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Friday, June 27, 2014

Bin Laden Sneers At Your Ma And Pa Kettle Movies

Over at Sadly, No!, Mr. Price is serving up a slice of Wingnut Cultural Criticism so rich and gooey it’ll make you sweat after one forkful. But as usual, our Lady of Superfluous Punctuation, Dinesh D’Souza, contributed above and beyond the call:
Are there any summer movies you’re looking forward to?
No. Maybe Hollywood is past its heyday, but can’t they at least make comedies as good as My Cousin Vinny? (Dinesh D’Souza)
Yes, if you believe that Osama Bin Laden was justified in giving America’s latte-sipping liberals an inflammatory wake-up call, then you’re sure to enjoy this heartwarming farce about two working class mooks from the Bluest city in the cobalt state of New York, who penetrate the Mason-Dixon line and outfox the dull-witted, banjo-strumming livestock molesters of the Old Confederacy.
“It’s a wholesome treat for the entire family!  I haven’t laughed so much since Deliverance!” — Lester Maddox
“I don’t get it.”  — George C. Wallace

“I didn’t see it.  I’m dead.” — Orville Faubus

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