While I’m not skilled enough (or awake enough) to compose the tribute that my friend Scott deserves, let me just say that he is undoubtedly the smartest, wittiest, kindest, funniest, most talented person I know who was ever part of the Coffee Achievers.
(Speaking of which, look what I found for you:
YouTube – 1984 – The Coffee Achievers.
But that’s not your birthday present, Scott. No, you get these lovely photos of Rush Limbaugh:
And here’s a
quote from Rush to go along with the photos:
Cigars relax me. They help me to think. I only recently began smoking them while doing the radio show, and just having one in my hand seems to lower whatever inhibitions I have just a bit and bring out the expressiveness of my personality.
Of course, by “cigars,” Rush means “blue babies.”
And speaking of Rush, he used most of yesterday’s radio program to claim that he did not make fun of Michael J. Fox (“
Correcting the Record: One More Time: I Did Not Make Fun of Michael J. Fox“). No, Rush was just trying to accurately impersonate Fox for the benefit of his radio listeners, who probably had never seen Michael J. Fox before. For Rush would NEVER make fun of anyone with a disease.
That is beneath me and there’s no evidence and history of it on this program at all or in my behavior as a human being.
And as there is no evidence of Rush being a human being, I guess that technically he’s not lying.
Rush used the rest of the program to try to make the Dittoheads believe that it was the Democrats who were abusing Michael J. Fox, and Rush was just trying to help the poor little guy. But sadly, instead of applauding Rush’s humanitarian efforts, they were savaged by the media (“
America’s Anchorman: Drive-By Media Carries Democrat Water, Lies About Anyone Who Gets in Their Way“), since the media hates Rush because he is beautiful.
If they [the media] really cared about Michael J. Fox as they pretend, to they would be denouncing the manner in which he has been used and exploited for their purposes. They would be attacking the manner in which scientific research is now being politicized. There’s been a tradition in this country of bipartisan approaches to the cure and research into diseases. That has now been turned upside down when it comes to Parkinson’s disease or close to it on Alzheimer’s and with spinal paralysis.
So, it’s
the media that’s politicizing science, and thereby ending this country’s proud tradition of bipartisan medical research? Damn those journalists, who are keeping our politicians from doing their life-saving Alzheimer’s research!
Anyway, Rush did admit that he got it wrong when he said that Fox didn’t take his medication so he would look really pathetic when he filmed that commercial. Yes, Rush is now claiming that Fox took extra medication so he would look really pathetic when he filmed that commercial:
They [the Democrats] work with Michael J. Fox on deciding how he will appear in the ad. Make no mistake about this, because he has a choice.
He just said in the sound bite he was actually overmedicated when he did the ads. I leave the conclusion and meaning of that to you. I’m through speculating on this. I’ll I’m telling you is I know how campaign ads are put together. The Democrat campaigns decided for whatever reason they wanted Michael J. Fox to appear the way he does in the ads and the same way he appeared when he testified before the Senate
You know, I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if Fox didn’t contract Parkinson’s under the direction of the Democrats, just so he could try to make Republicans look bad during this critical election period. Don’t let him get away with it, America!
Posted by s.z. on Friday, October 27th, 2006 at 4:41 am
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