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Friday, January 14, 2011

January 15, 2005 by s.z.


Meat Power!


While I try to recover from this flu-thing, I''m putting YOU in charge.  YOU control the horizontal!  YOU control the vertical!  YOU will explain what is going on in the illustration below!

So, the woman is bowling, but why is she dressed so inappropriately?  (Note how her blouse is starting to come unbuttoned due to her exertions, and how her skirt is riding up to show her knee and is being strained over her posterior, making her butt look big.  Is this some kind of mating display?)  Has she broken her hand, or is she just trying to push the ball down the lane?  And what's with all the fireworks and the rainbow?  Is she on drugs?  Are the effects a metaphor for sex?  If so, I guess that's where the "meat power" comes in.

And what does the woman have to do with the family beneath her?  Is she having an affair with Daddy's meat power?  Is that what that large knife in his right hand is supposed to represent?  Are those shrunken heads surrounding the roast?  And why does a family of three need a roast that is as big as Daughter? 

Anyway, when I get back, I want all this (and more!) explained, okay?

4:25:10 AM

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