October 28, 2003 by s.z.

And finally, a few snippets from The Hate-Religion Party by Lowell Pont: THE MOST IMPORTANT RELIGIOUS HOLIDAY celebrated in our public schools happens this Friday.  It is neither Christmas nor Passover, both effectively banished from government institutions in the name of the “Separation of Church and State.”  But this one religious holiday of Europe’s pagan witchcraft religions, Halloween, is honored with extensive ritual artwork, free sweets and widespread approval in our socialist schools.  This religious holiday seems mysteriously exempt from criticism or attack by the American Civil Liberties Union. . . .Among the ruling elite that controls the Democratic Party, the rejection of God and indeed all religious belief is dramatic.  At the 1992 Democratic National Convention that nominated Bill Clinton its candidate for President, “60 percent of first-time white delegates…either claimed no attachment to religion or displayed the minimal attachment by attending worship services ‘a few times a year’ or less.”  Thus write Louis Bolce and Gerald De Maio, Political Science professors at Baruch College, City University of New Yor . . .Could it be that we now have three major political parties in the United States – the Republican Party, the waning Democratic Party and its evil usurper the Demoncratic Party, whose adherents literally want America to jettison its traditional allegiance to a Judeo-Christian Deity, being ruled de facto by the minions of hell, demons? David Limbaugh's book is quoted to show the terrible persecution that the secularists Demoncrats visit on the righteous fundementalist Christian Republicans, whose priest-king is George Bush.  Naturally, the evil priestess of the Demoncrats is identified as Hillary Clinton.  She urged the Postal Service to stop printing the traditional Madonna and Child stamp for Christmas.  "According to one FBI agent who worked in the Clinton White House, she decorated her own upstairs Christmas tree with sex and drug paraphernalia such as hypodermic needles, sex toys and condoms in a way presumably intended to mock Christianity."  She kidnapped babies, sacrified them on an altar to Ba'al, and then drank their blood. Her consort Bill, who "ordered the military to introduce pagan Wiccan chaplains into our armed forces" does her unholy bidding.  "Such are the people now in control of the Democratic Party."  And the legend goes that if, at the stroke of midnight on Halloween night, you look into a mirror and say "Hillary Clinton" five times, she will appear, make you read her book, and DESTROY YOUR SOUL!  And then tax your wealth to fund her plan to turn your children into secularists who either worship Satan, multiculturalism, or nothing--that part is still not too clear.  But it is chillingly clear that they will read the NY Times and listen to NPR!  Beware, beware! 5:32:06 AM     comment [] Another item: Is O'Reilly a Cry Baby? The hits just keep on coming.  Am, I, your humble correspondent, a cry baby? Well, IS he?  Sure, Liz Smith says he is, but be careful how you answer or you'll make him cry. 3:25:13 AM     comment [] A few things which caught our eye: First, from an NRO story (Davis is to Carter...As Arnold is to Reagan?) about why Arnold might be another Reagan: In contrast to Davis's inertia, Schwarzenegger, like Reagan, can't wait to confront daunting problems, saying recently to the Sacramento press corps that he wants "action, action, action."  As Scott pointed out, Schwarzenegger may indeed be Action Governor! (as seen in popular movies like The Last Action Hero), but his track record indicates the kind of action he wants isn't more budget paring and bill signing, but instead the kind of action traditionally sought by horny men in Vegas for a trade convention. 3:21:38 AM     comment [] More Shocking, Libelous Scenes from THE REAGANS! I want to thank WorldNetDaily for alerting me to the fact that the boycotting of CBS for allegedly including some unflattering bits in their miniseries about the Reagans has begun (Boycott Launched of CBS' 'Reagans'):  A former chief of staff to a U.S. congressman [has teamed with colleagues to set up a website urging television viewers not to watch the two-part series and boycott its advertisers for 30 days during the peak of the holiday shopping season. This time, Hollywood has gone too far," said Mike Paranzino  [snip] Paranzino told WorldNetDaily he realizes boycotts of networks usually have little impact, and so he intentionally narrowed his effort. "It's designed to say you can watch 'Everybody Love's Raymond,'" the popular CBS show, he said, "but you can defeat the left here simply by not watching this series and making the network and its sponsors pay a price." Wow, defeat the left while still being able to watch "Everybody Loves Raymond"!  It's a dream come true. But it seems that  people are signing up for even more radical boycotting.  Per Paranzino: One man said he will "never watch CBS again because of their intention to broadcast the Reagan smear movie." Another said: "I will boycott everyone and everything associated with this disgrace." Well, I will go one better and boycott everyone who WATCHES this miniseries, plus their friends, relatives, and pets.  I will also boycott everything associated with this show, such as saying bad things about AIDs victims, slapping children, nude acceptance of Republican presidential nominations, and declaring oneself the antichrist.  I will also boycott all Star Wars movies, except the good ones. So let's visit Paranzino's boycott site BoycottCBS.com: There is only one way to put the Hollywood Left in their place--cost them money. By taking the four simple steps outlined below, you will help ensure that no one in Hollywood or at the TV networks ever so blatantly tries to smear conservatives again. I think the most blatant smearing of the conservative movement is being done by a few morally repugnant people who say they belong to it.  So, if I can help ensure that no one in Hollywood or the Fox News Channel ever lets them on the air again, I'm ready to hear about the four steps. The pledge: Boycott the Reagan Smear, and boycott Reagan Smear advertisers for 30 days after the show.  I pledge allegiance to the boycott of the Reagan Smear, and the wacky conservative paranoia for which it stands; one group of people with too much time on their hands, under Nancy, with attempted intimidation of leftist advertisers and hate mail for all. By following these four simple steps, you can make history, and Tear Down the Wall of Left-wing hate speech. STEP ONE.  Join the battle by signing up for our email alert that will tell you which companies advertise on the CBS series. [snip] By signing up on our list, you also allow us to report to advertisers, IN ADVANCE of the show, how many fed-up Americans will punish them at the check-out counter for supporting this trash TV. ***Simply send an email to Reagan@boycottCBS.com, and you'll be standing up to Barbra Streisand, her cronies at CBS, and those companies that are financing this garbage. And you'll also be telling Hillary Clinton that don't like pushy, uppity women whose husbands got more action in one term than you EVER will!  Plus, by joining Paranzino's email list you'll let Stalin know that you disapprove of his economic policies, and will send the message to Hitler that you're glad he's dead!  So sign up now, using a multitude of email accounts, to make us look like a force to be reckoned with! STEP TWO--Email your friends, and urge them to join our campaign.  This is entirely a grass-roots effort; there is no fancy budget behind it.  The power of email and the Web is all we have, and all we need, to humble Hateful Hollywood.  Yes, a couple hundred people threatening to stop buying Budweiser beer and Fibercon laxative for a month will humble Hateful Hollywood, and help hurt horrible hacks who harm Ronnie and hump happy hookers.  Or something. STEP THREE--Watch one of the other TV networks during the Reagan Smear mini-series.  This series is scheduled to air during the all-important time in television known as Sweeps Weeks.  [snip] Also, if you happen to know anyone who keeps track of the TV shows they watch for Neilson ratings or other TV rating systems, ASK THEM NOT TO WATCH THE ANTI-REAGAN SMEAR.    Hmm, so to teach CBS a lesson about airing a miniseries which we hear isn't properly reverential towards Ronald Reagan, we should try to ruin it by steering its advertisers to other networks, and driving down its ad revenues by manipulating its Neilson ratings.  That sounds pretty ruthless and vindictive to me.  Ronnie would be so proud!  But each time I see the phrase "Anti-Reagan Smear" I think of a medical test similar to a Pap smear, but used to detect the Reagan antibodies which cause those exposed to an overdose of Reagan nostalgia to fight off all evidence of his deleterious effects to the country by going blind, deaf, and stupid.  Yes, Reaganitis is a social disease, but it can be detected and cured through early testing -- get an annual Anti-Reagan Smear as part of your regular physical exam.    STEP FOUR--After the show, use the final email we will ever send you to remind advertisers that they will pay a price for sticking their finger in your eye and purposefully funding an attack on your beliefs.  Well, I approve of reminding advertisers they will pay for sticking their finger in my eye (and even worse, for sticking a finger down my throat and gagging me with all those Carl's Jr. ads featuring people who chew with their mouths open), but shouldn't we expand this program and go after all the advertisers who funded news programs in the '80s which attacked our belief in the divinity of Ronnie by telling us about him?  Somebody do some research and get back to us on just who advertised on the network news shows back then. It will take less than 10 minutes, but will send a signal heard 'round the world.  THAT'S IT!  The easiest boycott ever.  Well, except if, say, your blood pressure pills are advertised on the mini-series and you can't purchase any for a month, and you have a stroke and die.  But I'm sure Ronnie would appreciate your sacrifice, assuming he was cognizant of any of this and cared about it at all.  And anyway, the plan really seem to be aimed at hurting at CBS by intimidating its advertisers rather than actually boycotting the advertisers, so I guess you could buy the stuff advertised as long as you wore a disguise while doing so. Simply put, if the ratings for the Reagan Smear fall short, costing CBS tens of millions of dollars in lost revenue due to its key Sweeps Weeks time segment, EVERY NETWORK will think twice next time before signing up liberals like Barbra Streisand's husband to attack a great American family who restored our nation after the sorry malaise of the Jimmy Carter years. Yes, with your help, we can ensure that liberals married to Barbra Streisand never work again!  And we can prevent the media from ever again saying something we don't like about beloved actor Presidents and the wasp women who love them.  And we can also stop Jimmy Carter from building any more houses for poor people--for after this boycott, we will RULE THE WORLD! 3:01:52 AM