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Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Scammers Declare End to Iraq War!

Here’s part of an important and highly confidential e-mail I just received (emphasis added):
I am Mr. Chen Guangyuan operations manager of the Bank of China (Hong Kong), Shop 1021,and United Centre 95 Queensway Hong Kong. I have an obscured business suggestion for you.

Before the U.S and Iraqi war our client Mr. Hamadi Hashem who was with the Iraqi forces and also business man made a numbered fixed deposit for 24 calendar months, with a value of Seventeen million three Hundred Thousand United State Dollars (US$17,300,000.00) only in my branch. Upon maturity several notices was sent to him, even during the war early last year. Again after the war another notification was sent and still no response came from him. We later find out that Mr. Hamadi Hashem and his family had been killed during the war in a bomb blast that hit their home at Mukaradeeb where his personal oil well was.
I think that President Bush should use this information about the successful conclusion of the war (and the fate of those, like Mr. Hashem, who opposed us) during his next speech, in order to counter all the negativism from the MSM.  He should also foward Mr. Chen his banking data so he can claim his 30% share of the $17 million.

Scott adds:   “personal oil well”?  And I thought the Personal Pan Pizza was the ultimate in individual convenience!

2 Responses to “Scammers Declare End to Iraq War!”

“Mission Accomplished”.

Thus proving there’s nothing the Bush administration can come up with that won’t later be repeated by con artists. It’s a natural fit, really.
I don’t see a change at all; complete, one-stop hustling, beginning to end.

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