Today's Town Hall Columns The good news: it's a light load, due to the weekend. Better news: the pieces are fully of juicy conservative goofiness. Neil's business and economics expertise (plus the fact that his friend Tom is uncharacteristically buying nice presents for his family this year) allows Neil to predict that holiday spending will be up 8-9% over last year's. Of course, if Tom is just having an affair, then forget everything Neil said. Robert Novak Poor Dana Rohrabacher was misled by the Republican leadership, who promised him that if he would just vote for the Medicare bill, hospitals would report illegal aliens to Immigration authorities. Hey, if you can't trust the Republican Leadership to report ailing aliens to the Border Patrol, who CAN you trust to be hearless and cruel?
President Bush's visit to Iraq was necessary to boost troop morale (brought down by the lying press, which says that things aren't going well), and to keep the the evil-doers from thinking they are winning this war (which they do, thanks to the lying press and the whining liberals). Sadly, however, the Democratic presidential hopefuls are traitors, and spoiled everything by saying mean things about the President's holiday surprise.
So, see! Howard Dean is demeaning the deaths of patriots, and John Kerry (who should know better) is saying that soldiers shouldn't be left in the middle of an insurgency to be targets, even though they are a lot safer in Iraq than they would be if undergoing stateside training. Another reason Town Hall is such a valuable resource. 3:40:26 AM |
And here's a new trend we approve of: Just Saying No to the Dating Industry
So, in honor of this trend of not trying to get married, tomorrow's "Review of a Book I Haven't Read" will be John T. Malloy's Why Men Marry Some Women and Not Others: The Fascinating Research That Can Land You the Husband of Your Dreams. 2:58:10 AM |
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