Townhall Vets for UntruthAlmost all of the Townhall columnists deal with Unfit for Command and the Swift Boat Vets for Truth allegations today. The basic column goes something like this:
While that's the generic column, each columist has his or her own unique wingnutty charm. So, let's take a brief look at today's offerings. Ben quotes an old Jewish saying which means "measure for measure," and then cites a creepy example of the principle. It involves a guy who produced animal stomping fetish porn getting crushed by a truck. Why does Ben seem to know so much about porn?
Kerry, who controls the political sphere and everything that goes on there, should have stopped these organizations -- by force, if necessary. Jonah stands up for freedom of speech and election fraud.
Only because that's such a safe bet. Since the Kerry campaign is behind MoveOn.org, then the Swift vets lies are just "a taste of their own medicine."
News flash to Debra: Bush Campaign Lawyer Is Advising Swift Boat Group, AP Reports; Former POW who appeared in anti-Kerry ad resigns from Bush campaign; Volunteer links Swift Boat anti-Kerry flier to GOP; etc. The media just won't do what Linda wants it to!
Some guy quoted in the O'Neill book alleges that Kerry was derelict in his duties, leading to the death of an innocent Vietnamese child -- O'Neill claims that Kerry later lied about the incident. So, Kerry may actually be Josef Mengele. He hasn't released the records to prove that he isn't!
The "prestige press" won't tell you anything about Kerry's "Winter Soldier" testimony. So, you didn't know that he claimed that American soldiers said they had been involved in war crimes. You've probably never heard anything about William Calley either. This proves that the press is biased, and that you're an idiot.
More about Kerry's anti-war statements. Nothing about kidneys.
The liberal media investigated Bush's (lack of) service with the Texas National Guard, but they just accepted that Kerry got medals and served honorably. This proves that they are liberal, just like Brent Bozell says. Brent is an American hero. I want to be just like Brent when I grow up. Do you think he likes me?
Now wasn't that fun? I bet you're not a bit sick of the Swift Boat vets stuff now! But a few pundits didn't get (or didn't read) the memo from the Bush campaign, and so wrote about other subjects. I'm sure they will be severely reprimanded at the next Townhall staff meeting. Once again, Dr. Mike uses his email outbox for a column. (Mike, if you push the "send" button you could mail these things to the intended recipient instead of inflicting them on everybody else, you know.) This time, Mike's victim is a math prof at Rutgers who allegedly wrote a nasty email to a GOPUSA columnist.
[Response snipped, because you've seen enough of that kind of thing at Lucianne.com and Free Republic.]
Dr. Mike, as a criminology prof you're probably heard of people (children, students, hackers) using other people's computers and email accounts to send out inflamatory missives. So, you must have intentionally opened yourself up to a possible libel suit, possibly as part of your effort to show how conservatives on campus are being persecuted. Oh, this seems to be the Bayham column that Mike is talking about. It just came out on Monday, and so the response to it couldn't have been sent any earlier than that. But I'm sure Mike fully investigated the incident before using it for his column. But since Mike Bayham is allegedly a GOP official and a professional political consultant("In 1996, Mike Bayham was elected to the Republican State Central Committee, becoming its youngest member. In another tightly contested race, Bayham was re-elected to the RSCC, where he remains as the committee's youngest member. Bayham is a professional political consultant in south Louisiana"), it's odd that he was so upset by receiving an abusive email that he had his friend Dr. Mike write a column ridiculing his opponent. Most kids outgrow the whole flamewar thing after they discover girls. Rebecca reviews a book about the noble "freedom-based public-interest law movment." "Freedom-based law" fights such things as the "'right' to abortion, the cleansing of God from the public square, the unjust taking of property in the name of protecting the environment, and racial preferences in schools." But although the book is the subject of her column, she feels compelled to throw in some gratuitous sucking up to Ed Meese.
Not if you want to KEEP working at the Heritage Foundation, that is. Michelle is mad as hell at George P. Bush (George W.'s nephew) for disparaging the use of pellet guns on Mexicans who illegally try to cross the border. After all, these miscreants being shot at are brown, we're at war, and a couple of years ago a Border Patrol officer was KILLED by a brown person. The Border Patrol should be issued machine guns, so they can mow down miscreants -- you know, like how the guards at the Berlin Wall handled those who didn't keep on the right side of the border.
But if Kris was a Park Ranger, how would arming the Border Patrol have helped him? Michelle goes on to complain that even Homeland Security officials, in "the comfort of their air-conditioned offices," are failing to thank Border Patrol agents for rounding up those gardeners and maids of mass destruction.
So, per Michelle, if these agents, who see first hand many of the Bush administration's efforts, think that we're not any safer, then it proves that the agents are demoralized because people like George P. have criticized their pellet guns. Um, okay. And that concludes our special Swift Boat Vets Townhall Review. We hope that there is never the need to do another one. 5:20:50 AM |
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August 25, 2004 by s.z.
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