November 16, 2003 by s.z.

And we conclude this broadcasting day with another Sean Hannity Moment He even took a job as in a union as a shipbuilder going from shift fitter to welder until he got hurt and the foreman refused to pay him any longer. He hated the unions where even if you could do the job as a welder you had to wait until you could find a fitter. He also worked construction and as a contractor and in some cases hired illegal aliens as long as they worked hard. This Sean Hannity Moment courtesy of Sean Hannity Biography.   Model your life on Sean's, take him as your personal savior, and try to live as he would -- until we meet again, for another Sean Hannity Moment. 1:30:15 AM

My Fox News Channel Evening Like I mentioned earlier, I am a tad under the weather, and so spent the evening huddled under a quilt letting TV take my mind of my ache, pains, and imminent death.  I watched about 3 hours of Poirot mysteries on A&E (although I dozed off a couple of times, managing to miss all the vital clues).  During a Poirot lull, I zipped through the channels, and stopped when I saw Bill O'Reilly complaining about how there's no freedom of speech in America anymore.  Since the last time I'd listened to Bill, he was complaining about how the trouble with this country was that people were allowed to say whatever they thought, I paused to watch this for a minute.  But when I got bored after a couple of minutes, the remote had vanished!  I couldn't change the channel!  I could have gotten up and used the manual switch, of course, but it was too much work.  So, I just laid there and watched, sorta, the rest of Bill's show, all of Hannity & Colmes, and half of Greta Van Susteren's "Not Court TV" court TV show. This was the most Fox News that I'd ever been exposed to at one time.  And its fair and balanced coverage of the day's issues taught me many important things, like that the Scott Peterson case is the most important thing currently effecting our society, second only to the Paris Hilton sex tape.  Here is my report: Bill O'Reilly's No Spin Zone   1.  Bill brought on some college professor who had written a book about how political correctness stifles people who want to say hateful stuff, because they get complaints about their speech.  They discussed Jeb Bush's innocent remark about how nice it is that San Franciscans are becoming endangered, and how it meant nothing more than that Jeb hates people from San Francisco.  The guest tried to talk about his book, and Bill interrupted to indignantly recount an incident that occured when he was a speaker for some youth charity, and the mostly black youth choir hadn't shown up; Bill, out of the kindness of his heart, in an effort to fill some blank space and entertain the audience, said that somebody should check the parking lot to see if the kids were stealing hubcaps.  And people have the nerve to say that he, Bill O'Reilly, had made a racist statement!  Bill stated vehemently that he is no racist, because he would have said the same thing about any group of kids. 2.  Bill brought on Lizzie Grubman and a sociologist (or social worker, or Abstinence Counselor, or something to that effect) to talk about the Paris Hilton sex tape.  We got to see stills from the tape (with the naughty bits blacked out); but they were cool, because their night vision-lit glowing eyes made the couple look like vampires or something.  Bill gave us all some advice: only tape sex with people you trust, and hang on to the tapes.  He repeated this again later, because he really is looking out for us.  (Whatever would we do without him?)  The sociologist agreed with Bill that Bill Clinton is responsible for the fact that our current culture is depraved.  Lizzie, who says she is a friend of Paris's, claimed that Paris will not have a reputation as a slutty bimbo because of this tape, because she will overcome it (presumably by doing that reality show for Fox which will show that she's a sluttly bimbo airhead).  Lizzie said that her "car accident" has made her a different person.  When Bill asked her to recount just one way that she was different, she couldn't -- she's just different in every way.  But she's not a BETTER person, because she was a good person before.  She's just different. 3.  If you don't buy several copies of Bill's book, then Hillary Clinton wins and the angels cry. 4.  You can now get Spin Factor baby gear at the Fox News Store.  Buy some for your baby today.  Your choices include the Infant Beanie (a cap with "The O'Reilly Factor" printed on it): as the ad copy says, "It's not a hat, it's a helmet for future fair and balanced warriors. "  Or you can purchase the No-Spit Zone Bib (a terry bib with the words "Caution, You are About to Enter a No-Spit Zone" emblazoned on it). But my favorite No Spin item comes from Bill's personal Bill O'Reilly Store: The Spin Stops Here Doormat.  Show your friends and neighbors that the Spin Stops at your door with our BillOReilly.com doormats.   Price: $49.95    Think of the fun you have have conducting your own Bill O'Reilly-style debate show with your own No-Spin doormats.  You'll get the last word in every time, just like Bill does. Anyway, on to . . . Hannity & Colmes 1.  The first 30 minutes were about the Scott Peterson preliminary trial, day whatever.  Peter Johnson, FNC legal analyst; Lisa Bloom, Court TV; and Debra Opri, criminal defense attorney talked about today's exciting new developments, such as that Lacey was found wearing tan pants, and that the wrench was rusty.  Apparently Hannity and Colmes think good TV is having two women shouting over each other for minutes at a time -- because it's the next best thing to an actual cat fight. 2.  Then we got Kelly Anne Conway and Susan Estrich talking about the lack of civilized discourse on the part of the Democrats, as exemplified by Ted Kenney's calling the judicial nominees "Neanderthals" (which is the kind of racism you NEVER get on the part of the Republicans, who limit their remarks to saying how nice it is that people from cities with large homosexual populations are dying off). Kelly Anne is blonde, stupid, vitriolic, and unable to actually converse with others.  She made Susan look smart and fair, which shows just how dangerous Kelly Anne is to our society.  Mark my words: she comes from the same unholy genetics lab that produced Ann Coulter.  We must stop her before she writes a book! 3.  Sean interviewed the guy who wrote the book about best buddies FDR and Churchill.  Sean asked if the author wouldn't say they were just like George Bush and Tony Blair.  He would.  Sean then reminded the viewers that he has written a book called Deliver Us From Evil: How to Defeat Terrorism, Despotism and Liberalism. which will be come out in February.  It's about how when you see evil, such as Saddam Hussein or liberalism, in the world, you need to just go out and destroy it.  Sean said that his book contains a chapter about how Bush is also just like Churchill, in that Bush was an appeaser like Chamberlin, and Bush opposed him.  Sean asked the author if he wouldn't say that the war in Iraq is one of Good vs Evil, and wouldn't FDR and Churchill agree the Bush had done just what he should in starting it.  He would and they would. 4.  Then Colmes talked to Ex-Judge Roy Moore.  Roy said that the trial was practically held in secret, since no TV cameras were allowed (it's a good thing for the cause of justice that War Liberal was on the scene to protect Roy's rights or heaven knows what would have happened).  Roy refused to answer questions about how not being allowed to keep a boulder in the rotunda of a state building prevented him from acknowledging God, and instead read some of the minutes from his trial.  He said that the ACLU wants him disbarred because they "want to get their pound of flesh." Oh, and because this would prevent him from ever being a judge again,  but he could still be a governor or senator (or President). The Scott Peterson Trial Saga, with Greta Van Susteren Greta and a gaggle of lawyers discuss even MORE of the important developments in the Scott Peterson preliminary trial, such as: 1.  Apparently there was not one BUT TWO pieces of hair found on the wrench.  Did the police plant one of them in order to . . . add an extra hair? 2.  The defense said they may call Amber Frey as one of its witnesses, presumably to show the world that she's a little tramp.  Her laywer said "Bring it on," knowing how well that's worked out for Bush. 3.  Greta reported on her exclusive park-walking experiment which apparently shows that two dirty park patrons who objected to Laci's barking dog could have offed her, and that the Modesto police are part of the conspiracy to frame O.J.  However, the Satan worshippers who formerly killed Laci were not part of this experiment. And this was all the Mark Peterson news I could stand, and I gathered my strength, got up, and turned off the TV.  This concludes my Fox viewing for the foreseeable future.  Now my head really aches from recounting it.  I hope you have found this instructive, and you only tape sex acts with those you can trust, and you never let the TV's remote control fall under the couch cushions. 1:24:06 AM