Upholding a Family Tradition Today's papers are reporting that Florida Gov. Jeb Bush's son arrested.
Well, at least this time Jebby presumably had his clothes on, and wasn't caught doing the nasty with an under-aged girl. And at least he didn't break into the house of his former girlfriend in the middle of the night, argue with her father, and then come back to tear up the lawn in a fit of rage, like his brother George. And at least he didn't call Walgreens and say that he was "Dr. Noelle Scidmore" in an attempt to score some Xanax, like his sister Noelle. Okay, okay, as no doubt Grandma Bar will remind everyone, he's hardly the black sheep of the family, because at least he didn't order the invasion of Iraq under a false causa belli. 4:59:19 AM |
It's On the Move!The Dr. Laura one-woman show that we told you about previously has left Santa Barbara, and (much like how the Killer Shrews escaped from the lab and soon took over the whole island) is heading north next week. Here's part of an interview Dr. Laura gave to the Walnut Creek paper. I'm guessing that her "transition" was menopause -- but I don't know why we'd want to know about it. And I'd make a joke about how Dr. Laura's bout of anorexia was nothing compared to her mother's, but that would be in poor taste. However, I had no idea that her husband nearly died of sudden death -- I'm guessing that this may have been caused by them going through their pockets for a meal. (Kids, remember that coins, combs, condoms, and buttons are NOT edible, although lint, lipstick, and old cough drops can be eaten if you're really desperate, as Dr. Laura apparently was.)
Yeah, be VERY wary, because it's possible you still might be trapped into watching it.
Personally, after seeing those nude photos, I already know WAY more about her than I want.
Imagine that!
Yes, we just think she's mean because we're irresponsible, whiny, lazy, slutty, failures, and can't face up to the fact that we're unfit parents, moral degenerates, and terrible people whom God hates.
It's nice that she is so close to people whom she considers to be "biological errors" and "defective.". However, I wonder if the errors consider her to be their dearest friend in return.
Being joined at the hip with Dr. Laura is one of the circles of hell that Dante considered too horrible to write about.
Yes, if you have the misconception that she's just basically just Dr. Phil with more hair and a less noticeable mustache, your jaw will drop in astonishment when you see just how appalling she really is.
And I think that explains why America is so screwed up.
If you've seen the nude photos, then at this point you will be kind of grossed out.
Yes, Dr. Laura is America's Mommie Dearest, who sometimes has to slap us to get us to stop using wire hangers.
Yeah, if I were a venture, I'd try to hide from her too. Anyway, Dr. Laura is doing everything she can to plug her production, including appearing on Scarborough Country. Here's part of what she told Joe Scar.
Well, since she has broken up with God (and He reportedly filed a restraining order against her), it's good that she has those dear gay friends to hang out with, because otherwise she'd be really pathetic.
Actually, they only go upstream to spawn ... and when you add that thought to the comment about her "ferocious desire" AND the naked photos, it can serve as a natural appetite suppressant.
I am shocked, SHOCKED to learn this!
Yes, people just say mean things about Dr. Laura because they are against goodness and truth. Oh, and because they're jealous of her.
Yes, by the time they get a bathroom break, people are going to believe that she actually IS nicer than Charles Manson. And because of this one-woman show, Dr. Laura is going to replace Katie Couric as America's sweetheart. (Oh, and although cards are passed out to the audience before the intermission, there's no truth to the rumor that they have to use them to write notes to Condi Rice, asking her if it's possible that they think they need a bathroom break.) 4:37:10 AM |
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