Another Young Conservative Being Repressed!Let's review the shocking case of Wells College senior Nicole Krogman, who isn't being allowed to graduate, just because she's conservative. Here's part of the 13 May press release she sent out to local papers and various conservative sites:
Coincidence? Of course not! It's all part of the college's plot against conservatives! As Nicole's lawyer said:
So, this young lady was suspended just because she didn't complete a non-credit, independent study tutorial on time -- and she didn't even have a chance to meet the deadline, because the prof never told her about it. And then the school's Community Court gave her a week to complete the tutorial or be suspended, presumably just to punish her for for organizing "Republican Coming Out Day." Yes, this truly is cruel and unusual punishment, and so it's prohibited by Constitution. Free the Well College One! Anyway, after getting the Freepers and some bloggers on her side, Nicole got invited to tell her story on "Hannity and Colmes." But her story is now a bit different, as demonstrated by this notice sent out by Morton Blackwell of the Leadership Institute (courtesy of mataliandy over at Kos):
So, so the suspension isn't just because she didn't compete a tutorial on time, it's because she's accused of plagiarism (but all she did was fail to cite herself when she used language from her Cornell American article in her Onyx piece). Man, this young woman IS being persecuted!
Indeed. Damn those malicious liberals who attack conservative students just for being so righteous and stuff!
The piece that she plagiarized from herself (and four other people) was about how Rathergate proved that the liberal media is biased; it was identical in both the Cornell American and theOnyx. And the non-credit independent study tutorial that Nicole didn't complete on time was on journalism ethics, and it was the punishment mandated by the student-faculty court for her plagiarism. And she now says that it's not that she was never told of the deadline, but that the deadline was moved up a month. And when she couldn't learn ethics that quickly, the court found her in contempt, and suspended her for the rest of the year. Oh, but her lawyer now says that she denies the plagiarism charge.
The editor of the Cornell American, where Nicole is a "production editor," says he can't remember if she submitted a source list or not. Her lawyer told the Auburn Citizen that she provided him with an original manuscript of the article that included a list of the authors whose words appeared in her column.
But if she didn't, then it just makes her a bigger, fatter liar. (Since nobody can verity if the manuscript Nicole gave her lawyer is authentic, and since Nicole isn't asking the editor of the Onyx to verify that she submitted a source list with her manuscript, I don't think even her lawyer could believe this latest lame attempt to save face.) Oh, and her lawyer claims that she never meant to mislead anybody by saying that she was accused of plagiarizing herself.
So, it was all Hannity's fault! (And I guess Morton Blackwell's too.) But hey, to check out Nicole's veracity, let's look at a piece Nicole wrote for the most recent edition of the Cornell American (it's been deleted from the paper's site, but I did manage to find an archived version):.
I don't want to copy the whole piece here, so we'll just look at a few passages, selected more or less at random.
Okay, "small ivy covered North Koreas" is in quotes, so this may be Nicole's way of indicating that the phrase isn't original with her. But there is no citation in the piece. So, I googled that phrase. Here's what I found in a 1998 address by noted wingnut Bill Lind (I'll bold the parts that are identical to what Nicole wrote):
So, Nicole stole not just the "ivy-covered North Koreas" from William Lind, but the whole paragraph. Tsk, tsk. But maybe that was just a fluke -- let's go on to the next paragraph.:
Oops, that's another direct quote from Lind. The rest of the paragraph paraphrases Lind, and I was going to give Nicole credit for at least putting his uncredited ideas into her own words, until I did a little more googling. Here's Nicole:
And here's a selection from an article on "Political Correctness" at Everything2 (which seems to be sorta like Wikipedia):
Oopsie again. Nicole's next pagraph starts,"As Professor Bill Lind states," so she DOES know how to credit and cite her sources (but she apparently just chooses not to). Let's jump down a few paragraphs in Nicole's piece:
Now, here's a passage from the same "Everything 2" article:
Okay, let's look at one last example from Nicole's column:
Now, here's a selection from Philip Atkinson's "Political Correctness":
So, every passage of Nicle's that we've looked at has been stolen verbatim from somebody else. I'm pretty sure that if we bothered to Google the rest of Nicole's piece, we'd find that the proportion of original work is even lower than the 1/10th or so in the Rathergate piece that got her into trouble earlier this year. And that makes it clear that Nicole SHOULD fail that journalism ethics module, because she doesn't appear to have learned a damn thing from it. However, she does appear to have learned a lesson from the right, which is: "Claim that you're being persecuted because you're a conservative, and not only don't you have to apologize for lying, stealing, and defaming others, but everybody else is supposed to apologize to YOU. Oh, and Hannity is like the stupidest man in the world, so go on his show and say anything you want, and he'll never figure out that you're a lying, cheating weasel -- because he's one too." 6:02:40 AM |
BTW, We Haven't Heard Anything About Twitchy the Rabbit For Several Months NowIt looks like TBogg has abandoned America's Worst Mother™ this week in order to blog about America's Worst Liberal™. (It even has a sound track!) Read the whole thing. Seriously -- read it. Read it now. That's how snark should be done. But as a community service, here's the report on the latest "Swamp Fever": Main plotline: Eldest daughter Cachexia develops compassion for animals, and tells Mummy-o that she wants to be a vegetarian. This, of course, is unacceptable, because a tenet of conservatism is that animals will be bred and slaughtered. So, Meghan tries to browbeat the kid into being a carnivore.
Meghan realizes that today's kids don't appreciate the moral depravity associated with bobbing one's hair, and thus will miss the full weight of her stinging rebuke of vegetarianism. So, she calls a "Sage Friend" to seek some advice about dealing with pre-teen rebellion against meat (my guess is that the SF is Danielle Crittenden, who has a girl of about 14, and who is also one of the few women more qualified in mothering than Meghan, as witnessed by the fact that she's written anti-feminist books on the subject). Anyway, the SF apparently tells Meghan to use more subtle forms of intimidation, such as economic sanctions and dental Darwinism, since that's what Meghan does.
The girl is just lucky that Meghan didn't threaten to charge her for her chick pea and lentil rations, or poor Cachexia would be back to selling matches to try to buy food. Anyway, Meghan is able to best the twelve-year-old in the arena of logic and finances, and thereby calmly and tolerantly extinguish any burgeoning traces of liberalism in the child, thus proving that Meghan is a great mother, despite what Google may say.
And that, ladies, is the right way to control your children: by being reasonable, understanding, and respectful, as long as they do exactly what you want them to do. Oedipal Moment of the Week, featuring son Puissant:
Um, let's just move along. Bad Seed Moment of the Week, featuring youngest daughter Damiena:
It's not learned racism, it's just a childish reaction to all the ethnic food Meghan has been serving the kids. Yeah, that's the ticket. 3:25:23 AM |
On This Date in 2004... the Wash Post reported:
Well, the Butt Dance was pretty educational. Anyway, despite all the crowing about the decrease in unemployment, there still must be some problems with the economy if the even the President's daughters are unable to find jobs after a year of trying. 1:23:44 AM |
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