First came the frequent, contrarian comments from “Socks,” who was pelted with oppobrium by the supposedly “tolerant” liberals who frequent this blog. Then “Bootsie” joined in to support Socks’ constitutional right to state that “that guy with the leafblower is responsible for all wars,” and to explain that when Socks said, “What do you think you’re looking at, Sugar Teats?” she was under the influence of catnip. But after both Socks and Bootsie werre eventually driven from World O’Crap, ”Tennessee Tuxedo” suddenly appeared and exposed Jet Jaguar as a cat! Finally, all hell broke loose when the comments were besieged by Frank Gorshin as “Bele,” the chocolate/vanilla bipedal 50/50 bar from the Star Trek episode, Let That Be Your Last Battlefield.
Now, at last, the truth is out. Employing the same advanced C.S.I. techniques used by Pepperment Patterico to scientifically prove that Tbogg is that guy he always said he was, we have conclusively demonstrated that all of the above commenters were sock puppets for RILEY, a known housecat, who was discovered in the sock drawer. Moreover, we have incontrovertible photographic evidence (that the MSM doesn’t want you to see!) that she was caught in the act of shedding, kerning, and firing rockets on behalf of Hezbollah.
Ball’s in your court, Lefty Bloggers.