From the transcript of the
Corny Collins Hugh Hewitt Show: “Mark Steyn on Hillary Clinton’s electoral strength, the supergay, gay superdelegates”
HH: I’ve got a special treat today, because I’ve pretaped an interview tomorrow with Jonah Goldberg…
…allowing us to edit out the long interregna during which Jonah just sat and made fart noises with his armpit.
…author of the bestselling Liberal Fascism, and I’m on my way tonight to the Southern Hemisphere. I’m talking today with Columnist To the World, Mark Steyn. You can read all of Mark’s work at www.steynonline.com. Get America Alone if you haven’t already…
…because I’m telling you, America’s a sure thing, dude, she’s a total slut! Just make your brother buy you a sixpack of Mickey’s Wide Mouths, and get her under the bleachers…
Mark, good Wednesday to you.
And Good Sabbath to you, Reb Hewitt.
MS: Happy Wednesday to you, too, Hugh, and that is a great book, that Jonah Goldberg book.HH: It really has gotten under the skin of the left, because I think it talks in an unpleasant for them terms about the reality of the leftist impulse towards totalitarianism
MS: Yes, and I think he’s absolutely right about that, that totalitarianism in the Western world today, it’s not Il Duce strutting about in preposterous uniforms in a semi-militarized state.
HH: You know what I think the left hates, Mark, about Jonah, and you share this with him as well, is they can deal with the Russell Kirks of the new millennium. They can deal with the furrowed brow and the people who are talking in hushed tones. They hate the humor. They cannot stand dealing with people who are funny in replying to them.MS: Yup. No, I think there’s a big part of that, because again, their sense of themselves is that they are the funny guys, that in fact, they take the view, which I think is almost exactly wrong, that humor is by definition left wing. And of course, that cannot be, because humor is about recognition and observation. And if you hedge yourself in with as many absurdities as the modern left does, so that you cannot accurately identify facets of radical Islam or whatever, you can’t actually identify the comedy in life.
Jihadists call it “suicide bombing,” Republicans call it “observational humor.”
HH: Let’s not duck from the reality of what’s going on again with the cartoons.
“Josie and the Pussycats were a necessary, and I daresay, resonant clarion call for the right of young women to compete on equal terms in the male-dominated field of arena rock, so long as they wore animal-print bathing suits on stage and had the word “pussy” somewhere in their name to differentiate their compositions from the music of bands that rocked out with their cocks out. But I think you’ll agree with me that Josie and the Pussycats in Outer Space trivialized the very real stakes in the Cold War space race.”
HH: That’s true. Mark, we’ve got about a minute as well, I’ve got to make sure I get your reaction. Is the Hillary Clinton Humpty Dumpty incapable of being put back together again? And if so, why?MS: Well, you hear all these theories now. I linked at National Review earlier today to some story in a gay Washington newspaper that says Hillary still leads among super gay delegates…not super gay delegates, gay superdelegates.HH: (laughing)MS: I don’t know, maybe they are super gay delegates. Maybe they’re super gay gay superdelegates.HH: Are they gay supermen delegates?MS: Only in the Democratic Party.
And by popular request…
“I am not gay, I have never been gay. I’m sure if I even tried to be gay, I’d really, really suck at it.”
“You try texting with only one thumb!”
And of course, representing the conservative blogosphere, Corporal Matt Sanchez and his enormous dick: