Lileks Has Just Been Replaced On The Web, As Well

Here’s a taste of Steve Don’t Eat it:

I knew I was in trouble as soon as I opened the jar, and heard no reassuring vacuum seal. I must admit that made me nervous, but what are the odds of a dusty jar of warm pig skin going bad, right?

Lifting the lid revealed a weird sour smell, something akin to mild vinegar and stale meat. I almost want to say it was like a freshly douched pork chop. But I won’t. Why? Because I’m a fucking gentleman.

As I attempted to fish out a “good one,” I couldn’t help notice the alarming skin texture. For all those times I wondered what it would be like to gnaw on my grandmother’s thigh, I was about to find out.

It’s like a cross between Lilek’s Gallery of Regrettable Food and a test of the Emergency Broadcast System.  Enjoy.

Posted by scott on Tuesday, May 8th, 2007 at 3:25 am.

7 Responses to “Lileks Has Just Been Replaced On The Web, As Well”

Great for dieters!

Left by BeginningToWonder on May 8th, 2007

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Damn it, scott! You made me lose my pig-tongues-in-beef-blood-sausage sammich! Now, I’ll have to make another one!

Left by Marq on May 8th, 2007

Steve is a strong man. Been a fan of his for ages. I think he’s run out of alarming food for SDEI tho.

Left by billy pilgrim on May 8th, 2007

Laughed so hard chocolate breast milk came out of my nose…….

Left by trashfire on May 8th, 2007

i LOVE The Sneeze. Steve’s da man.

Left by Uncle Mike on May 8th, 2007

Steve really needs to find a less pedantic hobby.

Left by heydave on May 9th, 2007

This website makes me feel weird in ways that I didn’t realize existed.

Left by Yule Brawl on May 10th, 2007