- If you’re a Bush Administration appointee
charged with promoting abstinence and suppressing Third World
prostitution, you can spend $300 an hour to have “university professors,
legal secretaries, scientists, military officers” to come to your condo
and massage you, although it may later turn out, to your horror, that
they were whores. The solution? Switch to “Central American gals.”
That way you can still get your rubdown, without the danger that you’ll
be accused of unsavory congress wih the slutty John Phillips Newman
Chair in Psychoneuroimmunology.
- W. Mitt Romney’s favorite novel is “Battlefield Earth,” while his favorite book is the Bible. He doesn’t seem that crazy about the Book of Mormon, although it did barely crack his personal Top Ten, coming in just behind The NRA Guide to Varmint Management.
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