Our friend Anntichrist Coulter chastised us (and rightfully so) for not mentioning that the case that Law & Order ripped from the headlines last Friday was Ted Haggard’s. Only this time, the male prostitute was murdered.
While ripped-from-the headlines Ted comes in for lots of scorn (and an arrest for murder), the main target of derision is his megachurch empire (which Jack McCoy says is so much of a business that it will probably be going public soon). Even D.A. Cornpone can’t think of anything nice to say about it. Interestingly enough, I just did a Google search and can’t see where James Dobson or Don Wildmon has denounced NBC yet. But maybe they still are trying to avoid any association with Pastor Ted, even though he’s now 100% heterosexual, and only uses meth for sex with the wife.
Looking Ahead: But you know the story that the L&O franchise is already working on is the “Astronaut love triangle, with adult diapers” one. In fact, it’s so big, I’m predicting it will appear on both the original AND on “Special Victims Unit.” However, only one of them will have Anna Nicole Smith be the victim of the love-crazed astronaut.
Anyway, from what I could tell from the previews, Bill O’Reilly does not murder Keith Olbermann this week for continually calling him “The World’s Worst Person.” However, Detective Stabler apparently finally snaps and kills somebody. If only the victim was D.A. Cornpone, I’d be tempted to go for jury nullification …
Posted by s.z. on Monday, February 12th, 2007 at 4:12 am.
While ripped-from-the headlines Ted comes in for lots of scorn (and an arrest for murder), the main target of derision is his megachurch empire (which Jack McCoy says is so much of a business that it will probably be going public soon). Even D.A. Cornpone can’t think of anything nice to say about it. Interestingly enough, I just did a Google search and can’t see where James Dobson or Don Wildmon has denounced NBC yet. But maybe they still are trying to avoid any association with Pastor Ted, even though he’s now 100% heterosexual, and only uses meth for sex with the wife.
Looking Ahead: But you know the story that the L&O franchise is already working on is the “Astronaut love triangle, with adult diapers” one. In fact, it’s so big, I’m predicting it will appear on both the original AND on “Special Victims Unit.” However, only one of them will have Anna Nicole Smith be the victim of the love-crazed astronaut.
Anyway, from what I could tell from the previews, Bill O’Reilly does not murder Keith Olbermann this week for continually calling him “The World’s Worst Person.” However, Detective Stabler apparently finally snaps and kills somebody. If only the victim was D.A. Cornpone, I’d be tempted to go for jury nullification …
Posted by s.z. on Monday, February 12th, 2007 at 4:12 am.
COMMENTS:
We could never be so lucky as to be able to remove Fred Thompson (it’s Thompson, right?) from the public view.
He’s about as entertaining as watching a nurse-practicioner drain the boil on the ass of the world’s oldest mule.
And here’s hoping that Stabler killed somebody who NEEDED killing… *sigh*
He’s about as entertaining as watching a nurse-practicioner drain the boil on the ass of the world’s oldest mule.
And here’s hoping that Stabler killed somebody who NEEDED killing… *sigh*
Did you know that Dick Wolf went to prep school with George W Bush?
Ummmmmm… nooooooo, never heard that one. Where’s the evidence?
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