Family Circle Sees All, Tells Some Day whatever in our quest to find the secret of Bil Keane's inexplicably popular comic strip. Today's panel shows us the secret world of a cartoonist. Daddy (whose eyes were taken by the Satanists from The Devil's Rain) has all the usual cartoonist paraphenalia: drafting table, adjustable lamp, filing cabinet, pencil sharpener, and piece of paper. He is sketching a big circle that is presumably Jeffy's head. Jeffy, wearing that purple sweater Emma was modeling yesterday, says: "I lost the pencil you lent me. Can I keep it?" Explanation: There's big money to be made in cartooning -- enough so that if your kid loses one of your pencils, you can buy another! If YOU can draw Jeff's head, you may have what it takes to become a professional cartoonist, just like Daddy. Send a check or money order now for my Home Art Institute cartoonist lessons. Prediction: Some readers have already provided their ideas (the big cheaters!) Here's what they said:
They may be right. But then again, the cartoon could mean that we grow up to become our fathers. Jeffy, who used to watch his father draw "Family Circus," grew up to be Jeff Keane, cartoonist. Little Georgie Bush grew up to be President, just like his Dad. And just like George Bush pere lost his bid for reelection, so too will George Bush fils. And just as George Sr. lost his pencil (manhood) when his son took his place in the spotlight, so too will George Jr. be emasculated by his progeny, who will eclipse him in fame and fortune when their Secret Sex Diaries are published. Family Circle = Circle of Life. It's pretty profund when you think about it while swilling cough medicine. 8:06:46 AM |
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Inconveniencing VIPs With Criminal Investigations in WartimeThe writer of this Wall Street Journal editorial says that while he's glad that Tenet has resigned, he doesn't fault Tenet for everything that went wrong on his watch. Take those nonexistent stockpiles of WMDs, for example -- the writer doesn't blame Tenet for saying Sadam had them. Heck, everybody thought he did (well, except some CIA analysts, the weapons inspectors, foreign affairs experts, etc. -- so nobody important). And invading Iraq has turned out to be such a good thing for all concerned that the writer would forgive Mr. T. his minor bungling -- if only he'd be a good soldier and take full and unilateral responsibility for convincing the naive Colin Powell about the weapons, instead of trying to finger Chalabi. Because it's silly to believe that Chalabi, a simple brown-skinned foreigner, could have mislead Powell, the intelligence community, and the NY Times all by himself. [If you're thinking that Chalabi had lots of help from Dick Cheney, Feith, and everybody else who was just looking for a pretext to invade Iraq, then you've been deceived by the CIA's self-serving propaganda campaign yourself, and you too should want Tenet's head on a platter.] But where Tenet REALLY went wrong (and basically committed treason) was in allowing the investigations of the Plame kerfuffle and the Chalabi indiscretion. Sure, the Plame leak not only curtailed her career, compromised a cover mechanism, and could have endangered human sources, but the investigation caused busy White House people to have to talk to the FBI (and Bush to spend his own money to hire an attorney). And sure, the Chalabi betrayal of our ability to read Iranian communications resulted in the loss of an important listening post and put American lives in danger, but now Pentagon people are being inconvenienced, and they have a war to run! So, these investigations are damaging our country's national security, and Tenet should have done everything he could to stop them. Yes, a good DCI would have covered up both events, even if that meant killing Plame and Chalabi. You know, for the good of the war. Well, that's my interpretation of this editorial, but possibly I'm misrepresenting the editorial writer's words. Let's read a couple of paragraphs from the piece, just to double check my fairness and balance.
No, I think paraphrased this editorial fairly accurately -- proving that we don't need political humorists these days, because the product comes pre-satirized for our convenience. 6:07:33 AM |
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