The World O' Crap Archive

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Thursday, July 17, 2014

The Portrait of Dorian Bush

As the A.P. says:
President George W. Bush’s two terms in office have been marked by wars, a global financial crisis, and a steady stream of political opposition.
But his portrait at the National Portrait Gallery, unveiled Friday, shows him at ease and smiling, seemingly unfazed by eight years of tumult.
Anyway, here’s your chance for you to caption the above photo.  The first prize winner will get a cool prize from our prize vault (and not that photo of Ann Coulter wearing dead muskrat skins, probably).  Bush family members not eligible for prizes, including future political offices (this means YOU, Jeb).  Katharine Jean Lopez is eligible for marriage, preferably to a nice, young, Republican man, but she probably shouldn’t enter this contest, as we aren’t in the mood to read something like “George Bush Created in the Likeness of Our Heavenly Commander In Chief.”  Offer Void in Wasilla, AK. 
Posted by s.z. on December 20th, 2008

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