A Townhall Emmy Wrap-UpMegan Basham, Townhall's movie reviewer, offered us her Emmy Predictions; they are based on the premise that all members of the Academy are PC-loving, God-hating commies who do whatever they can to spite the decent Americans who read Townhall. And since the Emmy winners have now been announced, let's see how well she did at prognosticating.
Yes, what makes a great drama is a manly hero inflicting pain on "captured terrorists," such as the Gitmo detainees. Sure, the squeamish may find watching people being tortured not all that entertaining, but it's not like Islamo-fascists are actually people.
That's always the way it is. I bet Deuce Bigalo 2 gets slighted at the Oscars for the same reason: for being too real for the suits to handle.
I guess Megan doesn't get that the plane crash that set everything in motion was a thinly-disguised criticism of Ronald Reagan. She also missed all the implied homo-erotic action taking place between the bad boy and the doctor. Ha ha, just kidding! Except about the implied homo-erotic action, of course.
It does??? Believing that the island brought those people together for a reason (and is trying to keep them there, and that it wants them to open that ominous hatchway) is a religion now?
Sadly, "Lost" not only won "Outstanding Drama Series," but also the award for Outstanding Directing in a drama. So, I guess the people who voted for "West Wing" in previous years are all dead now.
Yes, it has all those reprehensible acts and the nudity and foul language going for it, and yet it didn't win. Do you think that there could be something wrong with Megan's predictive model?
Yeah, Keifer is actually fighting terrorism in his spare time, and the Academy really hates that, which is why he didn't win.
Because if the tense secret torturer of Islamo-fascists can't win, the rules say that the award should go by default to the next most politically-incorrect character.
Actually, it's not -- see for instance last week's ep, which offered up the idea that every life, even that of a convicted killer, has value, and that when weighing punishment, societal and environmental factors are as worthy of consideration as an organic disorder.
And the winner was ... James Spader, from "Boston Legal." I don't watch the show, but since it's on network TV, I doubt it features much nudity or foul language (and hardly any corpse-eating pigs). However, since I think James Spader plays a lawyer, I guess his character could be engaging in every other kind of reprehensible behavior (except eating corpses).
The winner was Patricia Arquette, from "Medium." Megan is now zero for three.
Well, if one were a reviewer for Townhall, I guess one could not love the mockery of uptight fundamentalist Christians, the japes at the handling of the war on terror, etc.
Okay, she got one right.
Tony Shalhoub got the award for his portrayal of obsessive-compulsive, neurotic title character in "Monk." He wasn't playing himself, as far as I know.
I guess the Academy didn't get the memo ordering them to vote against marriage, motherhood, and apple pie -- because Felicity Hoffman won.
Actually, every urban single suspects that the typical suburban housewife is the Nancy Reagan-eque character played by Jessica Walters on "Arrested Development," while the typical Bush voter is her amoral husband (played by Jeffery Tambour), a Ken Lay-eque businessman whose financial shenanigans included trading with Saddam Hussein. And that's why neither of them won, I guess.
"The Daily Show" did win -- I guess the Academy did get the memo about how the agenda should come before humor when it was time to cast their votes for Best Variety Show. So, Megan ended up correctly predicting two winners out of seven -- proof that Hollywood hates conservatives, the flag, and everything that is good and decent. Join us next time when Megan predicts that Revenge of the Sith will win Best Picture because it bashes Bush. 3:46:08 AM |
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