Lars Larson. Erik Erickson. Douchebag Douchebageson. It’s a thing now.
–Jay B.
I was up all night with a bad cold, so it’s possible my reading skills have been impaired by sleeplessness and the ghost of a NyQuil hangover, but it seems that over at Red State, Erick the Pantomime Viking has just appointed Rush Limbaugh the new Son of Man, and dismissed Simon Peter as a pussy. Also, we must never forget that David Frum is a carrion bird, while Erick himself is a beautiful swan.
Peter, under pressure and fear, denied Christ not just once, but three times. Peter, though, feared death. The strain on Peter was great. The rest of us, though, typically fear the opinions of others.There are those who like it when we feel guilty for associating with someone. More troubling, in the conservative movement and in the greater right-of-center coalition, there are many, many fellow traveller who would rather spend their time throwing their own under the bus than fighting the left.
Guilt is for Christian martyrs, not manly commanders of virtual Strike Forces.
Their typical means of ostracism is to condemn the rest of us for daring to say nice things about them. Reasons abound for this. Many of these weak minded fools are not really fellow travelers. Like a vulture flying in flock with swans, they benefit from the work the rest of us are doing to gain themselves credibility. The media plays along calling the vultures swans so others, they hope, see ugly ducklings around the vultures instead of swans.
I’m not exactly sure what Erick is trying to say here, but I’m fairly certain that if you exhumed Hans Christian Anderson right now, you could use his corpse as an industrial lathe.
The incidents of late with Rush Limbaugh, Mark Levin, Dick Cheney, and others is why I raise this. Putting it bluntly, were these guys on the left, their fellow leftists would at best be cheering them on and at worst silently nodding along. There wouldn’t be any on that side rushing to the nearest microphone to condemn them.
Yeah, remember when constant pressure from the media finally forced Obama to denounce Reverend Wright? Of course you don’t — because it didn’t happen!
Compare that to the right, where they actually are. A large number of us are standing up to express our support for them and we’re met by derision from our own side. “Are you supporting what Mark Levin said to that woman?” one might ask derisively. Whether I am or not is not the point. The point is Mark Levin does a hell of a lot more for the cause than pretty much anyone asking the question, so shut the hell up and leave him alone.
Well, every Brittany needs a Chris Crocker.
As an aside, perhaps an even greater bother are the high minded types on our side who condemn any level of aggressive activism because it is icky, mean, or beneath us. There is a war going on. We fight. Suck it up.
You know, I never thought of it that way. But I guess this really is a war. And writing bum-sucking apologias about talk radio celebrities qualifies as combat in pretty much the same way that finishing the last level of Medel of Honor: European Assault entitles me to take a salute from a general officer.
“All have sinned and fall short of the glory of God,” Romans 3:23 reminds us. We are all apt to say something or do something on occasion we may later regret. Those who deny this are the ones we should not listen to. That there are those on the right willing to ignore this for personal gain by pushing aside faithful warriors in the fight for freedom should make us all cringe. That we ourselves are sometimes apt to do it should make us shudder.
I guess I’d be more inclined to think of you guys as “warriors” if you weren’t always cringing and shuddering like Don Knotts in The Ghost and Mr. Chickenhawk.
Peter denied Christ three times. Our goal should be to not deny Christ and also to not deny the valuable members of our own movement.
For as we read in John 7:53:
And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto him a woman taken in adultery; and when they had set her in the midst, They say unto him, Master, this woman was taken in adultery, in the very act. Now Moses in the law commanded us, that such should be stoned: but what sayest thou?
And Jesus said, Answer me this, are you a married woman? Yes or no?
And the woman said Yes, Lord.
And Jesus said unto the Woman, Well I don’t know why your husband doesn’t put a gun to his temple. Get the hell out of here.
The vultures in our mist are typically the ones squawking loudest about other conservatives instead of the leftists out to destroy the country.
Even Dian Fossey, who studied and loved the Vultures in the Mist, was irritated by their willingness to throw Mark Levin under the bus.
Posted by scott on Thursday, May 28th, 2009 at 10:49 am
14 Responses to “The Last Temptation of Limbaugh”
Rush Limbaugh, Mark Levin, Dick Cheney, and others is why I raise this. Putting it bluntly, were these guys on the leftPutting it bluntly, there are very few torture apologists on the left, let alone prominent ones, and certainly no leftwing gasbags with 20 million daily listeners. Putting it bluntly, Erick, you’re a fucking moron.
Scott, I totally killed your post today. Sorry.
Just a minute. There’s a
Now I’m really scared, or would be if he weren’t driving anyone left of Attila the Hun right the hell out of any “greater right-of-center coalition.”
conservative movement&
the greater right-of-center coalition?
Now I’m really scared, or would be if he weren’t driving anyone left of Attila the Hun right the hell out of any “greater right-of-center coalition.”
there are many, many fellow traveller who
Their typical means of ostracism is to condemn
they benefit from the work the rest of us are doing to gain themselves credibility
The incidents of late with Rush Limbaugh, Mark Levin, Dick Cheney, and others is why I raise this
There wouldn’t be any on that side rushing to the nearest microphone to condemn them
A large number of us are standing up
perhaps an even greater bother are
Our goal should be to not deny Christ and also to not denyThe vultures in our mist
And that’s just from your parse.
Jesus have wept.
Their typical means of ostracism is to condemn
they benefit from the work the rest of us are doing to gain themselves credibility
The incidents of late with Rush Limbaugh, Mark Levin, Dick Cheney, and others is why I raise this
There wouldn’t be any on that side rushing to the nearest microphone to condemn them
A large number of us are standing up
perhaps an even greater bother are
Our goal should be to not deny Christ and also to not denyThe vultures in our mist
And that’s just from your parse.
Jesus have wept.
“The media plays along calling the vultures swans so others, they hope, see ugly ducklings around the vultures instead of swans.”
I’m tired, at first I thought I read this wrong. I am tired, worked 12 hours yesterday, falling asleep…swans….vultures…ducks, flying media… I opened my eyes.
Oh mercy, he really did write that, I wasn’t dreaming.
I’m tired, at first I thought I read this wrong. I am tired, worked 12 hours yesterday, falling asleep…swans….vultures…ducks, flying media… I opened my eyes.
Oh mercy, he really did write that, I wasn’t dreaming.
Erickson needs to enter that annual competition for the worst writing, named for the fellow who began a novel with “It was a dark and stormy night. . .”
I can’t remember the name of this prize, which usually is won by someone trying to write POORLY. Erickson would win in a walk by trying to write WELL.
My God, what would we do for shits and giggles if not for the rightwing piddlers?
I can’t remember the name of this prize, which usually is won by someone trying to write POORLY. Erickson would win in a walk by trying to write WELL.
My God, what would we do for shits and giggles if not for the rightwing piddlers?
It’s the “Bulwer-Lytton” award…Mr. Erickson has clinched a finalist’s spot with this submission. In fact, let’s just forego the competition and give him the prize now.
[...] World-O-Crap: The Last Temptation of Limbaugh [...]
Limbaugh ate a log;
He got it from my dog;
Coulter ate one too;
She had more than a few;
If she were here now;
She’d obtain one from a cow (Rush);
But there aren;t any left;
So keep a look out for log theft.
He got it from my dog;
Coulter ate one too;
She had more than a few;
If she were here now;
She’d obtain one from a cow (Rush);
But there aren;t any left;
So keep a look out for log theft.
“It was a dark and stormy night” may be bad writing (but don’t tell Snoopy), but at least it is intelligible.
This crap is so unbearably obtuse and incomprehensible (and not intentionally so), I am surprised Scott could make enough sense of it for a critique.
This crap is so unbearably obtuse and incomprehensible (and not intentionally so), I am surprised Scott could make enough sense of it for a critique.
Nom: “there are very few torture apologists on the left”
Check this quote from a Red State post about Gawker:
“Right-wing shock-jock gets waterboarded, now thinks it’s torture, yadda yadda and the Online Left cheers while it reaches for the tis… well, I’ll be polite.”
Nice, huh? The left are the ones who wank-off to torture porn, apparently.
Link
Check this quote from a Red State post about Gawker:
“Right-wing shock-jock gets waterboarded, now thinks it’s torture, yadda yadda and the Online Left cheers while it reaches for the tis… well, I’ll be polite.”
Nice, huh? The left are the ones who wank-off to torture porn, apparently.
Link
Limbaugh ate a log;
He got it from my dog;
Now I can’t stop singing this, to the tune of Snakefinger’s “I Gave Myself to You”.
He got it from my dog;
Now I can’t stop singing this, to the tune of Snakefinger’s “I Gave Myself to You”.
Limbaugh opened his mouth
and discourse suddenly went south
Steele and Newt
ran down stream to catch it
and they screwed it into the Fox News
machine with a rusted ratchet
then they went back to their flat
with Jonah, D’Souza and that
Glenn Beck rat
They hooked up the tubes to the set
turned on Murdoch and plugged in
For the daily shit-line
all the way from Australia
and through Limbaugh’s gentalia
and discourse suddenly went south
Steele and Newt
ran down stream to catch it
and they screwed it into the Fox News
machine with a rusted ratchet
then they went back to their flat
with Jonah, D’Souza and that
Glenn Beck rat
They hooked up the tubes to the set
turned on Murdoch and plugged in
For the daily shit-line
all the way from Australia
and through Limbaugh’s gentalia
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