Plus, it’s a nice visual depiction of the raison d’être of the Republican Party: covering up fears about one’s manliness. Here’s Mr. August to demonstrate my thesis:
Another man might have allowed himself to consider the niggling suspicion that the white Marlborough Man cowboy hat was a tad over the top, and that people might get the impression that he was over-compensating for something – but only Dick “Dick” Cheney would dare to combine said hat with a giant soft-focus phallic symbol. And that’s why he’s our Vice President.
While this is a great photo, the other month’s shots are also impressive. So impressive, in fact, that we want to use them for our next ”Caption This” contest, which we are going to start today.
So, if you think you’re man enough, caption THIS!
Best answer wins a digital copy of the June centerfold.
Posted by s.z. on Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 at 4:45 am.