I’ve been busy, but I can’t believe I missed the release of the new Clare Boothe Luce Policy Institute and Old Maids Club “Conservative Dames Who Enjoy Being Sex Objects” calendar. Here’s the info straight from the mouth of Zombie Clare herself (or one of the unpaid Institute flunkies).
We took some of your favorite leaders of today’s conservative movement on a journey back in time,
. . . and left them there to be eaten by a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Unfortunately, the women went around smashing butterflies just to watch them die, thus changing history and causing people like Kellyann Conway to be considered to be a “leader of today’s conservative movement.”
and made them up into glamorous movie stars of classic Hollywood. Back when the big screen was a little more glamorous, women were a little more feminine, the men a little more charming—and the world a little less politically correct.
One of the women they took back in time to when women were a little more feminine and therefore liked killing small animals for their skins was Ann Coulter. So, we have a lovely photo for the next Wo’C birthday celebration. (I’m just hoping it’s not Jesus’s, because giving him THAT for his special day seems not only deeply wrong, but also blasphemous.)
Anyway, I imagine Sarah was too busy buying new “Joe Six-Pack” mink coats of her own to be part of this year’s calendar, but I look forward to seeing her appearance in it next year.
So, I thought that for today we could enjoy the photo of Amanda Carpenter, girl reporter. Here’s her calendar bio:
Amanda Carpenter became an author at 23 with her expose, T”he Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy’s Dossier on Hillary Clinton.” Now a national reporter for Townhall.com, Carpenter also blogs for Glamour magazine’s Glamocracy.
Yes, she puts a conservative spin on wire service stories for Townhall.com, and also contributes to a group blog for Glamour mag. You can see why she qualifies as a leader of today’s conservative movement (i.e., she hates Hillary Clinton).
She is wearing a black-and-red three-quarter length sheared mink jacket by Miller’s Furs.
And, as you’ll note from the photo (just look at those eyes and that pale, clammy skin), Amanda is either dead or her soul was sucked dry by Ann Coulter in the green room. Our condolences to her family.
Posted by s.z. on Monday, December 15th, 2008 at 6:17 pm.