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Friday, January 28, 2011

May 30, 2006 by scott

We pause and bow our heads in respect for s.z.’s computer, which has died again. Unfortunately, its predecessor seems disinclined to come out of retirement for one last job, thereby violating Action Movie Law, so posting may be a bit spotty this week.

13 Responses to “Poor Judd is Dead…”

And it only had two weeks until retirement.
At least the computer’s down and not you. We always worry when you don’t post for a while.
Yeah, smoke coming out of the keyboard is not a good sign. Here’s hoping that Judd’s successor can take the heat!
That just sucks. Can we pass the hat to help out with replacement costs?
After all, a day without Swank is a day without sunshine.
Maybe if you take the brown M&Ms out of the bowl, it’ll stop throwing a hissyfit and make one last comeback…
I too was concerned that the lack of posting implied health problems or a kitten tragedy. Relieved to find out it’s just the computer.
Phew! No humans or animals were harmed during WO’C's hiatus! Just the computer!
Do you have any Teenagers-in-Residence to serve as techies? I find that TIRs do a fine job if I disregard all of the eye-rolling and deep sighs at my ignorance.
On second thought, you’re better off hiring a grownup.
I have a Macintosh laptop you are welcome to. Its 3 years old. We recenlty wiped the drive and reloaded the original software. Meanwhile I bought a new Mac.
Just email me and I’ll send it to you.
Regards, Kathy
Sweetie, I can set you up with a new Mac system with my generous employee discount. Just say the word — maybe I’ll deliver it in person! :-)
Next to Ashley, your Judd’s the most necessary one in the world. Please let us know if you need help cloning it, with or without clothes.
I wave my official Wo’C coffee mug in your direction right now and echo the sentiment: let me know how I can help. Hell, I’m in the mood after subsidizing Roto-rooter again just yesterday. :)
Jeez, what do you do to these poor ‘puters anyway? Did you ever think that perhaps subjecting them to the worst of Wingnuttia and Right Blogistan every day cannot be good for them? For that matter, it’s probably not good for you. But don’t stop–We need you to read them over there so we don’t have to read them over here…

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