We were rather disappointed when Nathan “the young Jesse Helms” Tabor’s campaigns for both the NC State Senate and for Congress were unsuccessful.
But young Nate seems to have what it takes for a sucessful political career (clean-cut good looks, a lovely and supportive wife, tons of family money, lots of free time, and scads o’ wingnutty ideas), and so we hope the Republican voters will eventually recognize his worth and give him the nod for the presidential race in 2012 or so.
I mean with ideas like the following, he seems like a natural fit for the GOP nomination:
And unless we keep this drug on a prescription-only basis (or better yet, ban it and all other forms of birth control), who can say that preschool children won’t eat said pills by the handful, as a ready replacement for Smartees?
And that’s why we need Nate in Washington: to keep our teen girls safe by making them have babies in lieu of allowing them to binge on possiibly dangerous pills.
But young Nate seems to have what it takes for a sucessful political career (clean-cut good looks, a lovely and supportive wife, tons of family money, lots of free time, and scads o’ wingnutty ideas), and so we hope the Republican voters will eventually recognize his worth and give him the nod for the presidential race in 2012 or so.
I mean with ideas like the following, he seems like a natural fit for the GOP nomination:
You can say that the [morning after pill] will only be marketed and sold to those women over age 18, but any clever teenager who knows how to lobby an older sibling or friend to buy cigarettes or booze for her will easily gain access to Plan B. And what’s to say that teen girls will not start binging on morning-after pills, once they become as common as KitKats on drug store shelves?What indeed?
And unless we keep this drug on a prescription-only basis (or better yet, ban it and all other forms of birth control), who can say that preschool children won’t eat said pills by the handful, as a ready replacement for Smartees?
And that’s why we need Nate in Washington: to keep our teen girls safe by making them have babies in lieu of allowing them to binge on possiibly dangerous pills.
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A number of individuals have also pointed out that Plan B promotes promiscuity Individuals can point out anything. I can point out that my cat reads Camus, doesn’t make it true. Wingnut logic is fun!
Individuals can point out anything. I can point out that my cat reads Camus, doesn’t make it true. Wingnut logic is fun!
And I can point out that reports of your cat reading Camus are more likely to be true than the ones claiming that Bush is currently poring over The Stranger.
And I can point out that reports of your cat reading Camus are more likely to be true than the ones claiming that Bush is currently poring over The Stranger.
Binging on birth-control pills? Wtf?
We all know Bush is still working on the book about the pet goat. I wish they’d make their lies more believable.
And I second the WTF. Does he think the kids are out there snarfing up non-prescription Pepcid or Monistat just because they can?
And I second the WTF. Does he think the kids are out there snarfing up non-prescription Pepcid or Monistat just because they can?
Nate, I assume is short for Nates.
I have a plan to create a new line of birth-control flavored KitKats to satisfy the faddish cravings of teen girls.
I have a plan to create a new line of birth-control flavored KitKats to satisfy the faddish cravings of teen girls.
Nate has his head up his nates.
Who is this D-bag and how did he get a decent looking wife? He looks like someone who would date-rape a girl and then call her the next day and ask her if she wanted to go out again.
As for him being the “young Jessy Helms”, is that even something to be proud of? That guy was SOOOO LIBERAL.
As for him being the “young Jessy Helms”, is that even something to be proud of? That guy was SOOOO LIBERAL.
“And what’s to say that teen girls will not start binging on morning-after pills”
Because of the unpleasant side effects of hormones?
Then again, maybe they’ll be part of a binge-n-purge by some wacky young bulimic. Rid your body of babies and calories AT THE SAME TIME!!!
Because of the unpleasant side effects of hormones?
Then again, maybe they’ll be part of a binge-n-purge by some wacky young bulimic. Rid your body of babies and calories AT THE SAME TIME!!!
But those little, blue pills… those should be available OTC. Then we’ll have teenaged boys binging on them and walking around with erections that last a week or two.
[dig deep in memory to remember his own teenaged years]
Oh, wait….
[dig deep in memory to remember his own teenaged years]
Oh, wait….
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