BREAKING: West Virginia Airport Evacuated Due to ‘Suspicious Liquid’ (Update: No Threat)Please stay ready for tomorrow’s alert, “Al Qaeda-trained snakes terrorize plane (Update: Just a movie)”
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Breaking: Fox News Studio Evacuated Due To Suspicious “Fumes”(Update: Never mind)
Breaking: Fox News Studio Evacuated Due To Suspicious “Fumes”Update: O’Reilly had a “Reuben” for lunch, so almost everything’s OK.
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