WorldNetDaily brings us word of the perfect Christmas present for next year for Ann Coulter and others of her ilk. (I mean people who deny all evidence of evolution — what kind of ilk were YOU thinking of?)
Anyway, it’s a board game disproving evolution, and it was co-designed by Kirk Cameron, the mostly forgotten actor who played “Mike” on “Growing Pains” — so you know it has to be good!
Here are the details:
Here’s more about the game sure to topple Monopoly from it’s money-grubbing throne from Ray Comfort, its other “intelligent” designer.
Anyway, it’s a board game disproving evolution, and it was co-designed by Kirk Cameron, the mostly forgotten actor who played “Mike” on “Growing Pains” — so you know it has to be good!
Here are the details:
“We are very excited about this game because it presents both sides of the creation evolution argument, and in doing so, shows that the contemporary theory of evolution is perhaps the greatest hoax of modern times,” said Cameron, who starred in the award-winning “Growing Pains” television series from 1985-1992.Per Kirk’s website store, the game is ”unique in that the playing pieces are small rubber brains and each team plays for ‘brain’ cards. Each player uses his or her brains to get more brains, and the team with the most brains wins.” So, it’s basically “Night of the Living Creationism,” except that while you may be competing with other lifeless, souless creatures, you probably don’t get to eat the brains that you collect.
Here’s more about the game sure to topple Monopoly from it’s money-grubbing throne from Ray Comfort, its other “intelligent” designer.
Yeah, if they were really scientific, they’d use much more positive language when discussing their theories!“The average person doesn’t know that the evolutionist lives by a blind faith in an unscientific theory (a theory that one scientist called a ‘fairy-tale for grown-ups’). Through the game we show the irrational nature of evolution, using their own beliefs and quotes. This explains why evolutionists have a special language, something we call ‘the language of speculation,’ where they use words like ‘We believe, perhaps, probably, maybe, could have …’ They can’t speak of their theory without it,” said Comfort.
“To believe in evolutionary ‘transitional forms’ is to hold to the belief that one species evolved into another. However, there is no scientific evidence of any species evolving into another – not in creation, nor in the ‘fossil record.’ Most people don’t know that.”If, in fact, evolution were the truth, there would have to be evidences of some sort of those transitions, such as a sheepdog, pupling, or bullfrog, the game’s promoters said.
Before you point out the existence of some fairly well-known animals to Kirk and Roy, I should probably note that, to then, a “sheepdog” is half dog, half sheep; a “bullfrog” is frog with a cow’s head, and a “pupling” is a golden sporting dog that retrives itself. But yeah, the fact that we don’t see cows morphing into frogs these days is clear proof that evolution is bunk!
And now for the most compelling evidence yet against evolution:
The logic of and support for evolution also was questioned in a stunt the two did for their television show, when they let “evolutionists hang themselves with their own words.”“We called eight airlines (on camera) and asked if they would let us bring a ‘relative’ on the plane. We said that he needed a wheelchair because he had problems with his feet, and after getting approval we told them the ‘relative’ was an orangutan,” Comfort said.Yes, if airlines won’t let you take an orangutan in the cabin of a passenger flight, then clearly evolution is a big fraud! Case closed! But what other harebrained stunts will Mike Seaver and his goofy sidekick “Boner” try in the next ep of “Way of the Master”? I can hardly wait to find out!
:::groooooaaaaaaannnnn:::
And no, that’s NOT a “good” groan.
Jeebus H. on a fucking cracker with a side of horseradish.
They are so fucking lame, they don’t even fucking understand the CONCEPT of actually DISPROVING ANY-FUCKING-THING!!!!!!!!
I bet that if you asked either one of them, these GENIUSES amongst the sheeple who ACTUALLY ***LISTEN*** to them — they couldn’t tell a hypothesis from a hole in the ground. Or, better yet, they couldn’t tell oozing brain fluid from the holes in their heads… IF, that is, there was anything TO ooze…
Excuse me, darlings, I have to go bang my head against a brick wall in order to try and distract myself from the imminent implosion from cognitive dissonance overload.
And no, that’s NOT a “good” groan.
Jeebus H. on a fucking cracker with a side of horseradish.
They are so fucking lame, they don’t even fucking understand the CONCEPT of actually DISPROVING ANY-FUCKING-THING!!!!!!!!
I bet that if you asked either one of them, these GENIUSES amongst the sheeple who ACTUALLY ***LISTEN*** to them — they couldn’t tell a hypothesis from a hole in the ground. Or, better yet, they couldn’t tell oozing brain fluid from the holes in their heads… IF, that is, there was anything TO ooze…
Excuse me, darlings, I have to go bang my head against a brick wall in order to try and distract myself from the imminent implosion from cognitive dissonance overload.
One concept in evolution that morons like Kirk Cameron seem not to grasp very well is that it isn’t a “conversion” process. In other words, they seem to think that when one species becomes another species, all of the original species becomes the new one, leaving no stragglers behind. In truth, often quite a bit of the original species is “left behind” for quite some time. The new species, which is often nearly indistinguishable from the original one, goes from being a small minority of the original to a majority over what seems to us to be a long period of time, but geologically is but a brief moment. This is why islands provide such good examples of evolution – when the population of a species is as small as it must be to survive island living, change can be more rapid than in can be on a large continent, a new species can replace an original one in not too many generations. Often, when reading creationists’ understandings of how this process works, I am left with the impression that they think that evolutionists think that this process occurs not over a number of generations, but within living, individual animals. If that was what evolutionists actually believed, they might have something of a point. As it is, they’re pointless/
they seem to think that when one species becomes another species, all of the original species becomes the new one, leaving no stragglers behind
Kind of a rapture theory of speciation, then.
Kind of a rapture theory of speciation, then.
First to note that the only folks these days ever seen “collecting brains” would be…well, zombies. How appropriate. Braaiiiins.
I share in Annti’s groan.
What IS it with Hollywood “has-beens” who never “were?” Willie Aames as Bibleman (oy gevalt), Ron Silver, Patricia Heaton, and now…this.
I share in Annti’s groan.
What IS it with Hollywood “has-beens” who never “were?” Willie Aames as Bibleman (oy gevalt), Ron Silver, Patricia Heaton, and now…this.
Marq crystallized their total misunderstanding of the theory. They think these tiny, fractional changes happen overnight when they actually take thousands of years, maybe more.
And the whole “it’s just a theory, isn’t it?” crap must be shout down at every available opportunity. Pick up a dictionary, you morons and look at the scientific application of the word. And then thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for gravity.
Linguini, anyone?
And the whole “it’s just a theory, isn’t it?” crap must be shout down at every available opportunity. Pick up a dictionary, you morons and look at the scientific application of the word. And then thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for gravity.
Linguini, anyone?
And Mark Seaver was a tool. No surprise the actor is, too.
I’m totally dissapointed! Where’s the creativity? Where’s the passion? These arguments are so stale you could build an outhouse with ‘em! They’ve been blown out of the water so many times they’re on permanent hover! Call me back when you’ve got something new to say, will ya? “I’m getting bored drivin’ up and down the same old strip…”
I think it’s nice that little Mike Seaver is still able to find work….
Didn’t Kirk the Jerk have an actress fired from the show for posing in “Playboy”?
Then they cast another actress he ended up dating and eventually marrying.
Then they cast another actress he ended up dating and eventually marrying.
I think the only thing that surprises me is that the airlines didn’t buy the Orangutan-Is-My-Relative story. I mean, I’m convinced.
Ann Coulter and others of her ilk
is that where the term “no use crying over spoiled ilk” came from?
is that where the term “no use crying over spoiled ilk” came from?
her ilk irks.
No bannana bonuses? I’m disappointed.
There was an anti-evolution letter in yesterday’s paper, and it was similarly well-argued. The author actually used the “if we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys” argument and signed her name to it and everything.
I like to think I’m a easy-going, laid-back, so I feel bad thinking things about these people like I do. It’s nothing bad, mind, it’s just frustrating as hell to see people so proud of being so willfully ignorant. It makes me wanna shake ‘em and holler “Look, you are too stupid to be having this convorsation, and by this point, you’re never gonna even try to learn. Go away” and that’s just not a nice thing to do at all.
There was an anti-evolution letter in yesterday’s paper, and it was similarly well-argued. The author actually used the “if we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys” argument and signed her name to it and everything.
I like to think I’m a easy-going, laid-back, so I feel bad thinking things about these people like I do. It’s nothing bad, mind, it’s just frustrating as hell to see people so proud of being so willfully ignorant. It makes me wanna shake ‘em and holler “Look, you are too stupid to be having this convorsation, and by this point, you’re never gonna even try to learn. Go away” and that’s just not a nice thing to do at all.
Excuse me…that last paragraph should start “I like to think I’m an easy-going, laid-back guy (or cat or dude or what have you)”…
Because, I’m not only an easy-going, laid-back guy, I’m also one who’d just smoked his afternoon herbal supplement, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
Because, I’m not only an easy-going, laid-back guy, I’m also one who’d just smoked his afternoon herbal supplement, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
Well, all signs, including this one, point to 2007 being as chock full of wingnut ignorance as 2006, so I believe S.Z. and Scott will have no lack of employment in the stupidity mines. Now if you could just find a way to get paid for all this righteous labor. Happy New Year, everyone!
“We called eight airlines (on camera) and asked if they would let us bring a ‘relative’ on the plane. We said that he needed a wheelchair because he had problems with his feet, and after getting approval we told them the ‘relative’ was an orangutan,” Comfort said.
I thought inbreeding was outlawed?
I thought inbreeding was outlawed?
Now if you could just find a way to get paid for all this righteous labor…
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Sync!
I remember once thinking that I would like to fuck Kirk Cameron. Now, I would like to blow his head off first.
Blow his head off before fucking him? um, necrophilia fantasies don’t do it for me.
I’d fuck him, if I thought it would have some positive influence on him*. Something tells me it’d just turn him into some self-loathing freak like Haggard. I don’t want to create one of those.
*which, if he was remotely sane, WOULD be the case. I hope.
I’d fuck him, if I thought it would have some positive influence on him*. Something tells me it’d just turn him into some self-loathing freak like Haggard. I don’t want to create one of those.
*which, if he was remotely sane, WOULD be the case. I hope.
This explains why evolutionists have a special language, something we call ‘the language of speculation,’ where they use words like ‘We believe, perhaps, probably, maybe, could have …’ They can’t speak of their theory without it,” said Comfort.
Wow, that’s some good argumenting. That and Kirk calling airlines about his orangutan seems a fitting way to end this year o’ crap. Happy New Year, everyone!
Wow, that’s some good argumenting. That and Kirk calling airlines about his orangutan seems a fitting way to end this year o’ crap. Happy New Year, everyone!
Why, if evolution were true, you’d expect there to be some kind of “lizard-bird” in the fossil record somewhere!
There is, Christopher. It’s called mAnn Coulter.
Happpppy New Year!
(And yes, the craven vampiric transsexual/omnisexual harpie yet lives, so yup, this year is prolly gonna suck, too, Nancy Pelosi notwithstanding.)
I just wish that one of you technical geniuses would pony-up with Cyborg Biggus Dickus’ “undisclosed location” on a really detailed map… THAT would be the PERFECT way to start the new year!
Happpppy New Year!
(And yes, the craven vampiric transsexual/omnisexual harpie yet lives, so yup, this year is prolly gonna suck, too, Nancy Pelosi notwithstanding.)
I just wish that one of you technical geniuses would pony-up with Cyborg Biggus Dickus’ “undisclosed location” on a really detailed map… THAT would be the PERFECT way to start the new year!
‘The one with the most brains over the period of the game wins’? How Evolutionary!
Remember the fish-with-legs fossil found last year in Canada? I want a bumper sticker of that for my car.
How on earth did we get to the point that we’re not only proud of being ignorant, but also that the ignorant have something to teach us? It seems to be predominantly, or even uniquely American, considering the number of other countries laughing at us.
Oh, and BTW: Happy, crappy new year!
Oh, and BTW: Happy, crappy new year!
Mndean: “Let’s not be too tough on our own ignorance. It’s the thing that makes America great. If America weren’t incomparably ignorant, how could we have tolerated the last eight years?-Frank Zappa
All kidding aside, I know how you feel. It’s a damn sad thing.
All kidding aside, I know how you feel. It’s a damn sad thing.
Well, I don’t know about you, but to me prank phone calls and practical jokes that don’t even rise to the level of “We’ve switched his regular coffee with Folger’s Crystals” seem like a really great replacement for scientific thinking. With those kind of standards, I can go back to school and get straight A’s, no problem.
Kathy – check out
http://www.trollart.com/
I didn’t look for bumper stickers, but he has posters, tee shirts, etc. Thanks, Pharyngula, for linking to him.
http://www.trollart.com/
I didn’t look for bumper stickers, but he has posters, tee shirts, etc. Thanks, Pharyngula, for linking to him.
Boyz–those of you debating lil’ Kirky’s fuckability–you’re welcome to him. I wouldn’t poke him with Ann Coulter’s dick. Or a ten-foot pole. Ick. Dad? Where’s that bottle of brain bleach?
scrub, scrub, scrub…
AIEEEE!!!! IT BUUUURRRRNNNNSSS!!1!
…scrub, scrub, scrub….
AIEEEE!!!! IT BUUUURRRRNNNNSSS!!1!
…scrub, scrub, scrub….
It’s not so much that I find him hot, Marq-he’s only moderately cute, compared to, say,the Italian guy on “Square Pegs”, or any of the “Lost Boys” not named Corey.
I’m just saying that IF fucking him would make him a better person, I’d be willing to do it.
I’m just saying that IF fucking him would make him a better person, I’d be willing to do it.
Leave us Eastern Europeans out of this.
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