Putting the Lie to "Rest in Peace"And speaking of Randall Terry (see below), how goes Mark Furhman's book about the murder of Terri Schavo? Well, per Newsmax, it will be out at the end of the month, and you can already reserve your copy. And it sounds great!
No, thanks to Michael Schiavo's efforts to allow his wife to retain a small shred of dignity, we didn't. We just got to watch endless hours of cable news hosts talking about her death, nuts outside her hospice holding vigils and protests about her death, and the President rushing to D.C. in his pajamas to sign a bill about prolonging her death-in-life.
Investigates via supposition, speculation, innuendo, gossip, and slander.
It will prove that Furhman really hopes to continue the controversy about her death, despite the fact that the poor woman is dead, her husband deserves some peace, and almost every sane person in this country is sick of hearing about this.
Yes, he will interview the same parents, siblings, advisers, experts, friends, and nurses you've seen and enjoyed on "Hannity and OtherGuy," "Scarborough Country Bear Jamboree," and the various other "Imperiled White Woman" cable TV programs. What do you think they will say???
Because there's a lot more scope for "creativity" if you delve into the "human background" rather than stick to the legal stuf, and the facts. And from what NewsMax claims about the book, it seems that it will show that Michael was abusive to Terri, and tried to kill her one night -- but he didn't quite finish her off, and so got some evil scientist-types to claim that she was in a PV state so he could legally kill her, and enjoy her millions while living it up with his concubine. There. I just saved you $29.95.
A disgraced, racist LAPD detective who now writes crappy, lurid, exploitative books for Regnery. Anyway, any bets as to how long it will be until somebody (maybe John Edward) comes out with Terri's version of her story? 5:48:43 AM |
The Kinder, Gentler Hateful ExtremistAnd speaking of Michael Marcavage (see below), what's up with Randall Terry this week? Well, it appears that he's getting humanizing profiles written about him in the St. Augustine Record. Here, let's read some of it:
Now, don't you like him better already? (But don't you feel a little less fond of Monty Python, Chappelle, SNL, and occasional risque stories?)
Well, he does have that whole child bride thing going on ....
And he's fun, too, and often enjoys playing practical jokes on people, like the time he mailed that aborted fetus to Bill Clinton!
Ha ha ha! That was a good one. A fake cockroach under the dinner napkin! I bet he also put fake dog poop on her chair, fake vomit in her purse, and a real aborted fetus on her plate. You'd vote for him now, wouldn't you?
Well, they didn't know they were buying Randall a new, $432,000 house, they thought they were helping him to pay legal bills, or continue to harass Planned Parenthood, or something -- but I guess in Terry's mind, the distinctions don't really matter. (And we do know that Alan Keyes has a habit of emailing pro-lifers with appeals for donations, as long as he gets a cut of the cash.) Anyway, Randall goes on to say that he's really a nice, decent guy who is often quoted out of context. ... And as for that really vile stuff, well, he was young then, and anyway, it's obvious that he was joking! (You know, like Ann Coulter.)
And all his jokes about how he prayed for the death of abortion doctors, and thought they should be executed, left the crowd rolling in the aisles. But what about that State Senate campaign? Well, he's still playing coy about whether he is actually running or not, but says that if he did, it would be on the issues, which are foreign policy (which would be especially relevent to a position in the Florida State Senate), lower taxes, school vouchers, and dead Terri Schiavos. But since people are giving him money, and really seem to like him (per him), it sounds like he's definitely going to run for something.
Um, right. Remember his mercy to Michael Schiavo? Remember how Randall sent out press releases calling Michael a monster, implying that Michael tried to kill Terri, and urging everyone to come to Florida and demonstrate outside Michael's house? Yeah, that's the kind of mercy that I hope Randall shows himself. 5:19:34 AM |
We Told You You'd Hear More About HimRemember Michael Marcavage? He's the young man who sued Temple U. for committing him to a mental institution just for being a Christian (although it turned out the school just had him evaluated because he was emotionally out of control and they feared he might be suicidal). Yes, he's the professional anti-gay activist (he believes the government should put homosexuals to death) who claimed he was arrested for just preaching the gospel, but whom police said he was arrested for disturbing a lawful gay event by using a bullhorn to shout "Sodomists repent, you're going to hell," and for disobeying police orders, etc. Anyway, he's back. Here's part of a Worldnetdaily item about his most recent martydom while evangelizing to the homosexual community.
Spanking is a "simulated sex act"? Man, that makes Pastor Lancaster's "The Loving Art of Spanking" seem even creepier than it did before. And if being partially dressed in tight leather is illegal, then here are just a few women who should be jailed for life:
Normally, you would have to pay up to $49.95 for these kinds of videos, but young Marcavage is giving them away free to government officials! Hey, maybe it's not too late for you to join the Philly City Council.
You recall how Jesus ministered the World of God to the woman caught in adultery. Yeah, he yelled, "Slut, you're going to hell" through a bullhorn at her for several hours. Interestingly enough, although the WorldNetDaily account appears to be taken directly from Marcavage's account at his site, it doesn't include this part:
It sounds like Michael is suing the government for not allowing him to disrupt public events, for stopping him from creating riots, and for preventing him from getting the crap beat out of him like he so greatly desires. Anyway, despite being menaced by mob of militant homosexuals at the parade in Philadelphia, Michael is planning to disrupt ("evangelize") a parade in NYC on June 26th. Sure, he will probably create lots of bad feelings, anger, and confusion, and maybe he'll even get arrested again -- but it will all be worth it, because of all the souls he saves by carrying a sign that says "God HAtes You, and yelling at people through a bullhorn about how they're going to hell. 4:17:29 AM |
A Sneak Preview of Ann Coulter's Next ColumnSo, Michael Jackson was found not guilty on all counts. Here, with what it all means, are a few posts (out of hundreds) from Lucianne.com:
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