JammieWearingFool has his Dr. Dentons in a twist again. This time he’s offended that Michelle Obama seems displeased by the transformation of her prepubescent daughters into collectible effigies.
Oh, the indignity of it all, After a year of allowing the kids on Access Hollywood, magazine photo shoots, parading her girls front and center wherever she goes, now Michelle Obama is upset with a doll manufacturer for cashing in on the kids…You can bet she wouldn’t be whining if she was getting a cut of the action.
Yes, some naive devotees of “hope” and “change” may believe the First Lady is sincerely upset by this exploitation of her preteen children, but it’s clear to Mr. Fool that her outrage is entirely manufactured, just part of an elaborate shakedown scheme designed to extort money from John Travolta. And he’s not alone in thinking the little golddigger had it coming. But while Jammie sees Mrs. Obama’s disapproval as prima facie evidence of a criminal enterprise, Paleo Pat of Political Byline sees it as an opportunity to tell a black woman to shut up.
First Lady Michelle Obama, “Don’t be using my kids as a marketing tool!”
(Just a tiny caveat: That may not be an exact quote.)
But yet the first bitch will put her daughters on Access Hollywood, magazine photo shoots, and parade her girls front and center wherever she goes. But she bitches aboutthis?
I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess that Mr. Pat is not troubled by a surfeit of feminine companionship. But let’s check hisbio just to be sure…
Sigh. Why are all the good men married, gay, or compulsive masturbators? Better luck next time, ladies! On the bright side, I feared that his post title was a trifle racist, but I see from his “is got a mental disorder” construction that he was simply writing in the charming patois typical of his native region of the basement.
As they say in the ghetto here in Detroit….. NIGGA PLEASE!
“Up yours, wigger!”
If the first harpy does not want her “Babies” out in the public, keep them out the public eye. Otherwise, shut the hell up, and be glad your stupid idiot husband got elected, despite that 45 percent; or more if the truth me known, considering the election was rigged as hell, and he basically bought the damned election from all those off-shore donations from terrorists.….and for it’s worth, Bambi is NOT my President. He’s just stupid uppity idiot that won, because he was black; and that’sALL that Magic Negro will be to me!
I don’t claim to know exactly what Barack Obama’s inauguration as President means to the United States; but I do know this: somewhere in suburban Detroit, there’s a fuzzy-faced misogynist who spent January 20th shrieking with rage and repeatedly punching the logo on a box of Uncle Ben’s Rice. Nevertheless, Mr. Pat’s political convictions are surprisingly nuanced, for unlike some conservatives he lays the blame for our current economic difficulties squarely at the feet of George W. Bush:
Seriously, I have not had a “day job” since 2005. I last worked as a merchandiser vendor for a major home improvement chain. I handled Lighting, I had to quit. The job was making me physically sick. Due to the medication that I take. (Prolonged Exposed to bright Lights and Sunlight makes me want to HURL!) The company shortly after that went out of business. So, I don’t think I made out that badly. I have not had a good paying steady job since 2000. Yes folks, I haven’t worked steady since Bush took office, 8 years ago. Lovely eh? You see now, why I am not fond of him?
Admittedly, this brief excerpt doesn’t do justice to the sophistication of Mr. Pat’s views, since it fails to include his many animated emoticons. Later in the interview, he asks himself if he’s crazy.
No, I am in full use of my mental faculties.
Is only we could all say the same.
Posted by scott on Saturday, January 24th, 2009 at 9:14 pm