To quote from my email from Robert M. “Mike” Duncan:
Dear Republican,Meet Maxine, the newest member of the Republican National Committee.
Presumably, she’s a high-level member, because she’s so much smarter than everyone else there.
Embroidered with the official logo of the RNC, Maxine proudly shows off her allegiance to the Republican Party’s principles of lower taxes, a strong national defense, limited government and personal responsibility.
Because nothing says “I pledge my allegiance to lower taxes, war, screwing the poor, and to hell with everybody else!” than pink plush.
Anyway, you can get Maxine for a “donation” of $35 to theRepublican • National • Committee . As “Mike” says, “With Valentine’s Day right around the corner, Maxine makes a great gift for that special Republican in your life.” So, if you want to get laid by a Republican on February 14th, you’d better get your order in soon.
Posted by s.z. on Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 at 7:42 pm