I just saw the ad for this Friday’s ep, and it seems to be about how Ann Coulter incites a murder at one of her college appearances. (I’m guessing the story has her urging her stalwart College Republican groupies to beat up some liberal kid who interrupts her with questions about her lack of a husband, or who threatens her with a pie or something, and the kids go too far, and next thing you know, it’s murder.)
In the ad, they showed Ann being questioned in court by McCoy and she did that hair flip thing, so you know this is truly ripped from the headlines.
But, as you also know, lately L&O isn’t content to rip from just one headline, so I imagine this storyline will also involve Congressmen getting murdered by an out-of-control Britney Spear because they signed an initiative opposing the President’s plan to increase our troop strength in Iraq. Then events prove that Britney was right about how Congress was enboldening terrorists by disagreeing with the President, because the next day evil Islamofascist cartoon characters based on images from a 1980′s video game shut down one of our major cities, and start scaring our leaders, raping our women, swimming in our pools, and eating our sweet, sweet Doritos . . .
Posted by s.z. on Thursday, February 1st, 2007 at 3:52 pm.
In the ad, they showed Ann being questioned in court by McCoy and she did that hair flip thing, so you know this is truly ripped from the headlines.
But, as you also know, lately L&O isn’t content to rip from just one headline, so I imagine this storyline will also involve Congressmen getting murdered by an out-of-control Britney Spear because they signed an initiative opposing the President’s plan to increase our troop strength in Iraq. Then events prove that Britney was right about how Congress was enboldening terrorists by disagreeing with the President, because the next day evil Islamofascist cartoon characters based on images from a 1980′s video game shut down one of our major cities, and start scaring our leaders, raping our women, swimming in our pools, and eating our sweet, sweet Doritos . . .
Posted by s.z. on Thursday, February 1st, 2007 at 3:52 pm.
COMMENTS:
The Doritos!?
Heavens no! Not the Doritos!!
Let ‘em have the basement-dwelling, neocon-loving, 101st Fighting Keyboarder’s favorite snack instead.
Cheetos and porn for the yellow horn!!
Heavens no! Not the Doritos!!
Let ‘em have the basement-dwelling, neocon-loving, 101st Fighting Keyboarder’s favorite snack instead.
Cheetos and porn for the yellow horn!!
I thought the same thing when I saw the ads, then I realized that if couldn’t really be Ann Coulter because she’s far too feminine and has no Adam’s apple. Of course, this IS fiction…
Britney can’t even *pronounce* “emboldening”. Or, for that matter, “islamofacist”. Probably not “disagreeing”, either.
D., darlin’ heart, dontcha know?
Every syllable that dribbles out of Brit’s slackened mouth has to pass through eight harmonizers, two sound boards and eight different digital-sound-editing programs before it EVER reaches the human ear, so whomever writes her lip-synching cue-cards/Tele-Promp-Ter lines can just write it out phonetically for her, so that she can rehearse the lip-synch before she must attempt to “speak” the words.
Ahhhhhh, modern technology. Gotta love it. And to think… not so long ago, MILLI-VANILLI were an “outrage.” I bet that the one remaining Vanilli is just KICKING himself that he didn’t stick with it, ’cause he could be Lindsey Lohan by now!
But thank you for alerting me to the L&O ep, S.Z. — Can’t wait to see the drag show of pretending that St. Ann Of The Codpiece is a “woman” on network tee-vee… I bet that they don’t even work in a good adam’s apple joke, the lazy bastids…
Every syllable that dribbles out of Brit’s slackened mouth has to pass through eight harmonizers, two sound boards and eight different digital-sound-editing programs before it EVER reaches the human ear, so whomever writes her lip-synching cue-cards/Tele-Promp-Ter lines can just write it out phonetically for her, so that she can rehearse the lip-synch before she must attempt to “speak” the words.
Ahhhhhh, modern technology. Gotta love it. And to think… not so long ago, MILLI-VANILLI were an “outrage.” I bet that the one remaining Vanilli is just KICKING himself that he didn’t stick with it, ’cause he could be Lindsey Lohan by now!
But thank you for alerting me to the L&O ep, S.Z. — Can’t wait to see the drag show of pretending that St. Ann Of The Codpiece is a “woman” on network tee-vee… I bet that they don’t even work in a good adam’s apple joke, the lazy bastids…
Annti, if you think the “speech” they make come out of Britney’s mouth is amazing, have you seen and heard the fabulous “lip-synching” they’ve done utilizing her perky, shaved “bogina?” *That* sucker’s talented! And, when it dances? Wow. Just, “Wow.”
What no eco-terrorists this week? Or maybe that’s L&O SVU?
Who was cast for the Coulter role? Edgar Winter?
Sadly, no. Isn’t Edgar still dead, btw? Or was that his brother?
Marq, I’m going to pretend like you never said that.
If I don’t, I’ll have to rip my eyeballs out and douse them in gasoline, ’cause you drew pictures in my head that clorox can’t fix.
You are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO outta the will, dude.
Marq, I’m going to pretend like you never said that.
If I don’t, I’ll have to rip my eyeballs out and douse them in gasoline, ’cause you drew pictures in my head that clorox can’t fix.
You are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO outta the will, dude.
According to the not-always-accurate Wikipedia, both Winters are alive and well, which kinda ruins the joke I had about how death could actually enhance their portrayal of mAnn–all they’d need to do would be to pin a cigarette to their decaying, desiccated lips (what–in this joke, they’re dead, and thus do not care). Those bastards for having the nerve to still be among the breathing!
Edgar smoked back in the day, anyway, and I’d wager that he’d be up for the gag, if he could get his dessicated old ass up & vertical.
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