, and ruining all the mystery.  It’s like the terror experienced by a teenage boy as he watches his mother collect dirty laundry, and prays that she doesn’t turn that one particular sweat sock inside out.   But RenewAmerica has found the solution inNathan Tabor, a politically savvy man-child who Jerry Falwell once dubbed, “the young Jesse Helms,” right around the time Nathan ran for Congress (against Vernon Robinson, “the black Jesse Helms”) by pouring nearly a million dollars into an eight-way primary, and then losing; or possibly it was during his subsequent campaign for the North Carolina state senate, which he also lost.  At any rate, who better than “the young Jesse Helms” to dynamite this rhetorical beaver dam of self-censoring racial sensitivity, and let the bracing cataract of criticism flow free, like a cool clear stream of propaganda to a parched and barren land, thirsty for talking points:
The media lovefest over our new President makes much of the fact that he is the first African-American to hold the highest office in the land. One would expect, then, that the nation’s most prominent black leader would pursue policies that would benefit blacks as never before.
Obama’s entire presidential campaign was an elaborate scheme to give black folks free abortions and bottomless refills of Motherfucking™ iced tea.  Oh, and access to nuclear weapons.
However, based on his statements on the campaign trail, it appears that Barack Obama is poised to implement programs that will wreak havoc on the black family — and could, in fact, decimate the African-American population.
He could also step on a dandelion on the South Lawn of the White House and wipe out an entire colony of Whos.
For instance, Obama has embraced an old-school liberalism which will put Uncle Sam on a high-octane spending spree, creating massive government programs which will weaken American initiative. Minorities are likely to be especially vulnerable to such strong-arm government tactics.
Future historians will tell how Obama set his goons loose in the ghettos, to brutally club minorities into prosperity with the axe-handles of opportunity.
Obama told Planned Parenthood in 2007 that the first thing he’d do as President would be to sign the Freedom of Choice Act — a radical piece of legislation which would go beyond Roe versus Wade in declaring abortion to be a fundamental right, such as the right to free speech.
So radical that it apparently repeals Article V (requiring that changes be made only after a two-thirds vote in the House and Senate, and approval by three-fourths of the states) and grants Obama the power to amend the Constitution at whim.  He probably takes a copy into the crapper with him and scribbles additions to the Bill of Rights (”Amendment 78 declares that Silly Putty which has picked up the image of a five dollar bill may be used as legal tender”…”The right of the people to be secure in their houses, illusions, underpants, pre-conceived notions, and special effects, against unreasonable searches, seizures, and reach-arounds, shall not be violated…Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of the Mark Eden Bust Developer…”
Since the Freedom of Choice Act would result in the elimination of virtually all restrictions on abortion, abortion rates under Obama could conceivably skyrocket. African-American women already obtain a disproportionate number of abortions, meaning that the African-American child could be particularly at risk under the Obama Administration. The black genocide, which has already claimed millions of lives since 1973, could escalate.
Ah yes, it’s our old friend Not Having a Baby is the Moral Equivalent of Shooting a Man in Reno Just to Watch Him Die.  It seems that jailing and executing African Americans at wildly disporportionate rates, and standing idly by while they suffered from poverty, inferior schools, and poor health care just wasn’t getting the job done.  But a new generation of ethnic cleansers — people like Obama, who are educated, organized, and ergonomically aware — realize that by increasing abortion rates, they can nip these black people in the bud.  It’s like taking a hot air balloon up to the fluffy cloud where baby souls wait to be born, wading into the queue and clubbing them like baby harp seals.
Remember those shots of African-Americans, young and old, weeping with uncontainable joy as they stood on the Mall and watched the inauguration?  Just imagine their expressions when Obama cranks up the Black Genocide and they realize, “Well, I guess the jokes on us!“  Of course, it’s perhaps a shade ironic to hear anti-choice activists like Nathan declare that Blacks are committing racial suicide, since the anti-abortion movement arose from a fear that Slavs, Celts, Latins, and other inferior flavors of white people — let alone Negroes — were outbreeding the Anglo-Saxon middle class.
But blacks are not the only minority group which could suffer under the Democratic regime in Washington.
The streets will run red with the blood of Freemasons.
Democratic leaders believe that children must be taught evolution, and they cringe at the common-sense notion of intelligent design. The evolutionary theory promoted by Charles Darwin teaches survival of the fittest. That would place homosexuals at the bottom of the chain, since they cannot procreate.
Nathan, if your entire case against homosexuality depends upon natural selection, then I’d suggest you check out the guys parading down Santa Monica Boulevard on a hot day, because if it all comes down to survival of the fittest, there’s going to be nothing left after the apocalypse but cockroaches and West Hollywood.
Under evolution, they are destined to die out, forced out of existence by the heterosexuals who can procreate.
Brilliant plan; except for all the heterosexuals who keep making new homosexuals.
The idea that our nation’s Democratic leaders are anti-black, anti-minority, and anti-homosexual is an inconvenient truth. It is uncomfortable to read because it is uncomfortable to write.
“And it’s particularly uncomfortable to write while wearing this titanium alloy chastity belt with the Kryptonite lock, which is fearfully chafing my naughty batch.”
But, as an old adage goes, the truth will make you free. Only when Democrats confront their own bigoted demons can true progress begin, can we finally heal as a nation.
And perhaps — one day — Democrats will even become progressive enough to elect an African-American president.
*Post relabeled at Mark S’s suggestion.  I have a feeling this is going to be a growth category over the next couple years.

Posted by scott on Tuesday, January 27th, 2009 at 1:56 pm

22 Responses to “Nathan Tabor Worries Obama’s White Side Will Kill His Black Side”

>That would place homosexuals at the bottom of the chain, since they cannot procreate.
What crap. I know plenty of gays who have children. Most of them were even (gasp!) married at one time, and many are now grandparents.
>Only when Democrats confront their own bigoted demons
More right-wing projection. Credibility = zero. Next!
Democrats are bigots. So are Republicans.
See, humans are bigots. There’s no getting around that, as Tamboring Man’s own column proves.
The difference is, Democrats reject their innate bigotry for the good of a better society, while Republicans embrace it for self-protection.
Conversely, under intelligent design, are homosexuals destined to prosper?
This piece should be filed under “Troll (Concern).”
I’m starting to think there’s a connection between the way these people talk about abortion and they way they talk about homosexuality. Apparently if you’re gay, you will never have straight sex, so you’re not going to breed. If you’re not anti-abortion, you will apparently never carry a child to term. For all their talk about how homosexuality is a choice, they don’t actually seem to grasp the concept of choice that well. They also aren’t at all comfortable with the notion of recessive genes, I guess. It’s like they have completely binary brains, and are not capable of grasping any sort of ambiguity or variations.
Kind of a shame they got stuck being human, really, because we are all about variation.
and let the bracing cataract of criticism flow free
It has a certain snappy alliterative cadence even if somewhat definitively askew - I like it! World O’ Crap: Come for the snark, stay for the witty reparte!
“the common-sense notion of intelligent design.”
What is it with these freaks and the fetish for the phrase “common-sense?” Everything they support must be common-sense even when it’s obviously not. What about intelligent design can be described as common-sense?
Another prime example of the results of spending all your time seeking the approval (and donations) of people who already agree with you, as Tabor appears to imagine he’s constructed a trap out of a couple of willful misapprehensions of Darwin, like it doesn’t occur to him that if it hasn’t worked in 150 years it’s unlikely one more column will do the trick. Hail to thee, rapidly aging Young Jessie Helms! Nobody you talk to knows any better, and anybody who knows any better takes one look and laughs.
a radical piece of legislation which would go beyond Roe versus Wade in declaring abortion to be a fundamental right, such as the right to free speech.
But that’s exactly what it is. Precedent is law; Court decisions are Constitutional law. Your right to be read a Miranda warning, say, or your right not to be forced to pray in public school, are as “fundamental” as any in the Bill of Rights. (I happen to think this is partly a shortcoming of rights advocates continuing the argument over abortion as it was pre-Roe, and partly, maybe mostly, the result of how the argument has been scripted in the Press for thirty-five years, as though these “moral” arguments are somehow the crux of the matter.)
i like yo’ senze of hoomor!~
Under evolution, they are destined to die out, forced out of existence by the heterosexuals who can procreate.
They continually misunderstand the concept of Darwinism, don’t they? Darwinism=survival. It’s that simple. If you figure out how to survive, you win. There is no other consideration.
If gays figure out a way to adopt kids, look out. If they figure out how to adopt all the unwanted kids of heterosexual couples, they win the world.
Teh Babbies! Won’t summun tink of teh (darkie) babbies! And fertility clinics don’t count…
The only understanding these IDiots have of evolution is mis-.
Goddam, but Nathan was right! That was downright painful to read!
Darwin said “The species best able to adapt”.
The religious nuts cannot adapt to the teachings of modern method-based science, so they are struggling to make the world adapt to them. Not very successfully.
“…because if it all comes down to survival of the fittest, there’s going to be nothing left after the apocalypse but cockroaches and West Hollywood.”
You forgot Keith Richards and Peter O’Toole’s liver. And Richard Harris’ offspring.
‘Under evolution, they are destined to die out, forced out of existence by the heterosexuals who can procreate.’
“Brilliant plan; except for all the heterosexuals who keep making new homosexuals.”
UNDERSTATEMENT. OF. THE. YEAR.
Heh.
If this douche is truly the “Young Jesse Helms,” may he meet the exact same ending that Bill Hicks projected for the original, out back under a pee-kan tree, with horseflies humming in and out of the eaves of the attic, where he’s stashed that collection of small, oddly-shaped, home-tanned hides and little-bitty shoes. With Fatfuck Limbaugh (”RUSH LIMBAUGH IS A SCAT-MUNCHER!”) dying ATOP him. On a really bad July day with 200% humidity.
I once spent a night in Tabor.
as an old adage goes, the truth will make you free
Mr. Wonderful apparently doesn’t recognize this “adage” as having come from the Bible. But Jesus is the one who said it, so Tabor’s unfamiliarity with the source of his old saw/Aesop’s fable/truism/old wives’ tale/whatEVER is understandable.
Brilliant plan; except for all the heterosexuals who keep making new homosexuals.
No, you’re brilliant, scott!
Homosexuals can too procreate! We recruit, like Catholic priests. Ask anyone (free sandwich toaster if you apply before April 15th!)
Yes, it’s said among us that one lesbian can make another with just one kiss.
Ah, so Obama is the REAL racist.
I also find it interesting that the usual line from Tabor’s ilk is that black people are having too MANY children.
I suppose the ultimate solution for those folks would be if the blacks would just somehow stop having sex.
Left by Mentis Fugit on January 29th, 2009
HOLY SHEET!!! HE LIVES!!!!!!
Somebody call teh preachers, they done rolled away the stone!
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And as far as homosexuals procreating, don’t y’all know that the MAIN reason that Dumbya beat his hairless chest so much about passing anti-cloning legislation is because it only takes two EGGS to build a human zygote through cloning (and a little zap of electricity), thereby rendering sperm UNNECESSARY.
I dunno what you boys are gonna do, but yes, it only takes one kiss to create a lesbian, and then those two can go make a baby with a hot wire, some tiny pipettes, and a microscope! Turkey basters are a relic of the past, chirrens, and don’t think that it won’t catch on, sooner or later. After all, look at the multi-trillion-dollar market of wasting ALLLL of teh yuppie scum’s expendable income on frittering THEIR flawed DNA across the planet in those “fertility clinics” (ego trips on steroids, if they’re so fucking important, that they MUST replicate THEMSELVES; after all, it’s not like there’s any kids who need to be ADOPTED, right? Yeah, Angelina’s covered several continents, but she can’t buy ‘em ALL, dammit.). If some relatively modernized country can master the art of putting the nucleus of one egg into the cell of another, hitting it with a little electric juice, and then implanting it in the carrier, that’s a whole new watershed for the egotists who MUST raise ONLY their own progeny.
And in whatever country legalizes it, will most likely not make the OTHER parent have to SUE to be on the birth certificate, so they’ll make a fortune in obstetrics, too!
Fuck, if Lousy-ana weren’t Vatican West, we might FINALLY be able to drag our asses outta the 1980s (when Reagan destroyed our economy) and into the 21st century. After all, if there’s ever been a cesspool of pro-breeding pablum, gubmint subsidies, and cult-enforced live births, THIS IS IT. Too bad that Piyush converted so vehemently to catholicism, he’s SO about teh “economic development,” well, for SOME people, anyway…
“Under evolution, they are destined to die out…”
Yes,if the gay were a species. But why would this not have already happened?
But Tabor doesn’t even believe in evolution. So he’s saying that Dems are homophobic because… if you believe in evolution, you must judge people by whether they can reproduce. Excuse me while I go toss my mom in the dumpster - her reproducin’ days are over; she ain’t no good fer nothing now.
Tabor. Glad I’m not him!