Somehow, Roy takes the following ingredients: Fox’s new “comedy” news program, David Frum, Robespierre, and Wild Hogs, and says all that need ever be said about the difference between art and propaganda. A feat not unlike pulling a dead woodchuck out from under the sun porch, throwing it onto the George Forman Indoor Grill, seasoning the bloated carcass with a sprinkle of aquarium gravel, adding a splash of turprentine, a pinch of Fresh Step, garnishing with a peach pit and a used head gasket, and somehow winding up with Chateaubriand.
Go. Read. Be amazed.
Go. Read. Be amazed.
Ew. I just threw up in my mouth a little… but, I was still mulling over the whole sordid “Corp. Sanchez” thing.
I hope you’ll find room in the next edition of ‘Better Living’ for a few favourite road-kill recipes.
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