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Tuesday, July 1, 2014

More That I Wanted to Know

Here’s a candid admission from our friend Dr.Mike S. Adams:
Just a few Fridays ago I got the good news about the addition of Sarah Palin to the 2008 Republican ticket. I was so excited I fired off a few rounds from my assault rifle …
“This is my rifle, this is my gun.
One is for masturbating with as I peruse moose-hunting weather girl porn, the other is for shooting any of my neighbors who might possibly be terrorists.”
You know, I have to assume that Dr. Mike knows how creepy he sounds, but just doesn’t care. Anyway, the rest of the article is supposed to be the party line about how “feminists” are big hypocrites because they don’t support Sarah Palin, a WOMAN, just because Palin opposes everything they believe in.  But Dr. Mike can’t resist veering off tangent to tattle on his colleagues in the sociology/criminology department (all apparently feminists) who don’t like the provost, and yet lack the balls to get their own Townhall column to complain about him.  Even if you happen to be the provost in question, I think you’ll find the column tedious and boring. 
So, read it if you want to, but I’m going to bed.

Posted by s.z. on Monday, September 22nd, 2008 at 2:51 am.

16 Responses to “More That I Wanted to Know”

Mike Adams has always been a humongous asshole, now he’s also getting to be one of the creepiest wingnuts around.
It makes wonder what the former Mrs. Dr. Mike found that motivated her to dump him sorry ass. I assumed that she finally read one of his columns, but now I’m thinking it’s something worse. So let’s try to guess:
A. Child pornography?
B. Instructions on how to make a pipe bomb?
C. A copy of “The Turner Diaries”(or something along those lines)
D. Compromising photos of him and Doug Giles?
E. A meth lab?
What do YOU think it could be?
:What do YOU think it could be?”
Closet Furry?
Cosplay Character: Greywolf Asspants.
photos of him and Doug in a meth lab.
Maybe “I’m sorry, baby, it won’t happen again, but you have to listen to me from now on” only goes so far. Seriously, I’ve known a lot of men that misogynistic and insecure, and their partners routinely “walk into doors”.
Shit, you think it was limited to one reason?
I was so excited I fired off a few rounds from my assault rifle …
Perhaps he was bragging, s.z.? You know how men like to brag about the size of their “guns”.
Probably just popped a few caps. Literally.
What do YOU think it could be?
She finally agreed to have sex with him.
Sure, it’s all fun and games until you wade through the pile of comments at Mikey’s site who really think he’s spot on.
Then you just want to put your own eye out.
He not only knows he’s creepy, but is aiming for creepy. He’s from a group on the right who gave up on respectability and acceptance from mainstream Americans a long time ago. He gave up on persuading people that he had a point. Now he wants to 1) disgust people who disagree with him and 2)impress other wingnuts with his ability to disgust people who disagree with him. It’s like Bluto Blutarsky doing his zit imitation, but less classy.
Now he wants to 1) disgust people who disagree with him and 2)impress other wingnuts with his ability to disgust people who disagree with him.
^^^^
Exactly! That’s indeed the name of the game. But Dr. Mike cannot pull it off the way Michelle Maglaland or Ann Coulter can, because they are just as creepy and disgusting, but their writing isn’t nearly as boring, so they aren’t nearly as “ignorable” as Dr. Mike
“I was so excited I fired off a few rounds from my assault rifle …”
I think Dr. Gladiator Movies is more of a derringer if you know what I mean.
Really? I was thinking he was more of a Nerf Gun.
And no, I don’t think it was ONE reason, Doghouse-I’m just wondering what the FINAL straw was.
The purpose of wingnut writings, from Mallard Foulmore to … Loadpants, seems to be to enrage Liberals as much as possible. If teh “Libs” hate it,it must be good. Case closed (for the WNs)
As for Dorctor Mike firing off an assault gun…where & when I wonder? Its illegal within most city limits to fire a gun even into the air. So did he drive out to the countryside and kill a few cows? Or maybe, just to enrage us “Libs”, he shot up a wind-farm. Yeah, that sounds like it.
A. Child pornography?
B. Instructions on how to make a pipe bomb?

Maybe it was a pornographic pipe-bomb-building manual. And he said it was for “research.”
actor212, that’s probably also the thing that split him and Doug up. I don’t think Adams could sexually satisfy anyone of any persuasion.
Well, except necrophiliacs. Maybe. There’s only one way to find out. (fingers crossed.)

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