We’ve been informed by a reliable scource (who we’ll call NotHoward Kurtz) that today is the natal anniversary of veteran Wo’C commenter heydave. Other people born on this auspicious day include:
Jennifer Aniston’s father, Mel Tillis’ daughter, liberator of South American Simon Bolivar, baseball great Barry Bonds, who acquired superpowers after a freak accident in a steroid lab, breast-possessing actress Lynda Carter, who’s performance as Wonder Woman remains the definitive interpretation of the character for men who were aged 10 to 34 in the years 1975 through 1979, Charles S Johnson, the distinguished sociologist and civil rights pioneer, who wrote the classic study, The Negro in Chicago (hmmm. Coincidence…?), and Michael Richards, actor, comedian and not-civil rights pioneer.
According to some internet horoscope site for people born on July 24th:
As we arrive fully in the Leo sun sign we see the emotional part of being on the Leo-Cancer cusp disappear, replaced with nervous energy in all phases of the persons life. They are up for the challenge. You wont see this person sitting in a rocking chair on the front porch. They are seeking all kinds new physical, social and most of all sexual experiences.
So you’ll see them having sex in a rocking chair on the front porch. Kids, they’re just “telling secrets.”
The ruling planet for today is Venus, along with the Sun, ruling planet for Leo, really turns up the heat in the kitchen.
So the insatiable July 24th’ers will be having sex in there too, I guess. Just don’t forget to check the burners for heat before you bend your partner over the stove. And have a happy birthday, Dave. Also enjoy our free gift to you; a photo of a live Fascist and a dead one, to symbolize the Circle of Life.
Posted by scott on July 24th, 2008
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