Sorry About the Interruption in Service
Well, the rumors of my death are slightly exaggerated. In fact, I was feeling almost okay again, but then I watched the presidential press conference, and now I feel weak and light-headed again. (I only watched because I thought Jeff Gannon would be there to ask the President, "Since the Democrats won't give your very qualified judicial nominees an up-or-down vote, refuse to support your brilliant plan to save Social Security by investing the funds in magic bean futures, and keep picking on John Bolton, a guy who gets things done, don't you agree that they have sinned against God, country, and king, and therefore we should, like Jesus said, invade their blue states, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity?")
But thanks, everyone, for the kind words and expressions of concern -- you folks are the best! (Even better than my new best friends, with whom I have spent the past three days: Judge Amy, Perry Mason, Matlock, and Ben Stone).
It's great to be back, but I need to take a break now and watch more TV (it keeps me from thinking about how crummy I feel, and yet requires no effort whatsoever -- it would be the perfect sick time activity, if it didn't leave me feeling kind of dirty). But I'll return later with News You can Use (probably something light and easy -- like a Swank o' the Day, or a report on the President's new plan to save Social Security: No Baby Boomers Left Alive).
Thanks again for your continued support. When I get my own syndicated daytime TV show, I'll buy you each a new car. I promise!
7:55:51 PM
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