Okay, here is pound kitten Bob. Unfortunately, he was born with only half a tail, half a Hitler mustache, and half of an evil Spock goatee. However, if you buy your Amazon stuff by clicking through the Wo’C portal, we can buy Bob the rest of his mustache. Won’t you help Bob to achieve his full evil potential?
Here is Bob with Kit, one of the orphan kittens I handraised. Both are hungry and waiting to be fed, since they haven’t eaten anything since that chicken they stole off the cabinent a couple of hours ago. For just clicks a day, you can help to fill these bottomless pits. Won’t you please help?
And here is Ziggy, one of the semi-feral kittens from last year. As you can see, he isn’t a cute little kitten anymore, but he still believes he matters. Here he is, doing his audition for “Death of a Salescat.” “Attention — attention must be finally paid to such a cat,” he insists. He would also like to be fed. So, if you can find it in your heart to give him a few clicks, then maybe he won’t rip your throat out. (Seriously, he is the sweetest cat in the whole world, and would never rip out anyone’s throat — that job would go to Flossie, the Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, who would probably then share your juicy innards with the others.)
So, I hope this has satifisfied your kitten lust. If not, we’ll post photos of more of the brood later this week . . .