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March 10, 2005 by s.z.


Icebergs, Get On Your Mark!


I still occasionally get Bush/Cheney 2004 Teamleader email (because a mailing list is a terrible thing to waste).  Today I received:
Subject: Come On Vacation With The RNC!
Join us for the biennial Western Republican Leadership Conference being held in Southeast Alaska on board the beautiful Diamond Princess, one of the newest and most spectacular ships in the Princess fleet. The theme of the Western Republican Leadership Conference is: Growing the Western Republican Base.
Our agenda blends a memorable cruise vacation through Alaska's scenic Inside Passage with an exciting Republican program: Excellent speakers, focused panel discussions and targeted seminars on key operational Party functions. Don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to network with fellow Republicans cruising Alaska's Inside Passage and Growing the Western Republican Base! Networking time and private cocktail receptions included.
Please Click Here to learn more about this exciting opportunity.
We look forward to seeing you in September!
Randy Ruedrich,
Chairman,
 Alaska Republican Party
Love, exciting and new! 

The perky Ken Mehlman will play your cruise director, Julie.  Also featuring Randy Ruedrich as your purser, Gopher (we could use the old Gopher if he wasn't dead).  Lt. Gov. Mike Steele from Maryland will be playing Isaac, our token African-American Republican. And with Grover Norquist as lovably roguish Doc Adam Bricker.

Our special guest stars who have come aboard looking for love include Senator Tom McClintock! ("He tamed the West, but could he tame her?"), who spanks feisty Maureen O'Hara as a demonstration of how the Republican Party believes in dealing with women's issues.  He then tells a fiscally unsound Governor Schwarzenegger, "I haven't lost my temper in 40 years, but pilgrim, you caused a lot of trouble this morning that might have got somebody killed and somebody ought to belt you in the mouth. But I won't. I won't. The hell I won't!"  He finds love with Alaskan Senator Lisa Murkowski.

Our comic subplot involves Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist as a wacky medical student who spends the trip trying to catch cats to experiment on.

Also aboard will be "Veteran GOP strategist" Eddie Mahe, who will share tales of how he was paid big bucks to publicize the "Troopergate" story; Gabriel Joseph from Election Research, the company that helped involve Ruedrich in an ethics investigation (see Research Poll Collects Info For GOP);  Amata Radewageon (or Radawagon, to use the Western GOP's spelling), an unsuccessful congressional candidate from American Samoa; and David Tawai Lee, Rep of China (???),  apparently playing a nice foreign Communist with lots of money who wants to make new friends.

We aren't told who captains the Diamond Princess.  But you know what would be cool? Yes, if George W. could take the helm as Captain Stubing, because that would guarantee lots of hilarious hijinks -- maybe he could even be persuaded to reenact the Exxon Valdiz incident as a demonstration of his commitment to the environment. 

And the cruise wouldn't be complete without Jenna Bush as the delightful Vicki, who is always getting into scrapes, most of them alcohol-related.

But even if George can't be there, we still get a couple of hours on Friday afternoon to discuss "Energy for the Growing Western Base" with "Dept. of the Interior Resource Manager, Alaskan Resource Manager, Alaska Oil Explorer, and Alaska Gas Producer."  After the presentation I'm sure we will agree that Alaska is just full of the energy needed for the growing Western base, and then maybe we'll get to drill for oil in a wilderness area right then.

So, start making plans now:
Who: All Republicans are invited to join
What: Western Republican Leadership Conference: Growing the Western Republican Base
Where: On Board the beautiful Diamond Princess through the breathtaking Inside Passage through Southeast Alaska
When: September 10-17, 2005
Welcome aboard, it's loooove!

8:16:17 PM    



From the Blogosphere and Beyond!


Are Bloggers Journalists?
Crooks and Liars has the video of Talk Left's Jeralyn Merrit discussing just that issue on MSNBC. 
Also, Slate's Jacob Weisberg asks "Who is a Journalist," then answers, "Anybody who Wants to be."

Oh, and while at Crooks and Liars, check out the item detailing how some very special wingnuts are crossing their fingers really hard and hoping for Jihad in that case of robbery/murder involving the Copt family in Jersey City. 

(Interestingly enough, the A.P. is now reporting that Muslim leaders have asked that anti-Muslim remarks about the murders be investigated as possible hate crimes.)

The new Virtual Occoquan is out, featuring the best of the Salon blogs.  This time it includes such fine content as:
And many more!  So check it out.

5:43:04 AM    



Swank o' the Day


Second, Mr. Bush has changed the planet’s plates with Iraqi Freedom Operation. That three-week-win war has brought about a military prowess that stops the nations in their tracks.
Because the planet's old plates were from Pottery Barn, and you know their rule!
I also liked this part:
Seventh, Mr. Bush has dared to be brave against enemies’ stone faces. How many times did the President deliver addresses to unwilling audiences?
Yup, you have to admire a President who dares to be brave when he has to give speeches to unwilling audiences of his own people.  Of course, you have to admire the enemy stone face audiences too, because it doesn't sound like THEY had a good time either.

4:42:22 AM    



Who Said It?


Our first Mystery Guest from last time (the one who was all worked up about how Gonzaga University was apparently plotting to crucify the Pope for having the greatness to call same-sex marriage evil) was Dr. Professor Mike Adams.

He was identified by john b.

Our second guest was noted love expert George W. Bush.

D. Sidhe named him.

Guest #3 (the one with the book that advances counterintuitive arguements such as "My book is a well-written piece of non-claptrap that won't make you want to wretch") was Michael Medved.  His book is entitled Right Turns: Unconventional Lessons from a Controversial Life -- look for it soon in "two for a dollar" bins all over America.

Bill S was the first to name that Golden Turkey.

The Mystery Guest who provided the blurb for Medved's book (in which she praised him for breaking bread with liberals, and then ratting them out) was Ann Coulter, who presumably has her own book in the works called Righter Turns: Unappealing Lessons from a Constipated Life.

Bill S identified her too.

And our last guest (the one who wrote the book about how liberal journalists, the U.N., Bill Clinton, and France made him have an affair with that hot, young aide and then dump his second wife for her) was Newt Gingrich.   His book is called Winning The Future: a 21st Century Contract With America.  It's already available at Buy.com for half price.

Congrats to Vivek for knowing his newts! 

And dancinfool was the first to name all our Mystery Guests in one comment.

Great job, everybody!  And I hope our winners are saving up their points, which can be traded for such fine merchandise as this:

 The Rising, by Tim LeHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins
The Rising
Publisher's Description:
Marilena Carpathia has only one dream: to be a mother. So when a mysterious clairvoyant promises the fulfillment of this dream, Marilena does not hesitate. Through genetic engineering and the power of the prince of darkness himself, Marilena is about to become a chosen vessel, one who will unknowingly give birth to the greatest evil the world has ever known.
Halfway around the world, God’s plans are subtly being carried out too. Young Ray Steele is determined to avoid one day taking over the family business. Instead, Ray sets his heart on becoming a pilot. . . .
Soon Carpathia’s and Steele’s lives will intersect. And good and evil will clash in an explosion that will shake the world.
The eternal battle for souls has come to earth. The world hurtles toward the countdown to the Rapture.
The Rising is the first book in the Countdown to the Rapture.
So, the battle between the devil's genetic engineering and God's pilot training program is set into motion -- and the world hurtles toward the countdown of the prelude to prequel to the Rapture, a countdown that will be told in 20 or so volumes.

Now, Who Said This?
1.  Who started his radio program last week with this:
Another great day in this greatest nation on God's green earth--and yes, it is the greatest nation on God's green earth, despite the very disturbing fact that this great nation will, in a matter of days, be deploying the power of government, deploying the power of the courts, in order to take a stricken young woman out of her parent's care and to kill her.
Hint: He's recently written a book which advances the theory that talk radio is a source of hope, not hatred. 
2.  And who was the guest on #1's program who said the following (partly to make clear that even if she wanted to die, Terry Schiavo would have no right to refuse a feeding tube because "starving yourself to death is considered to be suicide. And at a moral level, it is indistinguishable from taking an active step to kill yourself"):
Well, I think it's to remember that the right to life is a unalienable right, according to our Declaration of Independence. Unalienable means you don't have the right to give it up.

So, under our understanding of where our rights come from, we don't have the right to commit suicide, because we don't have the right ourselves to take away the right to life that is given us by God.
Hint: Mystery Guest #1 described this guest as, "someone who has been a consistently eloquent spokesman for the cause of life; [...], and at one time an ambassador to a U.N. commission from the Reagan administration."   
3.  Who said this, after noting that everybody was denouncing her for racism this week:
Liberals are too pathetic to write about. I have nothing to do; my life is over.
4.  And who said this yesterday?
Now, Clinton did go to Davos/ Davos, Switzerland, the World Economic Forum is where Eason Jordan went over there and fell in love with Sharon Stone and after one night with her makes this statement about US targeting journalists. It's dangerous out there, folks. It just is dangerous, you know, for people that don't know who they're dealing with like Eason Jordan getting, you know, hot to trot with Sharon Stone. I mean that's just shows you men have no control; men have no power.
Good luck, everyone.  And remember, the intro to the preamble to the countdown to the Rapture may be starting soon, so get your guesses in quickly.

3:25:34 AM

March 9, 2005 by s.z.


Nuts From All Over


1.  Rev. Mark H. Creech explains in a column at Agape Press that it was a big mistake for the Supreme Court to rule that we can't exectute juvenile offenders, because that's just what the  little monsters WANT, so that they can kill you in cold blood and get away with it.  But there's one person who they can't fool: the devil!
For all those who believe juveniles are never culpable enough to deserve capital punishment, consider this: Not everyone in hell is over the age of 18.

2.  Over at www.JeffGannon.com, Jim Guckert seems to believe that it's an abuse of power for members of Congress to request an investigation into matters that involve a journalist. 
And that's not the strangest thing!  He also thinks that this investigation into a journalist would somehow involve him (well, I guess it could, if the journalist knew something about why the White House kept admitting JimJeff to press conferences).
March 8, 2005
Rep. Louise Slaughter is accusing House Republicans of 'abusing their power."  What does she think investigating a journalist is? 
 STORY   12:05 am
Oh, and JimJeff is also mad at Editor & Publisher for getting a quote fromJohn Aravosis of Americablog, the guy who was the "lead" on JimJeff's "political assassination."  But my view is that if you have advertised your services as a prostitute on the internet (complete with nude photos), what John did could more accurately be termed "asssisting a political suicide."
March 9, 2005
[...]STORY  Editor & Publisher quotes a Lefty blogger who was the lead on the my political assassination to make a point about national security and Rep. Louise Slaughter gives a quote to RAW STORY, as if it was a legitimate news service.  Nice unbiased work, E&P!    12:05am
Well, if anybody should know about illegitimate news services, it would be JimJeff.
BTW, this is the Lefty blogger's point:
John Aravosis of Americablog, who has been prominent in the current uproar, asked: “If Gannon's day pass was effectively equivalent to a 'hard pass' given to long-term White House reporters, why didn't Gannon get a more thorough background check?” In his view, Gannon/Guckert “posed the same potential risk to national security as any hard pass reporter,” yet he was “never forced to get a hard pass, and thus never required to get the hard pass three-month FBI background check.” 

3.  And over at FrontPageMag, the very wingnutty Jamie Glazov holds a symposium on "Ward Churchill: A Symbol of Higher Education?" 

Here's how Jaime sets the stage:
Ward Churchill’s vilification of the 9/11 victims “as little Eichmans” crystallized, once again, the agenda of the hard Left in the terror war. It also served as a reminder of how the academic campus is full of radical professors who browbeat their students with their extremist views and stifle any possible dissenting voices. Was the real lesson behind the Churchill incident, therefore, that educational standards need to be restored to our college campuses and that diverse viewpoints need to be allowed to flourish?
Or was the real lesson behind the incident (which involved one obscure professor who apparently never shared his essay with his students) that David Horowitz should be given power over the nation's universities before the hard Left kills us all? 

While the first two guests refuse to play along with Jaime, eventually guest Ben Shapiro gets his chance to explain that he's seen worse than Churchhill during his years among the enemy, and that speaker Tim Wise was a big stupidhead for saying, "Ward's words no more indict the left than Ann Coulter's inherently indict the right. Yet last month she said we should nuke North Korea because it would be 'fun'  Of course the right is not distancing itself from her, so I guess this means all conservatives endorse the incineration of innocent civilians."
Shapiro:  There’s a big difference between arguing that all leftists agree with Churchill that September 11 victims were “little Eichmanns” (which no one here has claimed), and arguing (as the moderator has done) that the basic anti-Americanism inherent in Churchill’s words represents something larger for the left.  There is no denying that a broad swath of the left is anti-American -- the “blame America first” crowd (Mr. Wise seems to be a member).  Here’s what Ann Coulter’s acceptance says about the right: we don’t think a military solution in North Korea should be unthinkable.  Here’s what Ward Churchill’s acceptance says about the left: we sympathize with the enemies of America. 
And it's GOOD that the Right can consider nuking North Korea, while it's EVIL that the Left tries to understand where the enemies of America are coming from.

8:41:03 AM    


Swank o' the Day


A new feature wherein we choose our favorite bit from one of Pastor Swank's latest columns. 
Today's selection is from BUSH: COMBAT MURDERERS WITH FREEDOM (emphesis in original):
If only the mainline media fellows were in the driver’s seat they could see through all global agendas past-tense in perfect form. Of course. That’s why mainline media is made up mainly of a collection of fools. So much so as to force the sane grassroots into total frustration because of the illusionary lunacy of mainline media liberals.

Mr. Bush holds to keeping the faith in an eternal postulate that has proven its workability for it’s lodged in the Creator. Mr. Bush has kept the patience for he knows that we inhabit a spiritually flawed world that waits for the divine move to reveal itself.
Indeed.

Well, indeed about the part of the illusionary lunacy of mainline media liberals.   However, I don't know if I agree with the part about Mr. Bush lodging postulates in the Creator -- that sounds kind of blasphemous to me. 

3:25:15 AM

March 8, 2005 by s.z.


Your Dept of Justice: Crumbling The Wall Between Church and State Since 2002


Okay, this morning my Pandagon post had to with the Dept. of Justice's "religious-rights" unit, and how its agenda seems to align pretty closely with that of the Evangelicals who pushed Bush into office both times and have been demanding some sops to their values ever since.  But I don't think anybody read past the fold, thinking that the story how DOJ is supporting the right of the Salvation Army to discriminate against its employees even though the it is receiving public funds, is all there is.

But since the story has lots more to it (and it took me a long time to write), I am going to make YOU read it. 
Okay, I can't actually make you read it, but I can post it here.  And I will.  And here it is.  To quote Pastor Swank, "so there!

=======================
So, we now have a unit in the Justice Department siding against social workers who claim that their employer is imposing a new religious litmus test on them. and instituting policies that impact on their ability to get results. Gee, and it was just last week when President Bush said, "We ought to judge faith-based groups by results, not by their religion."

A June 2003 American Prospect piece has more about the DOJ's "religious-rights" efforts:
The nexus of the religious right in the administration may be Ashcroft's Justice Department, which is well positioned to effect pro-Christian legal changes. [...]
Eric Treene, formerly litigation director at the conservative Becket Fund for Religious Liberty, was appointed in June 2002 to serve as the Justice Department's special counsel for religious discrimination, a newly created position. According to Yeshiva University law professor and church-state specialist Marci Hamilton, Treene has been "in the trenches of trying to get religious entities special privileges under the law." No wonder the conservative Christian group Faith and Action, which seeks to remind legislators about the "prominent role that the word of God played in the creation of our nation and its laws," celebrated Treene's appointment as "a new day for Christians in Washington."
So far Treene has proved responsive to groups seeking to amplify legal protections for Christians. For example, following a complaint by the archconservative Liberty Legal Institute of Plano, Texas, Treene headed an investigation of Texas Tech University biology professor Michael Dini, who had promulgated a policy requiring that students seeking medical-school letters of recommendation from him be able to "truthfully and forthrightly affirm a scientific answer" to the question, "How do you think the human species originated?" Despite the fact that recommendation writing is a voluntary activity, this was deemed discrimination against creationists. After Treene and the Justice Department opened their investigation, Dini changed his policy.
[...] So forget about counting the mentions of God in Bush's speeches; it's legal coordination between the Bush administration and the religious right that could truly cause Thomas Jefferson's wall of separation between church and state to crumble.
When not fighting against evolution, the DOJ has been involved in other cases that seem to "serve specific goals of conservative religious organizations, a key political constituency of the Bush administration," to quote the LAT piece.

For instance, the Department has filed briefs in three suits supporting the Child Evangelism Fellowship (CEF), which seeks to establish "Good News Clubs" in schools. (The way it works is that a local evangelical church, working through the CEF, will "adopt" a school, and sets up a weekly religious program there that starts right after school lets out. The clubs feature biblical lessons, prayers, and religious games and songs.)

The CEF site explains the goal of the Clubs:
As with all CEF ministries, the purpose of after-school Good News Clubs is to evangelize boys and girls with the Gospel of the Lord Jesus Christ and establish (disciple) them in the Word of God and in a local church for Christian living.
Despite the fact that the group won a 2001 Supreme Court case giving it the right to hold Good News Club mettings on public school property, the idea of helping fundamentalist Christian churches conduct after-school meetings IN schools in order to evangelize children is something that not everyone feels comfortable with (even if the kids are supposed to have their parents' permission to attendthe club). So, in New Jersey and Maryland, schools have refused to pass out the group's literature, claiming that doing so would violate church/state boundaries. CEF sued, and DOJ supported their suits. In another case, a school district charged CEF a fee to to use the building, even though they didn't charge groups like the Boy Scouts and Camp Fire Girls. DOJ also joined that suit.
Back to the LA Times:
Gordon Todd, a civil rights division official, said in an interview that the Justice Department got involved because some local jurisdictions had refused to open their doors to the religious groups, or imposed new barriers to entry, in defiance of the high court ruling.
"That deserves some follow-up litigation," he said, comparing the enforcement efforts to those the department undertook in the face of local resistance to the Supreme Court's school desegregation cases dating to Brown vs. Board of Education in 1954.
Still, some critics wonder whether such cases warrant Justice Department involvement, especially if the litigants are already well-represented by private lawyers.
"This is not the equivalent of the Southern resistance to the black vote that you need to have the Justice Department pursuing it," said Marc Stern, co-director of the Commission for Law and Social Action of the American Jewish Congress in New York. "The litigation goes very nicely without the United States government intervening.
Hey, murdering civil rights workers and not passing out literature about an after-school religious program are both pretty much the same thing, when you think about it.

Interestingly enough, DOJ has also conducted at least six bias investigations triggered by complaints from the Liberty Legal Institute (the group mentioned by the American Prospect in the case of the student who sued the professor for not writing him a letter of recommendation). The LLI, which is based in Plano, Texas, is "the legal division" of the Free Market Foundation. LLI's chief counsel, Kelly Shackelford, is also President of Free Market. Per its web site, "Free Market serves as the statewide public policy council associated with Dr. James Dobson's Focus on the Family."

Shackelford told the Star-Tribune that after being hired by the Free Market Foundation, "a Christian policy group that lobbies against things such as same-sex marriages and abortion," he convinced the foundation's board of directors, "which includes prominent business people, philanthropists and Southern Baptists," that they needed another group to handle litigation. And thus LLI was born.

(Oh, and the Dallas Observer says that donors to the Free Market Foundation include Wal-Mart heir John Walton, as well as James Lightner of Dallas, "a generous financial supporter of former Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard David Duke."

So, LLI is a Texas-based Christian policy group associated with Dobson's Focus on the Family -- does that help explain why the DOJ's religious rights unit would get involved in at least six of its legal group's cases?
You can call me cynical, but I think that it does.

(Oh, and you can read more about the Dini case here. it seems that the student never took a class from Dini and didn't actually want a letter of recommendation from him -- the suit was just to force Dini to change his website message, and to thus strike a blow for the forces of creationism. Why DOJ had to get involved in that one is beyond me.)

The LAT mentions another LLI-instituted case in which a DOJ lawyer launched a probe of an elementary school that had forbidden a fourth-grader from handing out candy canes with a religious message at school-sponsored holiday parties.

There's more about the case from in the Illinois School Law Quarterly:,
LLI filed a temporary restraining order on behalf to the boy despite the fact that the school district, even before the suit was filed, had decided that the parties were actually non-instructional time and students could hand out whatever they wanted at the parties.
Editor's Note: The fact that public schools, and ultimately taxpayers, are being plagued by unnecessary litigation by far right religious legal organizations is bad enough. What is extremely scary and should be closely watched is that the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved. Is it because it is Texas or is this a forewarning of “big brother” type behavior to come from the Justice Department?
So, why the hell did LLI go forward with the suit? And why did the DOJ get involved in it at all?
Maybe the reason DOJ got involved is because of all the publicity generated by Shackelford's organization. Many LLI cases seems to consist of the institute finding a case of "religious persecution" that could probably be resolved without legal action, publicizing the hell out of it, and then, after they have won a legal victory, announcing that the forces of liberalism and secularism have been fought back ... for the moment.

In the Star-Tribune story, Shackelford brags about protecting the rights of a group of senior citizens who were told by the new city manager that they couldn't hold devotionals in the senior center any longer. LLI took up their cause, won in court, and the seniors are now free to use the city-owned building for sermons, prayers, and gospel singing. (DOJ got involved in this case too.)
Balch Springs Mayor James Kelsey blamed Liberty Legal for turning a minor dispute into an ugly legal battle that brought the town bad publicity. After the seniors sued, the city signed an agreement in January allowing them to continue saying blessings over meals and listening to inspirational sermons.
"They won, so they had to have good counsel," said Kelsey, who also criticized Liberty Legal for trying to charge the city $78,000 in legal fees. "But the tactics. ... This wasn't tried in a court. This was tried in the news."
At their modest six-person headquarters in a Plano office building, Shackelford and Hiram Sasser, director of litigation, don't apologize for trying to publicize their cases through frequent news conferences and releases.
"It's really important because what we're after is education," Shackelford said. "If we do a case like Balch Springs, that case is going to help the 16 people that we represent and all the future senior citizens that want to pray at senior centers."
It's probably noteworthy that Shackelford testified about this case at a Senate hearing on "hostility to religious expression in the public square" (chaired by John Cornyn, R-Texas), who is on the Senate Judiciary Committee. So, maybe Comyn's interest in LLI is why DOJ has involved itself in so many of LLI's cases.
Shackelford told the LA Times, "I think if I am the Justice Department, they like groups like us who bring cases that I think present a very clear picture" of discrimination," adding that not all its cases involve Christian conservatives.

Why the heck would DOJ like groups that bring them cases where the alleged victims are already being effectively represented by said groups? And why does the government involve itself in matters that seem to need no governmental assistance? (See also this Findlaw article detailing a case where a case where the city of Maui tried to enforce zoning ordinances against a church group, which then sued -- the two sides were near settlement when DOJ entered the dispute and charged Maui with religious dicrimination, even though there was no pattern or actual discrimination against religious groups by the city.)

The only purpose served by DOJ involvement in such cases would seem to be a political one: that of showing evangelicals that in return for their support, the Bush administration is fighting on their behalf.

Oh, and it's true that not all of LLI's cases involve Christian conservatives -- some have involved fighting to keep homosexuals from being adopting children or being foster parents (of particular interest might be thisstunt, in which LLI sued on the behalf of a bunch of orphans, some of them infants, who supposedly didn't want to be adopted by homosexuals). Another case involved a student who claimed he was being repressed by PC campus speech codes. One involved keeping Planned Parenthood from giving birth control pill to minors without parental consent. But all of their cases seem to involve issues near and dear to the hearts of Christian conservatives. So, it's nice that LLI now has the Department of Justice carrying their water.

As the Dallas Observer said in the article about the the Freedom Foundation and its off-shoots:
What critics of the Religious Right find most fascinating, and not a little distressing, is that even with all their power, they still act as though they're victims. They fight to protect their "religious freedoms," even though they're the dominant religion. They speak of tolerance, but they fight to keep homosexual couples from having the same rights and protections they take for granted. "There is a long-standing fear in that community that they will be sold out," says Harvey Kronberg, editor of the political online newsletter Quorum Report, who has covered the state Legislature for two decades and has known Ford for years. "As much as they loved Ronald Reagan, they feel he used social conservatives to get elected and turned out to be more interested in defense and the economy."
And it it takes seting up a unit in the Department of Justice to make them feel like the Bush administration hasn't abandoned them, then I guess its worth taking us a few steps closer to theocracy to do it.

8:46:38 PM    



Corner Chat


Let's take a moment and see what the kids at the NRO Corner are talking about this morning:
THIS ONE'S FOR KATHRYN [Jonah Goldberg]
Brad and Jen are trying to work it out.
Posted at 
06:37 AM
RE: THIS ONE'S FOR KATHRYN [K. J. Lopez]
That's better than coffee for a morning jolt.
Posted at 
07:04 AM
Was it the happy news that Jen and Bra are secretly getting marriage counseling that caused Kathryn to perk up, or the photo of the naked woman at the bottom of the Sun page Jonah sent her to?

YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK [Shannen Coffin]
One of the few advantages to being caught in late rush hour traffic in a D.C. rainstorm is getting to catch Michael Graham's morning radio show on WMAL. This morning, he is talking about Montgomery County, MD's new sex education program and the fairly explicit video that the County itself created, with a young woman showing 10th graders how to put a condom on a cucumber (shades of "Old School") and how condoms help protect against spread of disease in oral, anal and vaginal sex. I need not join the choir that has spoken out against this insanity, but see it for yourself.
Posted at 09:44 AM


   Here's a fairly explicit shot from that fairly explicit video showing that pretty explict cucumber (image courtesy of the site Shannen sent us to).
   And while it is pretty hot stuff, I have to say that the Sun page has it beat.

LARRY SUMMERS WATCH [John Derbyshire]
My daughter Nellie (age 12.17) is completely addicted to THE SIMS, a computer game.

In this game, you create people, families, and neighborhoods. You can spend ages adjusting the appearance and temperament of your creations. They date, marry, have babies, divorce....
Posted at 
10:39 AM
Proof that even if you give them computers, woman will just use them to get married, have babies, and do relationship stuff.  It's the way their brains are wired.  And that's why daughter Nellie will never be a math genius like her father.
ENERGY WASTING TIMEWASTER [Jonah Goldberg ]
The Dept. of Energy has a truly 
awful timewaster paid for by you the taxpayer.
Posted at 04:28 PM
BABYCAL THROW [Jonah Goldberg
]Okay, I'm still fascinated by yesterday's timewaster -- the babycal throw -- but to be brutally honest I have no idea how to get good at it. There's something I'm missing because the high scores are just way too high for there not to be a trick I'm missing.
Posted at 
11:24 AM
But , of course, if you give MEN computers, then they use them for important, science-y things.

10:12:33 AM

March 7, 2005 by s.z.


Swanky!


As I mentioned before, I had worried that the demise of BushCountry.org would mean that we'd be deprived of the prose stylings of Pastor J. Grant Swank,   However, a check of Google News revealed that the good pastor has been  busier than ever, net-publishing a total of TEN different columns in just the past 24 hours.  His venues include MichNewsThe Conservative Voice, and Magic City Morning News(which is an online newspaper dedicated to serving the Katahdin area of Maine, and isn't actually about Lucky Charms or the hippie drug culture, like you might have guessed).

Anyway, let's take a look at some of the pastor's best stuff from the past two or three days:
There is no need then for the Supremes to clamp down on the Judeo-Christian symbols so as to wipe them out. That would be dumb let alone unpatriotic. That would be prostituting our history. That indeed would be rewriting our history.

All of that cannot be tolerated by thinking people, even atheists. Now that I’ve mentioned atheists, if they are truly loving people who care about their nation’s heritage, they will kindly acknowledge that religious heritage and keep walking.
Yeah, you atheists, just walk back to Atheiasia if you don't like it here! 
So let the atheists conform to our Judeo-Christian heritage.

When I travel to Egypt, as I have, I don’t clamor to undo any religious symbols all around me that are not in keeping with my religion. When I go to Jordan, the same. When I am in Damascus, the same.

So if I can behave when in other cultures and religious environs, so can all others when living and breathing and visiting in America.

So there.
See, atheists are just visitors in our Christian land, and they should just shut up and behave themselves (like how Pastor Swank did when confronted with whatever godless symbols he encountered on his trip to the nations of Egypt, Jordan, and Damascus).  So there!

Now, from TEN COMMANDMENTS: TO THOSE WHO FIND THE BIBLE GOD BARBARIC, which was written as a reply to a reader of Swank's previous column, who apparently wrote a response claiming that "deity is barbaric in that He calls for the death penalty, for example, when persons were breaking the Sabbath stipulations":
There are 26 stipulations in the Old Testament by which Jehovah gave command to put to death. One can read them right there in the Bible.

The biblical stipulations were given by a civil deity establishing a civil culture called the Hebrew culture.
So, if God was just acting in His capacity as a civil deity (and not a religious one), then His actions say nothing about the barbarity of Judeo-Christianity. 

And, if we put Ten Commandments monuments in court houses, it doesn't mean that we necessarily have to execute people for breaking the Sabbath (but we might want to consider it anyway, because, as the Pastor says, "we understand how crucial it is to have severe penalties. They help keep stiff-necked mortals in line."

And let's look at a few bits from Afghan Women: A Freedom Base. Thank You, Mr. Bush:
Thanks to US President George W. Bush and his constant push for freedom spread, Afghanistan continues to plant its fresh democracy, nay-sayers discounted.
Should we really be thanking Bush for pushing Afghanistan to plant its democracy naysayers?  I mean, isn't that kind of a harsh response to critics?
Instead of the National Organization for Women, for example, applauding Mr. Bush and Team, they continue to work to hamper the Republican freedom agenda. Thus the hypocrisy of such organizations as N.O.W. They exist to further killing causes: killing womb babies, killing masculinity, killing Christian morality, killing the Judeo-Christian understanding of "family" and Home and "marriage."
Yeah, remember when Dr. Mike Adams, Ph.D. reported how feminists killed his masculinity by giving him Erectile Dysfunction at a "Take Back the Night" rally?  The pastor is right -- those hussies should be ashamed to be hampering the Republican Freedom Agenda that way!

To be "spiritual" today is to be posh . Therefore Scientologists such as John Travolta are "spiritual." Oprah is "spiritual." Ellen is "spiritual."

Again, another legitimate term has slid from its historic definition into another slot. "Spiritual’ used to be synonymous with God-believing and Bible-adhering. But now it stands for spooks and hocus pocus of many varieties
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Damn those celebrities for spreading the idea that one can be spiritual without being Christian!  If this continues, then pretty soon Buddists, Sikhs, Muslims and other believers in spooks and hocus pocus will be claiming that they too are "spiritual."

And even the titles alone of the pastor's columns are entertaining:
And there's this, which has to be one of my favorite titles of all time: Evangelicals Impregnate Congress -- With Posh.

And, in conclusion, I want to honor Pastor Swank (who, in his column CABLE AND SUB SATELLITE TV / RADIO NEED DECENCY STANDARD, wrote "Why should cable and subscription satellite TV and radio get by in America with smut maximum? It shouldn’t be allowed that privilege) with one of the magazine covers Preznit Turkee found.  I think this one, featuring feminists getting their comeuppance ("Roast in Hell, My Sweet!"), might be appropriate.  

9:23:29 PM    


Who Said It?


1.  Our first Mystery Guest who likes going around the country saying we have a problem is George Bush, our Problem-in-Chief).  A point to yank in london.   

2.  The guest who pretty-much called the ACLU a terrorist organization was Bill O'Reilly.  Another point to yank in london.

3.  The guest whose book is about his untold life story (which seems to involve 200 pages going on about how the judges who removed him from office are all God-deniars who are going to hell) was ex-judge Roy Moore.  A point to Clif.

4.  The guy who saved SpongeBob's reputation (and then trashed it by saying that he is Bob's best friend) was Bill O'Reilly.  salvage gets the point  -- check out his funny and appetizing blog, "Hairy Fish Nuts."

5.   Our last guest (the one who wrote the rant which seemed to be about how middle-class mothers shouldn't complain, because after all HE has to take care of a child and keep house and stuff, and you never see HIM whining) was James Lileks.  A point to Motherlode -- check out her interesting and intelligent blog, "No More Apples"

Motherlode also was the first to list all of the day's Mystery Guests in one comment, gaining her another point!
Liberalism Is A Mental Disorder : Savage Solutions
Congrats to all our winners, and remember to save your points, because when you get 100 ,you can trade them in cool prizes, such as Michael Wiener's latest, Liberalism Is A Mental Disorder : Savage Solutions ("In each chapter, the Savage Spotlight of Truth casts its brilliant light on the tactics used by liberals to spread their leftist agenda").  It will be released next month.

Now, Who Said This?
1.  Great men are willing to attack evil, regardless of the consequences. Pope John Paul II provides an example of such greatness with his willingness to label homosexual marriage as part of an ideology of evil. Needless to say, if he made those statements at Gonzaga University Law School, he would be hung upon a cross and crucified.
Well, I do think that it's to the school's credit that, out of respect for the frail pontiff, they wouldn't give him the full Passion scourging first..
2.  Government has got to find ways to empower those whose mission is based upon love in order to help those who need love find love in society.
Yes, government HAS to find ways to fund Hannidate, so that people who need love (like Doug and "Josh") can meet, and thus find love in society (but really, we'd prefer it if they found it in private, so we don't have to watch)..
3. Who is the author of the new book (currently #1022 at Amazon) that says the following on the inside flap?
[...] has taken an extraordinary journey from liberal activist to outspoken conservative. Along the way he has earned millions of admirers—and more than his share of enemies—by advancing controversial, often counterintuitive arguments, including:
• Liberals love losing because it makes them feel virtuous
• Hollywood has lost touch with America—and punishes people who point that out
• Conservatives are both happier and nicer than liberals
• Talk radio is a source of hope, not hatred
• Business isn’t exploitative—it’s heroic
• There is no such thing as “planned parenthood”
• A more Christian America is good for the Jews
• Do-it-yourself conservatism provides the only cure for save-the-world liberalism
4.  And which fellow author provided the following blurb for #3's tome?
[...] is the liberals’ worst nightmare—he knows their arguments, outlook, and eccentricities, having lived as one of them in his reckless youth. Unlike most Americans, [...] sat at their dinner tables and heard them speak honestly—since they didn’t realize he’d rat them out someday. Having the goods on liberals allows him to destroy their arguments.
Hint: Unlike most Americans, this pundit has never sat down at a dinner table.
5.  And who is the author of the recent Regnery book that is being described in this Publishers' Weekly review?
[...] never manages to link his ambitious project to a cogent critique of the left, resorting instead to predictable jabs at the usual suspects: liberal journalists and academics, Bill Clinton and the Democrats, France and the United Nations.  Combine this volatile mélange of ideas with chapter-ending plugs for his Web site, mass distribution plans for "The Contract" and "A Walking Tour of God in Washington, D.C.," and some readers might be forgiven for suspecting that [...] wants to win something more tangible than the future.

4:19:36 AM    



When Will Lynne Cheney Denounce A.P. as "Not A Good News Service"? 


Associated Press
Gov. Linda Lingle met with Sen. John McCain at his Washington, D.C., office yesterday, the eve of a congressional hearing on a bill to grant federal recognition to Native Hawaiians, her office said.
[...]
Lingle spent Sunday night at the White House in first daughter Jenna Bush's bedroom, and was to have stayed there again last night, Pang said.

12:13:40 AM

March 6, 2005 by s.z.


Virile Man Weekly


Over at Pandagon I have a couple of posts about that 3-man fraternity that is suing to keep gays, non-Christians, and non-virgins out of their group. 

It might interest you (or not) to learn that the church that seems to be the force behind the frat is allied to Doug Giles ClashChurch.  Yes, (as explained by Bartholomew) it's affiliated with Morning Star International, an evangelical/charismatic coalition that started after Maranatha Christian Church fell apart.  And, see, Doug's church is (or was) under the supervision of a Morning Star group called "His People Christian Church," located in South Africa.

And you recall Doug's mentions of all his big-game hunting in South Africa, don't you?
If not, well, his site now features this banner:
How many radio/hotel ministries do YOU know that sell advertising to safaris?  Not many, I bet.
And that brings us to this:
I love studying rebels and rebellion almost as much as I love hunting.  As a matter of fact, one of the peripheral joys that springs from the whole hunting, shooting and gun owning experience is that those who are involved in the shooting sports are looked down upon by the current smarmy elitists.  Thus, every animal I take, every gun I buy, every back strap I eat and every trophy I have taxidermied is not only a celebration of my freedom but also an act of defiance to the thought police who are daily at work to eradicate my right to pursue gun powder happiness.
Ah . . . the little joys in life.
I think it's really sad Doug's spends time (and finds joy) from imagining that his little hobby annoys "smarmy elitists" -- especially since I doubt elitists even know he exists. 

Anyway, our friend Preznitgivmeturkee has suggested some possible illustrations for Doug's columns.  I think this one might be appropriate this time.  (Next time, we'll try to find the right one for Pastor Swank, who didn't retire with BushCountry died, but instead has become a one-man wingnuttery machine.)

P.S. 
And speaking of non sequitors, Krup at Im Just Sayin' Blog has introduced a new feature, The Joey Nichols Club.  He explains it all at his place (hint: a scene from Annie Hall provided the inspiration).
12:42:23 PM