'SPECIAL ALERT! NBC to mock the Crucifixion of Christ'This very special alert comes to us from Don Wildmon and the American Family Association (emphasis in the original).
"Cruci-fixin's"! I can't believe the nerve of those blasphemous bastards at NBC! And I bet I know just what kind of recipes the tarty Britney will be fixing too: sacrilegious treats such as Easter Rolls, in which Jesus is represented by a marshmallow, and his body is cremated inside a crescent roll.
God the Father is crust?!? Jesus is Wonder Bread?!? And the Holy Spirit is peanut butter? This is a perversion of everything I hold dear -- help, help, I'm being persecuted! Don admonishes us to (a) send an angry email to the chairman of NBC, complaining about how our religion is being mocked ("NBC does not treat Jews, Muslins or other religions with such disrespect. Yet the network demonstrates a deep of hostility toward followers of Christ"); (b) demand that our NBC affiliate not air this episode, and (c) print a copy of Don's petition which demands that the episode not be aired, and make our fellow church members sign it during Sunday School class. But I don't think that goes far enough -- what about those websites where I found these sacreligious recipes? Don, you said that if I felt your efforts are worthy, I should make a small donation to help you in your fight against "Cruci-fixin's." Here's my offer: if you will extend your efforts to a battle against Easter Rolls, Easter Sandwiches, Jesus Merengue Cookies (you leave Jesus in the oven over night in this one), and "Resurrection Cake" (in which Golgotha, the place where our Lord was crucified, becomes a delicious chocolate cake). then I'll consider sending you some money. 7:17:27 PM |
NEWS FLASH: Drudge Lied!
While Kerry obviously misspoke, Drudge gets points only for truthiness. First, the Census Press Release that Drudge cites isn't all that recent -- it's actually from June 2004, even if he did access it today. And second, 85.9 percent of Americans aged 20-24 are NOT high school graduates. Rather, they have "completed high school either by earning a traditional diploma or by alternate means such as an equivalency test."
And even when you're talking about high school completion rather than graduation, the most recent NCES available (apparently they stopped keeping track of this kind of stuff after President Bush took office) indicates that only 64.1 percent of Hispanics aged 18-24 qualify. Maybe something that somebody should be concerned about? NCES stats also indicate that kids whose family incomes fall into the lowest 20 percent were "six times as likely as their peers from families in the top 20 percent of the income distribution to drop out of high school." Will training more math and science teachers be the big fix for their educational difficulities? So, despite his erroneous claim, Kerry's over all point (that President Bush's initiatives won't do anything for many poor families in this country) remains valid. 2:22:56 PM |
Judging a Man By the Content of His CharacterAs a nice tribute to Coretta Scott King, Michelle Malkin brings us "MORE ON THE CONSERVATIVES=RACISTS STUDY" (you know, the "Washington Post's smelly little article on an unpublished study purporting to associate conservative support for President Bush with bias against blacks").
Republicans are the real victims of racism in America, in that blacks are so hateful to them that they have no choice but to vote for George Bush.
I think that what Dafydd is trying to say is that it isn't racism if blacks really are intellectually, morally, and esthetically inferior to whites.
Sure, after the way that blacks keep suicide bombing GOP headquarters, you couldn't expect Republicans to associate any "positive concepts" with Antwan, Condi, and Clarence.
Being prejudiced against blacks is the only rational reaction to how mean and nasty they are. In fact, only delusional people don't hate African-Americans..
See, even black Republicans hate black people, so it must be okay to be prejudiced against an entire race. In my opinion, we need to pass some Civil Rights laws in order to protect Republicans from all the abuse they have had to take from black people for the last 150 years or so. And I don't think that we can say that Republicans will have achieved full equality in this nation until there are as many Republican presidents as there have been black ones. 1:49:22 AM |
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