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Thursday, June 27, 2013

Clarence The Angel Detained For Entering U.S. Illegally

Michelle Malkin is busy this holiday toting up crimes commited by illegal aliens, much like St. Nick’s list of Who’s Naughty and Who’s Nice, except on Michelle’s roster everybody is naughty, and rather than a lump of coal in their stocking, they get a taser to the scrotum from Herbie, the Misfit ICE agent.
But it’s a big job (Santa is certainly showing his age) and if Michelle were to buckle beneath the strain and begin to display signs of premature aging — graying hair, sharply etched nasal-labial folds, a penchant for filling the bathroom sink with the blood of virgins and taking a quick whore’s bath before setting out on another exhausting day of stalking, it would seriously reduce her value as College Republican stroke material (and let’s face it, Ben Shapiro’s not as young as he used to be either, and can’t be expected to carry the whole load himself).
So I thought, in the spirit of giving, I’d pitch in and help by offering upthis article:
PHOENIX — A 9-year-old boy looking for help after his mother crashed their van in the southern Arizona desert was rescued by a man entering the U.S. illegally, who stayed with him until help arrived the next day, an official said.
The 45-year-old woman, who eventually died while awaiting help, had been driving on a U.S. Forest Service road in a remote area just north of the Mexican border when she lost control of her van on a curve on Thanksgiving, Sheriff Tony Estrada said.
The van vaulted into a canyon and landed 300 feet from the road, he said. The woman, from Rimrock, north of Phoenix, survived the impact but was pinned inside, Estrada said.
Her son, unhurt but disoriented, crawled out to get help and was found about two hours later by Jesus Manuel Cordova, 26, of Magdalena de Kino in the northern Mexican state of Sonora. Unable to pull the mother out, he comforted the boy while they waited for help.
The woman died a short time later.
“He stayed with him, told him that everything was going to be all right,” Estrada said.
As temperatures dropped, he gave him a jacket, built a bonfire and stayed with him until about 8 a.m. Friday, when hunters passed by and called authorities, Estrada said. The boy was flown to University Medical Center in Tucson as a precaution but appeared unhurt.
Cordova was taken into custody by Border Patrol agents, who were the first to respond to the call for help. He had been trying to walk into the U.S. when he came across the boy.
The boy and his mother were in the area camping, Estrada said. The woman’s husband, the boy’s father, had died only two months ago. The names of the woman and her son were not being released until relatives were notified.
I first read this story in The Honolulu Advertiser, which — for whatever reason — omitted these concluding paragraphs:
Cordova likely saved the boy, Estrada said, and his actions should remind people not to quickly characterize illegal immigrants as criminals.
“They do get demonized for a lot of reasons, and they do a lot of good. Obviously this is one example of what an individual can do,” he said.
I certainly don’t claim that one story of an undocumented good Samaritan cancels out Michelle’s peer-reviewed studies of Mexican serial killers blanketing the Western States like thundering herds of bison. Nor does it solve the problem of immigrants who enter the country illegally to hand-pick crops, thus putting out of work millions of white college boys who can’t find summer employment, and are forced to abandon their ancestral frats and migrate like Okies to Ft. Lauderdale. (“Wherever there’s a girl flashing her boobs for beads, I’ll be there. Wherever there’s a yard-long brew and a wet T-shirt contest, I’ll be there…”)
Anyway, I hope this helps to beef up Michelle’s Holiday Cornacopia of Evil Illegals Anecdotes, and saves her the embarrassment of having to offshore the data entry work to the Phillipines.
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20 Responses to “Clarence The Angel Detained For Entering U.S. Illegally”

The last few paragraphs were omitted from my local fishwrap as well. Michelle and clan I am sure are either planning to, or have arrived at the hospital to check and make sure the boy didn’t get Illegal Mexican Cooties and get scarred for life.
Fox News I’m sure is watering at the mouth at the potential ratings fodder of this potential Oliver Twist meets Estrada the Evil in the desert. Bill-O will be able to order another case of Falafel next month to woo any new interns! Woo!
The boy was saved by Jesus.
This is a miracle and clearly a sign from God about our treatment of “illegals.”
The online version of the story in the Baltimore Sun had the complete article. Unfortunately, the print version did not.
I forsee a letter to the editor in my future.
I made the mistake of reading the comments on the online version. They were very scary. One idiot even managed to bring Hillary into it.
I don’t think the rollers will be jumping on that wagon David.
I dunno, kate. Didn’t Peggy Noonan say that Jesus sent some dolphins to rescue Elian Gonzalas (while allowing his mother to drown)?
Ahhhhh, yes, but Bill, darling, dolphins can’t be “illegals.” They have no citizenship, and therefore, the “wet foot, dry foot” ruling doesn’t really affect them, and they’re not coming into the U.S. of A. in order to “steal” our wunnerful and blighted public healthcare system. Imagine how horrible the conditions back home must be, if state, county, and municipal-run morgue-waiting-rooms are a step UP. Having been at the mercy of the state of Louisiana’s human-guinea-pig progam (‘public hospitals’/”teaching hospitals”) where the poor are nothing but fodder and breathing experimental cadavers for the medical students, interns and residents, honestly — I wouldn’t wish it on anyone, natural-born, naturalized, or newly-imported.
So even if Jesus Cordova did save the boy’s life, I’m sure that he got the whole delousing/cavity-search/pick-up-the-soap/INS bus treatment as anybody else who dares frolic across the Arizona desert in pursuit of “all of the good jobs.” No amount of “miracles” or plastic statues will save this guy from his INS fate.
Too bad that the gubmint wasn’t so strict about immigration back when Michele’s parents came over… We might’ve been spared her entire republicunt-marrying-money-convert epiphany-cum-witch-hunt. Imagine a world without Michele Malkin… *sigh* Imagine a world without Rupert Murdoch… *sigh*
Hey, if everybody else can froth at the mouth at this time of year about invisible sky fairies and unbroken hymens, I can dream, too, can’t I?
“it would seriously reduce her value as College Republican stroke material (and let’s face it, Ben Shapiro’s not as young as he used to be either, and can’t be expected to carry the whole load himself)”
Um…so to speak.
My wish for Christlemas is to have a shiny tree in my house, complete with a Michelle on top.
Yes, sitting on top, with the tree stuck up her ass.
Everytime a bell rings, an anchor baby spews venom.
from the AZ Republic:
…agreed to be returned to Mexico without going through formal deportation proceedings.
Calls to the Mexican consulates in Nogales and Tucson seeking more information about him Saturday weren’t returned.
Estrada said earlier that Cordova’s actions likely saved the boy and he risked being caught to do what was right. He said it should serve as a reminder that most undocumented migrants are good people.
“They respond where there’s a need,” Estrada said. “We’re very grateful that he was there.”
“Propaganda all is phoney…” as Dylan sez. Just imagine if all the migrants, and immigrants from Mexico and further south were portryed in a truthfull light…..We might have to treat them as if they wer fully human. Might give us a royal moral charleyhorse we would be forced towork out.
Peace and Love.
“Michelle Malkin is busy this holiday toting up crimes commited by illegal aliens, much like St. Nick’s list of Who’s Naughty and Who’s Nice, except on Michelle’s roster everybody is naughty, and rather than a lump of coal in their stocking, they get a taser to the scrotum from Herbie, the Misfit ICE agent.”
So what you’re saying is that Malkin is the Robot Santa of illegal immigrants.
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It’s a good thing those hunters came along when they did. I’m fairly certain this Cordova feller was gonna fatten up the youngster and EAT him. That’s what those illegals do, even the ones named Jesus.
And, Anntichrist S Coulter: “if everybody else can froth at the mouth at this time of year about invisible sky fairies…” I’m not frothing about the sky fairies, thank you very much. I have rabies. Mmmmm, sky fairies. nom nom nom…..
Whatever floats yer boat, hon.
But let’s not be eating teh chirrens just yet, shall we?
When the fit hits the shan, we’ll bbq teh yuppie scum first. Oh, sure, they’ll be stringy and tough, especially the cokehead super-achiever types, but they can always be fed to the dogs whilst we sort through the more tender types.
I do wonder what “the winter holidays” mean at the Malkin house? Isn’t househusband/enabler Jesse Malkin Jewish, at least by birth?
Gosh, if I only had their address, I could drive by and photograph their plastic Santas…
Should we be concerned that there hasn’t been a new entry posted here since November 24th?
I hope scott and s.z. are all right.
Clearly the illegal brown person was planning on eating the boy and had even built a fire in order to do so. Only the quick actions of some local hunters and La Migra help prevent this horrific tragedy.
Some “brave” local hunters. Always remember that people with guns are brave, the rest of us are Canadian.

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