George W. Bush, Poloroid Swinger

Yesterday Sheri mentioned that NewsMax was giving away “The Case Against Barack Obama,” by Frodo Bagginses, presumably because turning trees into pulp, and then into wingnutty books, and then back into pulp as quickly as we can is mankind’s only hope of prevailing in our war against the Ents.

Well, our friend Kyle-Anne Shiver over at American Thinker (motto:  “America is like a toilet stall — it’s a good place to sit and think.  It’s also a good place for a Stick-Up™”) wants a piece of the action too.  She quotes from Frodo’s “Obama Timeline” which is sort of like the Obama Body Count, but emphasizes his abuse of power as a state senator, while downplaying his frequent killing sprees, and includes such incriminating items as:

March 19, 1996 – Obama wins Democratic state Senate primary, unopposed.

February, 1997 – Obama co-sponsors a bill that creates affordable local housing funds in order to subsidize private developers.

August 23, 2001 – Bill co-sponsored by Obama, giving special tax credits to donors to private developers of “affordable housing.”

and my favorite: May 21, 2003 – Obama votes for the Affordable Housing Planning and Appeal Act, creating demand for at least 7,000 new “affordable housing” units and letting private developers circumvent local ordinances.

You see, by creating “supply,” Obama also created “demand,” which is pretty presumptuous, because all those people living in appliance boxes and tents made from duct tape and discarded rain ponchos were perfectly content until Obama shouted “Yea” in a crowded state house and stampeded them.  But does he care about the death and destruction he’s left in the wake of his vote for a piece of legislation?

The poor citizens of Illinois are left paying the consequences of Obama’s power.  He’s off in Hawaii resting up for his Denver coronation.

In an effort to determine just how far this pretender is willing to go, Kyle-Anne hit the streets and rousted her usual stoolies:  Rooster.  Huggy Bear.  The Communist Party USA, which snitches that a “broad multiclass, multiracial movement is converging around Obama’s ‘Hope, change and unity’ campaign…”

It’s certainly no secret that America has a number of citizens who would prefer rule by a dictatorship of the new-and-improved rainbow proletariat, but that number has traditionally been a small fringe.  Obama seems to believe, however, that he will win the rest of us over.

Kyle-Anne’s not one to be fooled by a flim-flamming mulatto who sprays the proletariate with decorator colors and tries to pass them off as Skittles.  And I’ll be frank here, I too prefer a more bespoke dictatorship; the most I’ll tolerate is a herringbone tweed, or perhaps a small houndstooth check proletariate.

Since 2000, this nation’s citizenry has been bombarded in systematic fashion with polarizing tactics aimed at one person:  President George W. Bush.  And collaterally, at his party.  At the “religious right.”  At “hard-hearted” conservatives.  At anything and everything whatsoever traditional-American.

So pretty much everybody then.  Well I guess that’s what happens when you send your whole military overseas; the citizenry has to systematically bombard themselves.

Since polarizing the President went national, with the nearly complete assistance of the mainstream media, it broke through, rather quickly, to its counter-side and produced a sizeable backlash among large swaths of the American electorate. 

Which is why today, George W. Bush is more popular than Jesus!

Polarizing the President and his Christian faith quickly produced a determined opposition among those voters, which are a clear majority of our citizenry.

More than a majority, they constitute a clear 100% of 23% of the citizenry.  Statistics don’t lie!

The myriad sufferers of “Bush Derangement Syndrome” have been forced to contend with American common sense within a number of constituencies.

For instance, the Professional Association of Glaziers, Window-Tinters, and Presidential Polarizers.

Obama’s attempt to keep his campaign on the polarizing shtick, by constantly attempting to tie John McCain to George W. Bush, does not seem to be working with voters.

Because they love George W. Bush! 

If it were working as planned, then Obama would be leading in polls by double digits

Because people hate George W…wait a second…

If he had stayed in the predominantly local business of “organizing black folks” for long enough to develop real skill at actually solving problems, seeing firsthand what ideas worked to produce good results, then he might be able to run for President after, say 30 years, on the proving grounds of politics.

Picking a single bale of cotton does not qualify one to put on a tailcoat and work in the Mansion, son.

Posted by scott on August 14th, 2008