The World O' Crap Archive

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Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Today's Top Google Search String

…bringing people to World o’ Crap:

“Dick Cheney satanic ritual.”

I can’t believe people are still coming here for that. You’d think Dick would’ve put up a Myspace page for that stuff by now.

Posted by scott on Friday, January 19th, 2007 at 2:23 am.
 
4 responses to "Top Ten Google Search String"

Imagine Dick Cheney’s MySpace page:
1) Age: None of your f**king business!
2) Location: Undisclosed
3) Marital status: See #1
4) Favorite bands: Tungsten steel, welded onto the prisoner’s body upon admission to [REDACTED]
5) Favorite activities: Shooting fish in a barrel, shooting pen-raised poultry, shooting in general, especially engaging in [REDACTED].
6) Occupation: [REDACTED]
7) Satanic rituals: While relaxing in my hideaway in [REDACTED], I especially like catching “stray” dogs and [REDACTED]
[Rest of document REDACTED]
I shudder at the thought of his Friends list…
“Hail to the chief” playing in the background
And the wallpaper would be nothing but stitched-together photos from Abu Ghraib, with the gaping wounds of the attack dogs highlighted.

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