The World O' Crap Archive

Welcome to the Collected World O' Crap, a comprehensive library of posts from the original Salon Blog, and our successor site, (2006 to 2010).

Current posts can be found here.

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

She Puts The Pout In Poutrage

For those who still claim that “the fundamentals of the economy are strong,” I present the sad case of low-rent internet pundit Marie Jon, who recently dropped the delightfully perplexing apostrophe from the end of her surname in an effort to cut costs.  Granted, this superannuated piece of punctuation was grammatically incomprehensible, but its loss still leaves the world a poorer, if more easily pronounced, place.
But even stripped of her accent and forced to make ends meet by sitting silently on the dais at CPAC and Heritage Foundation panels and pretending to be Barbara Bach, Marie is still a soldier in the War of Ideas.  Today’s fightin’ notion:  Atheist reporters and philanthropic lapsed Jews who sneer at Sarah Palin’s faith do so at their peril, for she represents the Heartland, and every man and woman wandering around Appleby’s with an empty plate, looking for the salad bar, is Spartacus too.
As the “drive-by-media” continues to look at every aspect of Sarah Palin’s personal and religious life, they are digging themselves into a big hole, turning what they believe will cause her harm, to work for her good.
Marie may have lost her apostrophe, but she clearly hasn’t lost her unique way with words.  Or her supply of scare quotes.
The mass media and the Obama camp want to paint a ridiculous picture of Christians who refuse to embrace progressive liberal doctrine. Atheist George Sorosingratiates leftist denominations with his money. The teachings of the “Religious Left” have little to do with the Gospel of the Holy Bible.
I should have suspected that liberal Christians were in thrall to hedge fund managers and major corporations, because the last time I visited a leftist church, the pastor paused during his reading of Matthew 19:24 (“And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.”) to announce, “This sermon has been made possible by a grant from the Mobil Corporation.”
The National Council of Churches is unorthodox to say the least. Most of their churches promote homosexuality and abortion on demand.
Each confessional booth comes with its own glory hole.
Senator Obama attended such a church for twenty years, a church with no moral constraints. The congregation’s “faith” is fueled by angry, bigoted, anti-Semitic, anti-American, hate filled sermons.
I was once forced to sit through such a sermon, and I do not exaggerate when I say that its rhetoric filled me with outrage!  Until I realized that I’d wandered into the Alaskan Independence Party convention by mistake.
It is apparent that the prejudiced media wants us to believe that a mainstream denomination such as the Assemblies of God can be compared to the church of “God Damn America.” Pentecostals preach a traditional interpretation of the scriptures. There is no Marxist Black Liberation theology taught within their sanctuaries
Because there’s no blacks.  QED.
…nor any other quasi-political or racist dogma.
Except maybe that part about God using Palestinian suicide bombers to punish Jews for being mean to Jesus, but you gotta admit, they kinda had it coming.
The vicious attacks by the DNC towards the Republican female Vice-Presidential candidate are overwhelming, and speak volumes about the Obama campaign.
Fact-checking is a form of domestic abuse.
Their recent remarks more than smack of sexism.
They…punch of sexism?
Obama continues to get a pass from the agenda-driven media who worships at the altar of liberalism. Our nation, however, was founded upon Judeo-Christian beliefs.
Marie proves this by quoting from the Preamble to the Constitution, which doesn’t explicitly mention God or the Bible, but it doesn’t have to, because the Founders used an obviously Judeo-Christian font.
It is pathetic that CNN would go to the Assemblies of God Church with a team of reporters and cameras for skullduggery.
There’s nothing sneakier.  They’re like ninjas, those bastards, with their reporters and producers and sound guys with boom mikes and camera operators and cable wranglers and bright lights and satellite trucks…
Sarah Palin now attends the Wasilla Bible Church. Her church, as well as all other Protestant Evangelical churches, are strong supporters of the state of Israel.
Right up until the very instant that it’s scoured from the face of the earth by nuclear fire, thus opening the door to Jesus.  But that doesn’t mean they don’t care about saving Jewish souls in the meantime, by supporting the odd therapeutic bombing.
No doubt that this further disqualifies Palin in the eyes of these Marxists.
If you’d like to Read More About It, ask your librarian for these books: The Death Agony of Capitalism and the Tasks of the Fourth International by Contessa Brewer,  Imperialism, the Highest Stage of Capitalism by Joe Scarborough, and I Was a Communist for the FNCby Neil Cavuto.
Posted by scott on September 15th, 2008

No comments:

Post a Comment