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Thursday, September 29, 2011

Okay, Which One Of You Damn Muppets Knocked Up Jenna?

My bet’s on Mr. Snuffleupagus, but the jury is out. From Dependable Renegade.

Posted by scott on Saturday, June 2nd, 2007 at 12:08 pm.

4 Responses to “Okay, Which One Of You Damn Muppets Knocked Up Jenna?”

Hmm… teh Jenna is kinda puffy-lookin’. And that dress! What, was there a sale at “Maternity Wear, Tents, and Beyond!”? Not-Jenna looks kinda hideous, too. Not to mention Pickles [d'oh!]. Poor, poor Elmo!
I’d sure like to give them teh Big Bird, if you know what I mean, and I’m sure you do!
She’s not preggers, and if she was, she’d be in the hospital, “getting her appendix out”
Again. Cuz, you know, she’s not married and they’d never let her get to the “showing” stage…
Unless the “Daddy” was some multi-billion dollar heir. Preferably in his 90s.

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