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Trying for the Global TitleYes, it seems that Meghan wasn't leading us on when she alluded to her "delicate condition" two weeks ago -- TBogg has the whole story. And it also seems that Mr. Gurdon has ordered Meghan to homeschool young Lima and Persimmon, presumably because homeschooling is what all the other stay-at-home conservative, religious mothers are doing (and because with a new baby AND a mistress, he has to cut expensess somewhere, and private schools aren't cheap in D.C.). Anyway, as Mr. Bogg cautions, it's too soon to be thinking of baby names for the littlest Gurdonette. However, it's NOT too soon to be thinking of names not to inflict on the kid, so we want to direct Meghan toiVillage's list of least favorite baby names. For girls, here are the current top five: Bertha and Gertrude do seem to lack that lilting quality one usually looks for when naming a baby girl, while the other names have presumably fallen out of favor just because they were a little too popular in recent days (and some of those Madisons and Ashleys are real brats, leading to a backlash against the names). The least favorite names for boys are: But these are all good, solid, traditional names, which makes their current lack of favor puzzling. Do YOU have any ideas about why the names Dick and George are so unpopular these days ... ? 4:53:14 AM |
'Faith Under Fire': Shopping Malls Refuse to Commercialize Christian HolidayJust when you thougth we had gotten beyond the horror of the "Happy Holidays massacre on Christmas, WorldNetDaily reveals the latest assault on religion:
The rest of the story is lifted from this Palm Beach Post story about how, in an effort to be more religiously "neutral," three malls in the area call their seasonal rodents "the Garden Bunny," "Baxter the Bunny," and "Peter Rabbit." However, two other malls have traditional Easter Bunnies (while the sixth shopping center is varmint-free). We can only hope that Bill O'Reilly, the guy who saved Christmas, gets right on this and starts organizing boycotts of those businesses who refuse to acknowledge our traditional Christian faith -- because their refusal to help commercialize Easter by using the appropriated symbol of an Anglo-Saxon fertility goddess aids the terrorists, and makes the baby Jesus cry. (BTW, I hear that the righteous now refer to the holiday as "Resurrection Day" so they don't have to reference the name of that slut Eastre. And they have adopted the sheep as their holiday symbol as a replacement for the rabbit, since the bunny was Eastre's consort, and is also known for being, well, randy.) But to aid in the effort to keep the Easter season Christian, here's an idea from DLTK's Bible Recipes:
And then one of the kids betrayed Mom -- and that was the last snack any of them ever got. Oh, and here's an idea from Danielle's Place:
Did anyone get crucified this week? If so, can you share it with us?
We use white Sandy Candy to symbolize Jesus' prayer, and green to symbolize the garden of Gethsemene. Then pass out the red candy:
I bet Oriental Trading Company makes little ears that would be even more effective in helping us remember this part of the story. Yeah, we could put some fake blood on the ears, and put one in our cross frame -- what a great memory aid that would be! Oh, then we use orange Sandy Candy to stand for the cock that crowed after Peer denied Christ, purple to stand for the high priest and Pilate, black to stand for the whip, gold to stand for the Pilate putting up a sign identifiying Jesus as the King of the Jews -- and so on, until we get to white again, which this times stands for a "very special angel" -- possibly Roma Downey. But the important thing is that the colors are supposed to remind us of the Jesus' busy week. But hey, the cross in the picture has brown, blue, and pink sand, which weren't in our story! I wonder whose life it represents (maybe one of the children who was crucified during show and tell). Anyway, kids, if you shake your cross, then you get greyish-colored Sandy Candy, which will stand for how Christianity is being assaulted by secularists who won't allow Easter Bunnies in malls -- but will still probably taste okay, assuming that Sandy Candy is edible in the first place. 1:45:46 AM |
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