June 27, 2006 by scott

Billy, Have You Ever Been in a Turkish Prison?

RUSH LIMBAUGH DETAINED AT AIRPORT

A Customs inspector going through the baggage of conservative radio show host Rush Limbaugh on Monday afternoon found 29 small blue tablets — a supply of the impotence drug Viagra.

Isn’t swallowing a condom full of erectile dysfunction pills kind of redundant?

Limbaugh, 55, arrived on a private plane at Palm Beach International Airport from the Dominican Republic

Popular national destinations for sex tourists include Dominican Republic, Costa Rica, Cuba, and several countries in Southeast Asia, including India, Thailand, and Cambodia.

s.z. adds:  If Scott is right, and Rusty did go to the Dominican Republic for a sex tour, how sad is it that he came home with 29 pills left unused? 

Last month, Limbaugh cut a deal with prosecutors that would dismiss the prescription fraud charges in 18 months if he continued treatment for his painkiller addiction, submitted to random drug tests, and did not own a gun.

Well…he was obviously allowed to keep his love gun. 

He did not, however, have to admit guilt.

Because havin’ a Love Gun means never having to say you’re sorry.

I’m a sex shooter
shootin love in your direction
I’m a sex shooter
come on play with my affections
come on kiss the gun

Posted by scott on Tuesday, June 27th, 2006 at 12:24 am.

Oh, this news story just warms my heart and delights me in so many ways, I just can’t tell you!

Left by maryc on June 27th, 2006

I think I just threw up in my mouth.

Left by Socraticsilence on June 27th, 2006

I think I just threw up in my mouth.
Then my work here is done.

Left by scott on June 27th, 2006

Kos told him to do it.

Left by Kip W on June 27th, 2006

And here I thought I was the only one who remembered Appalonia 6!

Left by hamletta on June 28th, 2006

s.z. adds: If Scott is right, and Rusty did go to the Dominican Republic for a sex tour, how sad is it that he came home with 29 pills left unused?
Cmon, Sherri! You’re indulging in the soft bigotry of low expectations!

Left by actor212 on June 28th, 2006

Evidently once-a-weekend is all Rush is, um, “up” for. Even with a little help from Pfizer…

Left by Mrs. Tarquin Biscuitbarrel on June 28th, 2006

I laughed. I creied. It became a part of me. You’re a really good writer–I’m jealous. Seriously, thanks for the laugh.

Left by rraven on October 1st, 2006