The elites think so! They're saying bad things about you behind your back -- you should probably kill them!
Meet the elites. They think patriotism is stupid. They think churchgoing is stupid. They think flag-flying is stupid. They think broccoli isn't icky. They despise families with more than two children -- while patriotic populists like Ann Coulter think that children are great, but just shouldn't be allowed in places where she hangs out, like Aspen or Vail.
The elites were GLAD when it came out that Rush Limbaugh is a racist with a drug problem. The elites REJOICED when the Fair and Balanced Fox News lawsuit against Al Franken's publisher was deemed "entirely without merit." They were dancing in the streets when the news about Carl Rove having offed political opponent Judge Crater came out. The elites are just having too much fun, damn them!
The elites are trying to run your life. They think you're too stupid to dynamite fish safely, and so they banned it. They are the ones who made it illegal to use plastic grocery bags as toys. And while they thought it was perfectly fine for Clinton to do nasty, lascivious things with hotsy-totsy Monica in the oval office, let Arnie grope a few dozen unwilling breasts and suddenly they're the Fondle Police!
They are sure that where we live -- anywhere but near or in a few major cities -- is an insipid cultural wasteland. Well, actually we personally live in NYC and vacation in the Hamptons, but we LIKE insipid cultural wastelands, as opposed to THEM!
They think your SUV is evil. They call it "Christine," and say that it's possessed. They want you to have to WALK to Home Depot to pick up the cases of duct tape that you need to make your house safe from terrorist attack -- and they will LAUGH at you when you are doing it.
They think owning a gun is criminal. They think Madonna is a God. They think George Bush is an idiot. Well, maybe they have a point about that last one. But anyway, in her cromulent and blusteringly effulgent look at the elites SHUT UP AND SING, Laura Ingraham reveals that it is they, not us, who are the stupid ones! And whatever they say about us, bounces off of us and sticks to them! And that loudmouth liberals like Barbra Streisand would do better to just "shut up and sing" because the First Amendment doesn't apply to people we don't like.
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