Debbie Does Blogging
Some people just shouldn't blog. Prime example: Debbie Schlussel. Sure, she has nothing better to do, since the media career isn't going that well, but the more she says, the worse she comes off (and she didn't come off all too well before, as you will recall).
Here, let's take a look as some examples of Debbie's work, so you can get to know her a little better (whether you want to or not).
Me on CNN, Saturday Morning
I'll be on CNN, Saturday Morning, between 7:00 and 8:00 am Eastern, discussing my column attacking "American Idol" winner, Fantasia Barrino's song, "Baby Momma," which glorifies unwed motherhood as "a badge of honor" and deserving of "a national holiday."
So, if you are up at 7:00 this Saturday morning, you can watch Debbie tell the program's hosts, "Perhaps we should have a Lacto-Ovo Differently Digestive Day (for fat vegetarians), too," and that the only people watching the Oxygen Chanel are one or two lesbian Baby Mamas.
Okay, I included this post of Debbie's to show you that I'm not paying attention to her ranting just because she's a really easy target (and I needed one today, because I spent the day at the vet's with a hyper black cat who somehow managed to break off two of his teeth, and I am really tired). No, I am also paying attention to her because CNN (or at least Betty Nguyen and Tony Harris), actually believe that Debbie is a credible spokesman for a particular viewpoint (the viewpoint that Fantasia's young daughter "has a good chance of becoming a slut").
So, it is my duty to show you the woman beneath the shell -- and it's not pretty.
Therefore, take a look at this post from Wednesday: Islamist Oprah Now a Zulu; Still Denies Islamic Slavery, Torture,
Oprah Winfrey, supporter of Islamic terror and longtime girlfriend of Gayle . . . I mean, Stedman, has now determined that she is a Zulu. Says the big, fat (I mean, calorically-gifted) "O": "I'm crazy about the South African accent. I wish I had been born here." While unlike Oprah, we're very proud to have been born in the greatest country on earth (that's America, Oprah), we, too, wish you'd been born there, Oprah. We, too.
Debbie: pot, kettle. Next Debbie will be making fun of circus clowns for wearing too much make up.
But I think it's revealing that Debbie thinks that making snide comments about a woman's looks counts as a meaningful critique of her worth. I'm guessing that poor Debbie had a very painful adolescence. I'm also guessing that she lashes out at famous, successful (and attractive) women to make herself feel better about herself. Hopefully, her next appearance can be on the "Dr. Phil" show, so she can get some free psychological help.
But back to her most recent gripe with Oprah (besides that she's fat): that on that day's program, Oprah discussed child slavery and child soldiers, but allegedly didn't mention Islamic child slavers.
The child slaves--Black Christians--who are tortured, raped, and murdered by the Arab Islamic Sudanese government? Not on "Oprah." Palestinians and other Muslims who recruit child homicide bombers and martyrs? Nada on "Oprah." Children kidnapped to become camel jockeys and slaves by the Islamic United Arab Emirates, Kuwait, Qatar, and Saudi Arabia. Zip on "Oprah."
The fact that Debbie would say in print that Muslims kidnap children to make them "camel jockeys" probably tells you all you need to know about her. And that's that Debbie's not ragging on Oprah because Debbie is so concerned about Sudanese children, but because she's a racist. And the scary thing is, she apparently doesn't even know or care that she let the mask slip.
And here's another glimpse of the real face of a “rising GOP pundit":
In response to my recent column on the Waste of National Broadcast Airtime, the Weird Nuisance Brought on America a/k/a the WNBA, I've received a lot of positive mail from red-blooded proud Americans who like real sports and actual entertainment (neither of which are found in the WNBA). But from those of another persuasion - WNBA Fans, the class level keeps going down. My favorite is Monday's e-mail from Phoenix Mercury Assistant Head Coach, Julie Brase, who is also the granddaughter of University of Arizona Men's (read: Real) Basketball Coach Lute Olson.
So, women's sports aren't REAL sports, and fans of women's sports aren't red-blooded, proud Americans.
Why does Debbie hate women? (And Americans who like women?)
Oh, it turns out that she also hates some male sports (and the rest of the world), as this blog entry reveals:
What do Michael Jackson and soccer have in common? That's easy. Smart Americans with taste dislike both. But our enemies just love Michael Jackson and soccer. It's part of a secret international IQ test.
So, Debbie is calling my twelve-year-old soccer champion niece a terrorist? Nice one, Debbie.
Post 9/11, if you love freedom and decency, you have no interest in either the silly game of low scoring and the bizarre has-been-pop-star-come-plastic-surgery-victim. If you hate America and love terror, soccer and Michael Jackson are the best things since sliced bread (if you're from those countries who hate us and haven't yet emerged into the advanced era of sliced bread, then they are the best things since whole pita with hummus).
I wonder if Debbie's head will explode if I tell her that soccer is very popular in Israel --- and so is Michael Jackson, apparently ("Jackson fans in Israel celebrate").
Now, on to one of Debbie's famous movie reviews: Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Please Don't Go to Washington - Angelina Jolie's & Brad Pitt's Nutty Politics.
Even if your male significant other is a skank-o-phile and just can't resist the chance to see Ms. Jolie on the wide screen, tell him to skip it. After Jolie dons a black pleather dominatrix outfit at the beginning of the movie, it's all down hill from there. Unless you count the part where Jolie's character tells her husband she slept with 312 men. Art imitates life - sometimes. Her real-life number is probably a lot higher.
I think that Roger Ebert should team up with Debbie for "At the Movies 2: This Time It's Personel." After Ebert discussed a film's characters, plot, and artistic merit, Debbie could speculate about how many people the stars had slept with. I believe the program would be a natural for Fox News.
Debbie goes on to say that not only is Ms. Jolie a slut (reason enough to never see her films), but she has also gotten acclaim for her humanitarian work, and Debbie HATES it when other women get acclaim.
Oh, and Angelina also helps children, which sounds noble, until you realize that many of these kiddies are probably terrorists!
Forget Jolie, the multi-tattooed, twice-divorced, bisexual who brags about sleeping around [....] Meet the new, re-packaged Angelina Jolie, Goodwill Ambassador for the U.N. High Commissioner on Refugees (UNHCR). In cover stories in July's Marie Claire and yesterday's USA Today, she's hailed for pretending to care about the world's poor, helpless, impoverished children .
Yes, Jolie only pretends to care about the world's poor, impoverished, poverty-stricken, not-rich children. Which is why she donated all that pretend money to UN children's programs, and contributed all that time and energy working on their behalf. Clearly, Angelina is a big poseur skank. (Unlike Debbie, who really helps needy children by, um, writing scathing blog entries about how some of them are being turned into camel jockeys.)
She pushed for establishment of a National Center for Refugee and Immigrant Children and lobbied for the Alien Child Protection Act, a bill that would provide lawyers refugee minors who come to the U.S. But these benefit one type of immigrant children - illegal ones. We don't need to provide "centers" and ACLU-style lawyers for illegal immigrants. We need to deport them. Sympathy, like that of Jolie, for under-age illegal aliens is exactly what their parents are counting on when they take advantage of America and smuggle themselves in. In many cases, these are children of terror suspects, and they grow up with the same anti-American ideologies.
As seen on "Jim Henson's Terrorist Babies."
Well, I think that's enough Debbie for one day. I just hope that CNN's "Saturday Morning" can book a better class nutjob next time -- maybe Kaye Grogan or Debbie Daniel.
Schlussel, who speaks Hebrew, Arabic, French, and Russian, works closely with several Federal law enforcement agencies, consulting on fighting the domestic War on Terrorism, and has provided them with much useful information. She has gone undercover, infiltrating many Muslim organizations in the Detroit area (the heart of Islamic America), exposing their radical nature and support for terrorism. Schlussel continues to represent a very valuable Muslim confidential informant to several federal government agencies, who has been responsible for putting hundreds with terrorism connections behind bars.
Debbie Schussel, free lance CIA case officer/ FBI undercover operative/ Homeland Security secret weapon! (Except that she just kind of blew her cover -- I hope the valuable Muslim CI doesn't get killed by those terrorists tots now.)
You know, this would be an even better TV show than the one with Ebert. (Scott C., please pitch this proposed series at your next meeting with the TV execs -- I would even write a pilot script for it: "The Spy Wore Ten Pounds of Foundation and Mismatched Lipstick Liner.")
Oh, and I also liked this part of her resume:
Schlussel has literally worked on campaigns for conservative Republican candidates since she was in the sixth grade, when she worked on Ronald Reagan’s first campaign for President. A long-time member of Mensa ...
Hey, I have figuratively worked on campaigns for conservative Republican candidates since I was in third grade! However, I am not a long-time member of Mensa.
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